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Sunday 1 March 2020

The Sunday Blog # 204

Today is the Sunday the 1st of March 2020 , the 5th of Rajab 1441 H till the sunset (6:33 pm; karachi) And this is my the Sunday Blog # 204 ( Two Hundred and Four) .

Today is the first Sunday in Lent 2020 nevermind what and how it is named in the Latin or German . What is important here is that I have fasted in the Islamic way for three days instead of four from Ash Wednesday . I skipped the Friday fast So obviously I cannot Not fast today on Sunday . Thank God the All Mighty ALLAH Amen ! That it's not the Sixth of Rajab today or we may be having a fateha . Anyways this year the holy month of March and Rajab and the forty days of Lent have began with a number of good and favorable news .
I will try to share these good and favorable news here in this my the Sunday Blog# 204 ( Two Hundred and Four ) when and where they come to mind because after over eating the sleepiness is taking over me . No it's not that I was making it up about the good and favorable news . The thing is that I fear I might forget and miss some of the good ones on the list so I wanted to make sure that I have no intention of omitting anything maybe because of a personal bias or political correctness . No no no ...never 👩‍🌾

So without further Ado ...

The weather is good and favorable both for inside and outside .

I have started a regular once a day outing ...for walk , prayer and shopping . Helps bring the  breakfast ,Sehri and iftari stuff for myself and also very beneficial for my dear elder siblings in case they need anything from the market . Even though I felt that they avoided asking me to bring anything for them or the kitchen because of my fasting this week .
Coming back home I was not very sweaty or needed the fan which is a real blessing of this season . And the best thing was that I did not encounter any seriously ill weapons of Mass destruction infected coughing and sneezing people on the way or at the mosque . Infact only yesterday I saw this uncle neighbors of my dearly departed grandparents (May their souls rest in peace in heaven Amen !) Who has been walking with a stick very slowly for years and praying in the rickshaw 💺♿ ( chair ) , getting up from the prayer rug after the prayer and walking faster with a stick then his normal pace Miracle ?
Could be a china copy of him .

Okay the next Good news on the list is that IG Sindh Police is finally gone replaced . Congratulations
This is perhaps the first best news since the brexit

The fairytale gets even better because he is appointed the chief of Motorways police ...
Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Bubble 😂

Enough of the fairytales for now and let's move on to the good and favorable news for the Gharib awam ...

Shahid khakan abbasi and   Ahsan Iqbal got out of jail penny less they probably opened the wrong boxes . Shahid khakan abbasi definitely don't look like as if he won or took the deal offered ...no no this is not the good news ...
The good news is that the pennies these gentleman dropped from their pockets willingly somehow forced the ogra to reduce the petroleum products prices for the Holy month of March,Rajab and most of the Lent
Praiseth the Lord All Mighty ALLAH Amen !

From the showbiz news former CJP of the Supreme Court  Mr Saqib Nisar retired ' s son got married and Mr sharjeel imam memon got charged sheeted  or indicted in the possession of honey case

See the Maxim upholds

So this brings us to HBLPSL 5
Kings remain unshaken at the second last position and Lahore remained un moved at the last ...dekha hai na Jamiya ☃️

Now before I take a short break ... The best for the last ...

The Price of Eggs is below   100 💯
And the price of tomatoes is below the belt for Saadi Awam 😿

2:34 am Break ( 680 words)

3:14 am Good Morning !

Not really sure if this is good and favorable news or not but the big news is that US President Trump has agreed on the new ☮️ peace agreement and he has ordered pompeo  to seal the deal . America never takes the Afghans seriously and neither do i .
What I am seriously interested in is the US plan on the Western borders of Pakistan . How many nuclear devices would be needed to stop the refugees (Indian Army) from the fake riots and genocide of Muslims .
☢️

And taking of refugees Amal Clooney the wife of George has been hired by the coconut republic of Maldives to fight for the homeless Roheinga refuges of Burma ( myanmar) small world han ?

Please Google the details

And the good news is that  Google , Facebook , Twitter  and all the foreign brands of social media Network have rejected the pti pressure  details not logical Ghabrana nahi hai ...

3:46 am Break ( 848 words)

4:26 am sitting here and watching the repeat primetime shows with mute on is interesting feeling as if you are on top of things . At this hour when everybody is asleep or trying to ..you can actually understand the meaning of pin drop silence ...I can hear the sound of boiling egg far away in the kitchen also the sound of fridge .... sometimes our old fridge make a very spooky sound with reminds me of the metallic walking stick of my dearly departed Ammi ( May her soul rest in peace in jannah Amen ! )
Neighbors cock just shouted . A security car siren . No fan running in this room or the next when the fans start probably before the next Sunday most of the outside and far away sounds will not be heard as clearly as tonight . I am glad I got to experience this unique phenomenon

Okay it's time for me to prepare my Sehri at 5 00 am

Will try to continue after Sehri

4:42 am Break ( 1019 words)





5:30 am Okay I am done
Yes I finished the Sehri drink the bottle of chilled water ,brushed the teeth . Pretty sure nothing left in the mouth 😬
Watching Joe Biden being declared a winner in South Carolina ..he is about to speak ...on CNN ...local channels are not following a breaking new ... I believe I missed the Afghans deal signing ...never mind ..I remember the UN Afghan deal signing ...that put the president in Kabul ...😏

Okay now to the green channel ...Azan has started and so did my fourth fast in Lent 2020
So help me God the All Mighty ALLAH Amen !

Wabey saumi ghadinna waitu min shahr ay Rajab

Allahumma salli alla muhammadin wa alla aalihi wassallam

Allahumma Salli Ala Sayyidina Wa Maulana Muhammadin Wa Aala Alihi Wa Sahbihi Wa Barik Wa Salim.

You won't believe this because of the slow net I was not able to find the copy paste Arabic text of the roza ki Dua and durod  the only website that opened was from the minority community
Allah Mafi

Anyways I believe all Azans have ended so here I take a prayer break with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!


Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!

6:10 am Break ( words)

1:13 pm Good Morning ! or Afternoon ... I don't understand this restless sleep and unrelated visions after the heavy Sehri I was hoping to fall asleep quickly and have a sound sleep all the way . Anyways I have all the time in the world to clear the mess and get a good afternoon sleep without interruption s but first here is the first tweet of the day

Sun 5th Rajab 1441H
27°C
1:05 pm Good Morning ! Woke just now before the Azan . Still in bed 😴 eyes half shut trying to get up
Today because of the fast I don't have to worry about the Brunch or lunch 😇

Thank God the All Mighty ALLAH Amen ! That the kitchen activity has finally started without me they will be done in few minutes then I can get out and greet and learn if there is anything new . From the tone of the voices and the calm on the street and the neighbourhood I don't think there is anything new . Doctor Saab is also on the messenger from home so I guess there was no chaapa today . This means that I have not missed anything except the Joe Biden speech so I believe I can sleep now for an hour and then wake up and pray . Or maybe this laziness goes away in a few minutes and I am able to get up soon ..you never know ...

3:05 pm yes I had a very sound sleep for over an hour undisturbed no visions . Sister knocked after i woke up she was looking for her USB . Then we had a Chaapa... Nephew came . Okay sister when she knocked on the door said it's four pm you will miss the Zuhr prayer ..in disbelief I looked at the clock and it was not even three pm 2:56 pm . So anyways no improvement in the net and usually it gets worse in the evening especially on Sundays . So I don't think I will be able to update it unless I use my free data reward for the Mobile server I am glad that I updated till Sehri so no hurry now .
So here I take a prayer break with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!


Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!

3:27 pm Break ( 1749 words)

5:01 pm okay yes I had a bath and prayed and recited the fourth para sura #3 finished next time I will begin from sura nisa

Okay the azan has started so I better hurry up and leave for the mosque . Sister wants onion and dhania powder for cooking . I hope I can remember it on my way back ...
So here I take a break for prayer with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!


Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!


5:06 pm Break ( 1913 Words)

6:00 pm Okay I am back from the mosque and shopping ..some how I survived all the jokes and anecdotes and remembered the onion and dhania powder plus I got some change as well to keep me going for the rest of the week ...feeling wealthy and wise .
The uncle with the walking stick was everywhere just to confirm
It's me it's me it's me alright no china copy . Anyways the market  was slow today and there was no traffic the food panda joint also wears a desserted look after the delivered for us ( 🤳boss kaam hogiya hum chutee Kar lein? ) it was fun walking and if I had not been fasting today I would have definitely gone for a long walk till maghrib
Anyways the chaapa ended about an hour ago and my dear sister is guarding the chicken rolls she ordered for everybody  .. untill the iftari must be tough for her ...so i better go and try to convince her to eat and not wait for me ...and also prepare my iftari plate because it's almost time for the sunset and maghrib azan and iftari time .

So here I take a break for prayer with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!


Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!
6:27 pm Break ( 2208 words)

Sun 6th Rajab 1441H
27°C
8:35 pm Good Evening !

Oh no 184 run chase for the Kings ...I believe I can relax now and enjoy the coke  and save myself from the horrible commercials on Geo Super

Like soney ka biscuit , Josh power energy drink and golootlo deals

Astagfirullah !

Oh no I surf channels for a minute and the Kings donated one wicket how gracious ?
Laguna Matata 🦁

Okay the sip of coke was not good either got throat irritation so I better grab meself a cup of tea ...

Breaking News ....the Super Rich CM of Sindh has closed All Education School till the 13th March 2020

Honestly I don't think i can survive that long on the cash change i have in the pocket But thanks anyways for the confidence 😁

Amazing the net showed the breaking news and the  sajal Ali Mir 's wedding invitation but failed to upload my twitpic s of iftari ....

And tomorrow I will probably be woken up by the net and cable bill 🙄🔔🔌

Out ? Ramiz raja super ear heard the edge ...
I am not watching it anymore ...

Besides a very awesome smelling chicken karhai calling for the photo session ...

So here i take a break for the Isha prayer with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!


Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!

9:35 pm Break ( 2511 words)












Can you believe the Kings won the match ......

All Thanks to special presence of a Childhood Friend of the Current PrimeMinister of Pakistan Mr Faisal Jawwad Khan ....in the Kings Dugout ....

Anyways this win does not change anything for the Future of Lahore infact it solidifies its ....un moveable ...Jamiya !!


Okay so here are the Movies and Entertainment of the week ....

i watched all the weekly and daily episodes of the soaps both turkish and Pakistan ...but they not be on this list ....this has nothing to do with the Lent 2020.

  • Men in Black: International (2019)Rated 5 stars ....i am not sure i understand this ....is it a sequel or something as a side show .....really very confused ...aren't there any copyright laws for the movies industry ......
  • Good Newwz (2019)Rated 7 stars .....interesting ...not really sure if the idea of the movie and sperm mix up is genuine .....because most of the Bollywood movies are adapted or copies ....anyways ...until i watch it ...i believe it is ...i am not sure why they added the canada touch in the movie must be promoting some state of the art research facility there .....anyways ...it was fun to watch ....an all about sex movie without a bedroom scene or even pushups ....kids ignore it ....
  • The Red Sea Diving Resort (2019)Rated 7 stars ....aha the jewish conspiracy ....i believe the state is saturated now ...and there are the travel ban .....haven't seen any recent movies like that ....i dearly enjoyed the line ...." sending a woman to a muslim country ....! " awful risk indeed ....
  • The Runner from Ravenshead (2010)Rated 10 stars ....are you sure ...it is for real ....for quite some time i thought i was watching a dream in my sleep ....
  • Destiny Road (2012)Rated 7 stars ....No further comment ....Amen ! 
  • Winter’s Tale (2014)Rated 8 stars ....amazing movie .....really liked it ....
  • Watch “US President Donald Trump Addresses at the “Namaste Trump” Event” on YouTube.........thank God the All Mighty Allah Amen ! .....its over ....



okay i will take a break here ....


Okay since we are mostly discussing the Good and favorable news how could you forget The executive producer of Miramax movie studio of the Hollywood the movies like pulp fiction , Lord of the Rings , the Scary Movie series , The Spy Kids 1 and 2 and 3 and Game over ...plus about THREE HUNDRED plus Fantastic , good and hopeless movies he produced sitting in his office Raping and sexually harassing woman for decades .
Shame on him .
This week he was finally convicted of sex crimes

A guy who produced and won the academy Oscar for Shakespeare in Love turns out to be Bibi Benjamin Netanyahu in the real life ...how dreadful
And this just from the New York jurors wait till the Los Angeles finds out and sentences
Believe you me the Slammers of the Loyalist are definitely PLAYING FOR KEEPS
⛹️

So from today I am subjecting my self to boycotting all movies produced , acted and co Authored by him . I will also discriminate against the Studio  Miramax and to a great extent the Hollywood .
Now you will understand why Parasite a South Korean movie won the Oscar this year ...
Next year maybe Abbas Mustan Burmawalla ...
You never know ...😇

Okay it is almost 4:30 am about time I decide what to have for Sehri ...it is a tough day ahead . Even if I lock myself in the room or try to sleep 😴 all the way through I can't . I was planning to have a heavy Sehri but after a heavy supper ...I don't think it's a good idea so I think I will just fry an egg and have it slice of toast 😋 with a cup of tea . 

Okay last and final Breaking news of the day ...The super Rich CM of Sindh wants to show- off his new and improved relations with the PM office in Islamabad . He ordered the closure of all tuition centers of the province as well as postponed all public and private universities ...he also directed that no excuses and non compliance will be tolerated ...Banda seriously lagta hai 🧔

The President Saab has already told not to pray in the mosque 
So now the only thing left for our heartfully dear Mr PM to shut down is the Student Biryani Restaurant .

Sehri time Break 


Sehri time ended

Wabey saumi ghadinna waitu min shahr ay Rajab

Allahumma salli alla muhammadin wa alla aalihi wassallam

Allahumma Salli Ala Sayyidina Wa Maulana Muhammadin Wa Aala Alihi Wa Sahbihi Wa Barik Wa Salim.


Okay  so I believe this is it  ...may you all be blessed on this blessed  6th of Rajab Khawaja Gharib Nawaz 808th urs day 
Okay it's 6 am the fajr Azans are still going on so i have to go and pray with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!


Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!

Here I end this my the Sunday Blog#204 ( Two Hundred and Four) with coke studio special
Please remember me in your prayers if possible 🙏

All the Best
Good luck with the Chinese , Persian and Roman viruses !!

Allah Hafiz !

Coke Studio Season 9 - Tu Kuja Man Kuja - Shiraz Uppal & Rafaqat Ali Khan


یا نبی
یا نبی
صلُّوا علیہ وآلہ
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو امیرِ حرم، میں فقیرِ عجم
تو امیرِ حرم، میں فقیرِ عجم
تیرے گن اور یہ لب، میں طلب ہی طلب
تیرے گن اور یہ لب، میں طلب ہی طلب
تو عطا ہی عطا، میں خطا ہی خطا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
الہام جامہ ہے تیرا
قرآں عمامہ ہے تیرا
منبر تیرا عرشِ بریں
یا رحمۃ للعالمیں
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو حقیقت ہے میں صرف احساس ہوں
تو حقیقت ہے میں صرف احساس ہوں
تو سمندر میں بھٹکی ہوئی پیاس ہوں
تو سمندر میں بھٹکی ہوئی پیاس ہوں
میرا گھر خاک پر اور تیری رہگزر
میرا گھر خاک پر اور تیری رہگزر
سدرۃ المنتہیٰ
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
اے فرشتو وہ سلطانِ معراج ہیں
اے فرشتو وہ سلطانِ معراج ہیں
تم جو دیکھو گے حیران ہو جاؤ گے
تم جو دیکھو گے حیران ہو جاؤ گے
زلف تفسیرِ واللیل بن جائے گی
زلف تفسیرِ واللیل بن جائے گی
چہرہ قرآن سارا نظر آئے گا
چہرہ نظر آئے گ
چہرہ نظر آئے گ
چہرہ نظر آئے گ
چہرہ نظر آئے گ
میرے آقا امامِ صفِ انبیاء
میرے آقا امامِ صفِ انبیاء
نام پہ ان کے لازم ہے صلِّ علیٰ
لازم ہے صلِّ علیٰ
لازم ہے صلِّ علیٰ
لازم ہے صلِّ علیٰ
لازم ہے صلِّ علیٰ
تو کجا من کجا
مصطفیٰ مجتبیٰ
خاتم المرسلیں
یا رحمۃ للعالمیں
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
خیر البشر رتبہ تیرا
خیر البشر رتبہ تیرا
آوازِ حقّ خطبہ تیرا
آوازِ حقّ خطبہ تیرا
آفاق تیرے سامعیں
آفاق تیرے سامعیں
سائس جبریلِ امیں
سائس جبریلِ امیں
یا رحمۃ للعالمیں
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو ہے احرامِ انوار باندھے ہوئے
تو ہے احرامِ انوار باندھے ہوئے
میں درودوں کی دستار باندھے ہوئے
میں درودوں کی دستار باندھے ہوئے
کعبۂ عشق تو، میں تیرے چار سو
کعبۂ عشق تو، میں تیرے چار سو
تو اثر میں دعا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کجا
تو کجا من کج


Tu Kuja Man Kuja Tu Man Kuja

Tu Amir-e-haram Mai Faqeer-e-ajam
Tu Amir-e-haram Mai Faqeer-e-ajam

Tere Gun Aur Yeh Lab Mai Talab Hi Talab

Tu Ata Hi Ata Mai Khata Hi Khata
Tu Ata Hi Ata Mai Khata Hi Khata
Tu Kuja Man Tu Kuja Man Kuja
Tu Kuja Man Tu Kuja Man Kuja

Tu Hai Ehraam-e-anwaar Bandhay Huye
Mai Daroodon Ki Dastaar Bandhay Huye
Tu Hai Ehraam-e-anwaar Bandhay Huye
Mai Daroodon Ki Dastaar Bandhay Huye

Kaba-e-ishq Tu Mai Tere Chaar Su
Kaba-e-ishq Tu Mai Tere Chaar Su
Tu Asar Mai Dua Tu Kuja Man Kuja
Tu Asar Mai Dua Tu Kuja Man Kuja

Mera Har Saans To Khoon Nichoray Mera
Mera Has Saans To Khoon Nochoray Mera
Teri Rehmat Mager Dil Na Toray Mera
Teri Rehmat Mager Dil Na Toray Mera

Qasa-e-zaat Hu Teri Khairat Hu
Qasa-e-zaat Hu Teri Khairat Hu
Tu Sakhee Mai Gada Tu Kuja Man Kuja
Tu Sakhee Mai Gada Tu Kuja Man Kuja

Tu Haqeeqat Hai Mai Sirf Ehsaas Hu
Tu Haqeeqat Hai Mai Sirf Ehsaas Hu
Tu Samander Mai Bhatkee Hui Pyas Hu
Tu Samander Mai Bhatkee Hui Pyas Hu

Mera Gher Khak Per Aur Teri Reh Guzer
Mera Gher Khak Per Aur Teri Reh Guzer
Sidratul Muntaha Tu Kuja Man Kuja
Sidratul Muntaha Tu Kuja Man Kuja

Dagmagao Jo Halaat Ke Samnay
Dagmagao Jo Halaat Ke Samnay
Aye Tera Tasavur Mujhay Thaamnay
Aye Tera Tasavur Mujahy Thaamnay

Meri Khush Qismati Mai Tera Ummati
Meri Khush Qismati Mai Tera Ummati
Tu Jaza Mai Raza Tu Kuja Man Kuja
Tu Jaza Mai Raza Tu Kuja Man Kuja

Duria Samnay Se Jo Hatnay Lagee
Duria Samnay Se Jo Hatnay Lagee
Jalio Se Nigahe Lipatnay Lagee
Jalio Se Nigahe Lipatnay Lagee

Ansio Ki Zuban Ho Meri Tarjuma
Ansio Ki Zuban Ho Meri Tarjuma
Dil Se Niklay Sada Tu Kuja Man Kuja
Dil Se Niklay Sada Tu Kuja Man Kuja

Tu Ameer-e-haram Mai Faqeer-e-ajam
Tere Gun Aur Yeh Lab Mai Talab Hi Talab

Tu Ata Hi Ata Mai Khata
Tu Kuja Man Kuja Tu Kuja Man Kuja
Tu Kuta Man Kuja Tu Kuja Man Kuja

Tu Kuja Man Kuja Tu Man Kuja

Muzaffar Warsi

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