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Sunday 8 March 2020

The Sunday Blog # 205


Today is the Sunday the 8th of March 2020 , the 12th of Rajab 1441 till the Sunset ( 6: 38 pm ; Karachi ) and this is my the Sunday Blog # 205 ( Two Hundred and five ) .
So before anything else the health update .
By the Grace of God the All Mighty ALLAH Amen !
i remained at the best of health all week . Survived the once a day every day visit to the mosque since the Ash Wednesday . And a regular shop visit after the prayers . The only mishap I had in going out was that while trying to avoid the dirty drain water and dung I somehow stepped on a dried thorny branch entangled and it made a scratch line on the left foot right below the Ankle on the big toe side of the left foot. I was so in a hurry to catch the prayer , that I did not even had a closer look . After coming back as I was changing the clothes I saw this red line like a tear strip ( if you receive any junk mail from any of my accounts please report or retweet ), which had now begin to hurt a little . My siblings were planning to send me on secret mission so i immediately informed them of this little mishap and not only got excused but also got free detol and tips to clean the scratch after washing cleaning i had the iftari .
During the maghrib prayer at home I feel the hurt every time I bend it or the shalwar touch the ankle . First I thought to bandaid it soon after the Prayers . But after the prayers I applied the gels and lotions and felt Okay .  I am so glad that I did not see or feel it on my way to and from the mosque or I could have looked worried in the footage or worse I might have missed the prayer and shop , and even going . Anyways I did not miss a thing ever since except the secret mission . No Paradise Lost !
The Health update concludes here .
And now to the weather update ...
Few days back this very week i don't exactly remember which , the taps  begin to drip tip tip tip ...at first it was slow like tip ...tip ....tip ...
I was so confused because the temperature in the wall azan clock was 27 ° C going to 28° C
On Friday morning while sleeping I felt like somebody pulled the quilt from me ...so I pulled it back and over slept missed the first Appointment of Juma Mubarak and reached the last . And on Saturday afternoon the temperature in the wall azan clock was 26°C and still is .
And trust me it's just like a cave so it must be very fine weather outside .  Believe it or not even though my taps warned me or tried to but I was expecting the khamseen ...somebody after watching too much Cable News told me the annual Lenten Sandblasting dirt Storm is Karachi ☠️ bound . And instead we get a bone chilling skin drying  weather . Not sure what is going on ...😕
By the middle of the week i was this close to switching ON 👆🔛🆒 the fan especially after meals and walks and tonight I was thinking and planning  how to get to eat the Nihari Beef Paya post season . Nihari is available in Karachi ☠️ all year round but beef paya is hard to get after season and since I am fasting in Lent , I am not the same gready gluttonous besides  having already super calories Sehri and iftari cum dinner ziyada meals .
I think I have gained weight and fat in the first ten days of the Quad 😣
This concludes the weather update ...
The Brexit update .
The day before yesterday I accidentally watched the movie Redirected (2014) once again . Enjoyed just as much as I did before Brexit no question about 😁
And just after the midnight before starting this my the Sunday Blog # 205 ( Two Hundred and Five ) i accidentally saw a news update about one of the familiar faces amongst the UAE rulers being confirmed abductor of girls by some British Court . Never mind doing Google allow me to share the link ... https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2020/03/06/dubai-ruler-abducted-and-imprisoned-his-princess-daughters-princess-shamsa-princess-latifa/4972841002/
Oh and yes I miss the neighborhood towel dryer . I always had an eye for it ...it's gone and so is the quietest non spooky ground plus one house of my dear elusive English subject school teacher from the neighborhood . The builder is taking extra care and digging deeper just in case 😉 they find some shells in the midst 😛
After watching the first glimpse of every Harry Potter series movie I was so desperate to find the Fairytales term in any pre- Brexit language for my school with me in it . But since I watched the John wicks chapter two ...I gave up .
This concludes the Brexit update ...
Okay the astronomical twilight for Karachi ☠️
Today is 5:31 am
So it's time to get up and prepare my Sehri at 5 00 am

4: 30 am Break ( 836 words )
5:27 am okay I did it ..
Last sip of water chilled
Sehri time ended
Wabey saumi ghadinna waitu min shahr ay Rajab
Allahumma salli alla muhammadin wa alla aalihi wassallam
Allahumma Salli Ala Sayyidina Wa Maulana Muhammadin Wa Aala Alihi Wa Sahbihi Wa Barik Wa Salim.
Okay the fajr Azans all over the Jamshed town have started so I guess this is it . First I will offer the fajr prayer with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!
And then I will try to upload this my the Sunday Blog#205 (Two Hundred and Five ) on the site
I have no idea why the news tickers are already saying shershah main aag lag gaie ...?
Anyways ...
Amen !
5:58 am Break ( 1063 words )


2:40 pm Good Afternoon !
Woke up at 11:30 am and then fall asleep now woke up at 2:00 pm . I thought I heard the sounds of neighbors electric generators in the peaceful Sunday morning okay
So here is the first tweet of the day even though I tweeted and retweeted earlier at Sehri and before falling asleep but anyways it's a norm and tradition

Sun 12th Rajab 1441H
26°C
2:21 pm Good Morning !
Clear blue sky light breeze
. Fully woke up no laziness
Farting as expected 💨
Nose , throat clear and dry .skin too dry
Nothing to celebrate this #womensday 2 more women's dead bodies found from collapsed building overnight 😭

It is very sad indeed 26 dead bodies have so far been reported to have been discovered by the rescue workers and volunteers from the collapsed four plus over constructed building in the Rizvi society of golimar area near nazimabad on the Thursday morning . Weak structure over construction and excessive ground boring for water is initially blamed for the ill-fated building that is believed to have damaged the adjacent building as well .
Nobody took the blame and nobody in the Democratic setup of the province resigned . No compansation announced for the dead and injured must be paying their hospital bills themselves or their relatives and well-wishers . I have personally observed over the years that Sindh police  regularly collects extortion money from every single legal or illegal building site the day construction starts and especially on the Biryani days when the mechanical cement mixer is at work for the roof of a floor . That day even the USAiD donated Sindh Police mobile cars came be seen at the construction site , that are either out of order or reserved for school pick&drop or grocery shopping .
Buildings have been falling very regularly here in Karachi ☠️ the most dangerous city in the world but both the federal and provincial government s are not taking any responsibility all the want is money 💰
The funny thing is that the contractors and construction workers and labour s are all unskilled and illiterate absolutely uneducated or qualified in a city that is so proud of it's universities schools and foreign qualified kids ...aakhh thoo !

Okay it's very late I need to get up and have a bath and pray with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!


Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!

3:56 Break (1547 words) 
Sun 13th Rajab 1441 H 26°C 7:43 pm Good Evening ! So after the prayers I went to the mosque for Asr ..I thought I was late but some neighbor gave me ride to the mosque and I reached and joined in the first rakat nothing missed .usually I refuse but today I was sure to miss so I hoped on . After shopping I came back home ordered Swiss roll from foodpanda it arrived quicker than I was expecting . Our cooking mafia had been busy in the kitchen since afternoon so my iftari was Special today
See I told you....I am so full I can't even move 🛌 Okay..

  • Spin, Shoot & Run (2003)Rated 10 stars . Must be extremely lucky i never met someone like that or tried to . Somehow the Coin Automation revolution did not arrive here or missed us . We still have the old fashioned Victorian laundries or home pick and drop laundry man .

     the mother in this movie is played by Marisa coughlan one of the many woman who brought down the Harry Weinstein ...God bless America 
  • Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)Rated 4Stars... Watched it or tried to watch it twice this week on Cable . Fall asleep 😴 the first time and struggle the second time but somehow I did survived till the end . Science fiction , fairytales , fantasy and FBI cannot go side by side 


  • Deadpool 2 (2018)Rerun
  • Redirected (2014)Rerun
  • Oh! Henry (2013)Rated 7 Stars . Seems like a Chaudhry - Malik rivilry
  • If Dad Only Knew (2004) Rated 5 Stars extremely manipulative sister in good God fearing church going family ruins everything 
  • The Hustle (2019) Rated 5 Stars  did not watch the full movie just the first glimpse seems like inspired by the Anushka Sharma movie Ricky bhal or something  
  • Catwoman 2004 ‧ Rerun
  • Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! 2004 ‧Rerun
  • Pal Pal Dil Ke Paas (2019) Rated 5 Stars sunny deol 's son karan stars in the lead not sure if it's his debute movie actually movie has nothing new that karan' s Papa jee and Grandpa jee and uncles have not already done in the Hindi movies Ms bambba  is a Vlogger  . Before the election s and tabdeeli government in Pakistan i was seriously thinking of starting my Vlog after being so good in Blogging for so long . It's so euphoric to be the sole surviver from amongst the very first . Most of my contemporary  are dead , retired, or warning their children and grandchildren  to be careful on line . Anyways Wasiq1's Vlog is out of the question just forget it 


  • Blissfully Unmarried (2013) Rated 5 Stars ... Lol 🙈
  • The Good Book (2014) Rated 5 Stars  actually I am too possessive about the books and the Bitch ...or was ..ya okay never mind ...being a silent movie with continuous music it is a very interesting thought ...loved it 
Okay this is it from the movies of the week


Okay so just before mid night we had an emergency Facebook Meetup to share all the good and bad news of the day . And despite the fact that I was full and had no chance of eating ...we had fried wafers and lots of tea .
The good news is that the woman's day is over and out . And also that it does not concern me because there are no Women in my life , no mother , no wife , no daughters ... Yes I do have sisters but you know Sisters are sisters ...you can't live with them and you can't live without them . And they only look up to the Lord or the Doctrine ...for guidance and mine are already diabetic and anemic  so I guess if I move to Maldives or Mauritius to learn the scuba for three years i may be out of the woman's world of injustice s for ever .....

Okay the bad news is ye saly chor Punjabi rung badl badl Kay dono haathon se Kings ko loot rahey hain ...kabhi dark green toh kabhi light green ...aakh thoo !

And talking of shades I really had fun this week ...never thought we can do the jugar for the fifty shades of pure torture Narcissism with a very innovative butter crunch two shades ... awesome . So now that the lesbian March in the gay neighborhood to protest against the B and T accent is over peacefully ...is there any chance of him coming to faizan- e- Madina studio and donating one of the two shades so that the party begins .
And please donot bring the sleeveless in the morality argument ever or I will disavow the whole script .
Okay it is almost time for the next Sehri it will be the eleventh (11th) fast in Lent 2020  we the Muslims only have a Max of thirty (30) fast in the month of Ramzan subject to the appearance of the moon if the moon is sighted by natural means on the twenty nineth ( 29th)  of Ramzan then there are only 29 fast not thirty (30) so this means that there is thirty (30) more to go . The toughest thing for me in the holy month of Ramzan is the night prayer of taravee after Isha prayer ...I always catch the flu . And in this Lent 2020 when the whole world is catching a strange kind of flu virus and dying ...here I am just amazed . Nobody still knows how this Corona Virus is spreading so the world over . Is it possible that this is some kind of Android App which is spreading through the Chinese mobiles or the china copy of the Chinese mobiles . After the Chinese unknown region the worst affected so far is Iran and Italy ...Saudi Arabia is so scared of this  that they shutdown everything and declared a coup to save themselves from the embarrassments
 Partition has been placed on the holy kaba masjid Al Haram is partially closed and it appears that by appointment only ...one can touch the hajar ay aswad , the stones of Paradise
Ya Allah Reham .
Please for give the sins of my neighbors .

Time is up .
I have to go and prepare my Sehri ...I will have to start and finish early today ....because the time is shifting ..


Okay have done the Sehri for the eleventh fast in Lent 2020 finished some ten minutes early The Astronomical twilight is at 5:30 am.
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Sehri time ended


Wabey saumi ghadinna waitu min shahr ay Rajab


Allahumma salli alla muhammadin wa alla aalihi wassallam


Allahumma Salli Ala Sayyidina Wa Maulana Muhammadin Wa Aala Alihi Wa Sahbihi Wa Barik Wa Salim.


Okay I am not sure how this Holi is going to be for the people of Karachi☠️

All I can do is pray and wish them well Amen !

For some unknown reason today's Sunday Blog was not one of the easy ones as I had expected .

One thing I realised is that no matter how simple and easy it may seem doing the blog on a mobile phone with data net , you just can't get the same old momentum as I had last Summer or the Summers before that when the average word count for every Sunday Blog was much higher then the word count today . So anyways the fajr Azans have started all over the Jamshed town so I think I better finished this blog right now and go pray the fajr prayers with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!


Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!


Or I can pray first and then come back and finish with a song video

Okay I got it this song matches my mood both in the worst of times as well as the best of times it syncs for every occasion I am not sure if coke studio version is also available here
Anyways this video is not very bad ... I am not sure anybody else like this song ...some may even never heard or may have forget it ever existed . I accidentally found it just now while I was searching for something very different

So all the best ...
Stay safe and away from china copies and weapons of Mass Destruction
And Sindh Police protection Guaranteed illegal building

😁

ALLAH Hafiz !




Attaullah Eisa Khelvi - Dil Lagaya Tha Dillagi Ke Liye

Dil Lagaya Tha ♪official lyrics
Kesi galti, kesi galti shabaab kar betha
Dil mera intekhaab kar betha
Ye samaj kar ki zindagi tum ho
Zindagani kharaab kar betha
Dil Lagaya Tha Dil Lagi K Liye,
Ban Gia Rog Zindagi K Liye,
Too Na Ho Sath To Jiain Kaise,
Hum To Zinda Hain Dosti K Liye,
Jaan-E-Man Jaan-E-Jaan Wafa Ki Qasam,
Dil Dharrkta Hai Aap Hi K Liye,
Yaad Hain Aaj Tak Wo Beete Din,
Chaand Nikla Tha Chandni K Liye,
Jurm Samja Jsse Zamane Ne,
Pyaar Manga Tha Do Gharri K Liye,
Aap Ki Maang Mein Sitare Hain,
Hum Taraste Hain Roshni K Liye,
Tum Farishton Ki Baat Le Bethe,
Hum Taraste Hain Aadmi K Liye,
Tere Wadon Ki Laag Rakhni Thi,
Gham Sehainge Teri Khushi K Liye,
Hum Ko Apna Bana K Chorr Diya,
Ye Munasib Na Tha Kaisi K Liye,
Ban Gaya Rog Zindagi K Liye,
Dil Lagaya Tha Dillagi K Liye...!

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