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Sunday 18 March 2018

The Sunday Blog # 102

Today is the Sunday the eighteenth(18) of March twenty eighteen (2018) the twenty nineth(29th) of Jamadi us Sani 1439 till the Sunset ( 6:41 pm , karachi) and this is my the Sunday Blog # 102( hundred and two) .
So as i sat down in front of the television for the last time before the midnight and started to surf aimlessly just checking for any new firing , or sacking or break ups , i suddenly saw on a movie channel this american white male standing with an indian brown looking guy talking to a white female sitting on sofa doing something on her laptop . Quite a few minutes and scenes and sequences later the title come up in the fine print which reads The Big Sick .

My Love (movie sound track
My love let me go again
Right back, back to the top of the
Slide down sad clown
My clown let me love you
What's that back to the back of the rebound
Clown hang around
Hey boy wont you take me out tonight
I'm not afraid of all the reasons why we shouldn't try
Hey boy wont you make me out tonight
I get excited when I think of crawling into your arms
My light take me there again
Up top to the top of the
Free fall a great wall
My mouth let me kiss again
Sift out, sift out all of the dust
Hole black hole
Hey boy wont you take me out tonight
I'm not afraid of all the reasons why we shouldn't try
Hey boy
The way the kolachians were promoting it pre- Oscars 2018 last month i thought the oscar was certain(there is more salt then you can fry). Anyways being a stand up comedian is not very easy thing especially if you have a background like his so lets ignore all this and get back to a Really Cool Happy St Pats Day 2018 which is actually over here.
The weather here has been really nice if you don't need to go out much during the bright and hot sunny day with a clear blue sky. But eating habits need to be changed Because gone is season when i could eat the hot and spicy nihari and not a drop of sweat on the forehead appeared . The days of long winter walks is also over gone past history. Hello to the water and power shortages and unannounced shutdowns . This past week we had a electric shutdown day long for almost all week the reason i am being told is that they are replacing the old wires on the poles with the new cables . Hope it works but for the time being i am very suspicious of their extreme unprofessional-ism.
One very big reason that we have to hate the power company even more than the rest of the neighbourhood is that there electric wires from the pole to pole goes right through our green tree and every year they cut it down and it again grows up . During this campaign of replacing wires they are still waiting for orders whether to branch it off or work through it . Maybe that it the reason they are still avoiding our block when they have done the later part of the street already a week ago and yet they shut down our electric power without any logical excuse or reason. Anyways our green tree also gives shelter to the neighbours cars and drivers and guards in the burning heat of karachi ,  so maybe the company is not only afraid of us anymore but the whole neighbourhood and sindh police and security agencies . The cars come and go but remain parked twenty four hours and the human factor takes over the kerb or foot path from 10 :00 am to 10 : 00 pm a complete twelve hours of free entertainment as well as education of behavioral Psychology
Things i have learned over the years watching the happenings silently can not be learned in any institute anywhere in the world . Thank God most of these characters are replaced long before they begin to get on my nerve .

A Change Would Do You Good
Ten years living in a paper bag,
Feedback baby, he's a flipped out cat,
He's a platinum canary, drinkin' Falstaff beer,
Mercedes rule, and a rented leer.
Bottom feeder insincere,
High fed low fat pioneer,
Sell the house and go to school.
Pretty young girlfriend, daddy's jewel.
A change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good,
(A change would do you good)
I think a change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good.
(A change would do you good)
God's little gift is on the rag,
Poster girl posing in a fashion mag,
Canine, feline, Jekyll and Hyde?
Wear your fake fur on the inside.
Queen of south beach, aging blues,
Dinners at six, wear your cement shoes,
I thought you were singing your heart out to me,
Your lips were singing and now I see.
A change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good,
(A change would do you good)
I think a change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good.
(A change would do you good)
A change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good,
(A change would do you good)
I think a change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good.
(A change would do you good)
Chasing dragons with plastic swords,
Jack off jimmy everybody wants more,
Scully and angel on the kitchen floor,
And I'm calling buddy on the ouija board.
I've been thinking 'bout catching a train,
Leave my phone machine by the radar range,
"Hello it's me, I'm not at home,
If you'd like to reach me, leave me alone"
A change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good,
(A change would do you good)
"Hello it's me, I'm not at home,
If you'd like to reach me, leave me alone"
A change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good,
(A change would do you good)
I think a change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good.
(A change would do you good)

Okay so now i need to take a little short break here be right back soon .
2:13 am Break ( 1051 words)


4:08 am Sorry the break took a little longer than i had expected . The Cable guy is in a masti mood . put on the movie that mentions him the way he want to play . so finally this movie is over and out .

Putin on track for commanding win as Russians head to polls

Putin eyes huge win as Russia goes to the polls
So our Jewish British spy is getting more support in rigging the elections then he bargained for Bravo Bravo ! Break a leg !! no idea what and how they say it Russian
So imagine if the result of the Russian elections is a slightly different than predicted . It is a small world anything can happen why be so negative ?
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/Bang-Bang-Bang-Bang.html#ixzz5A3PFaSqf
Russian

Bang bang

Ты назовёшь меня деткой
Своей сладкой конфеткой
Мы улетим высоко
Это так легко
Выстрел прямо в сердце
Мне открылась дверца
Сила притяжения
Быстрые движения
Я получу что желаю
Не зря давно я мечтаю
Быть здесь рядом с тобой
Стать твоей звездой
English translation

Bang bang

You’ll call me your baby
Your sweet candy
We’ll fly high
It’s so easy
A shot right to the heart
A door has opened for me
Gravitation force
(the) Fast moves
I’ll get what I desire
I’ve been dreaming for long not in vain
To be here next to you
To become your star
okay so it is five in the morning here in karachi and the sunrise is at 6: 37 am so there is one hour and half more to go but i am very very drowsy and even if i do not sleep till the fajr i cannot sit here any longer plus today is also the very same kind of a sunday where saying anything about anything could be a little early and if the results did not come as predicted then the predictions and the chance will be wasted so it is better if i lie down and watch the television then putting so much stress on my mind and body doing this my the Sunday Blog # 102 ( hundred and two ) and the research for that .
The Wall Clock Azan of Fajr is just three minutes away now so i believe i can take a break with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!


5: 25 am Break ( 1437 words)

12:31 pm Good Afternoon .
First tweet of the day
Sun 29th Jamadi us sani 1439
27°C
11:35 am Aha i got up an hour an half before the noon . It is very quiet and peaceful outside had the left over ( saved ) breakfast and then enjoyed the new rose with bright red colour and scent of a woman hell no i don't have any idea what


 Okay this means that weather outside and inside was the same . I woke up after a good sleep from fajr till ten thirty when i heard the gang having breakfast and the first facebook meet up without me so i hurriedly rushed in to wash and clean but by the time i got to the table they were gone anyways i had the leftover ( saved ) breakfast oh a deja vu ...i have done all this in the morning tweet . Actually what happened just now is that when i checked my earlier this my the Sunday Blog # 102 ( hundred and two ) published few hours ago i found it all messed up and in trying to correct it i lost this first part that i wrote here after the morning tweet so it was a double shock this morning But i did manage to take a screen shot of the mess up and i have been able to clear the mess almost so now i am beginning to feel euphoric ...Ha Ha !
So to day i am and i will be thinking why i do this my the Sunday Blog and other blogs on the Blogger site when every time i mess up the word press saves the day . Oh that reminds me of the Best tag line of this movie week was when in the movie Smurf 2 this young smurf Vanity uses his personal pocket mirror to open the cage latch and says ........Awesome !








 and the Rose

 

 Okay i believe i have both calls now so i have to go and take a break be back after the Zuhr and Lunch oh wow we have a Lunch Sunday today incredible !!

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!

1:12 pm Break ( 1857 words)



2:53 pm okay after having Lunch and watching Natalie Allen in Blue cleavage wala dress on fake news probably auditioning for the fox , i lie down and tried to read this my the sunday blog # 102( hundred and two ) on the mobile and to my greatest no surprise i found way too many spelling and punctuation mistakes at the top not caught by the red dotted line spell check on the computer . So while i upload the lunch photos i'll try to correct some in another tab .  
Okay the pictures uploaded earlier then i had expected so i have to update this tab first So now i cannot update the other tab or all the pictures or photos i uploaded and updated will be lost so i have to manual spell check again there are so many mistakes i cannot understand how it happened must be too sleepy or over joyed watching the Big Sick without downloading . By the way an interesting development this week the cable girls stopped calling this week for the new box offer so does this mean that i am in the fifteen thousand minus four or they decided to wait till the next bill deadline ?
LOL !
Shouldn't have eaten lunch today feeling very heavy and drowsy and the cool air from the table fan is touching the eyes and making them watery wet.

3:41 pm Break ( 2090 words)

5:35 pm Okay i am a little thousand words short at the moment because today is the day karachi and jamshedtown is under extreme pressure see for yourself



Another breaking news is that our favorite morning Show host Dr Rafia has finally found a toothpaste selling job outside metro


Bus bhai bus .....LOL

So i hear that they have a match of the playoffs in HBLPSL 3 an important match today for the Media house cum kirana store 50% every item.  Kya karein wasiq don't buy the diamond stories ....lol
okay So as expected the Punjab was thrown out of the HBLPSL 3 . And Islamabad was also on the other side as they say to make a fool who's first ? LOL

I will try to finish a soft finish of this my the Sunday Blog # 102(hundred and two) early but as i have said last week also i enjoy doing this my the Sunday Blog till the very end because the pressure of time is always better than any other pressure or motivation .

An interesting new development Karachi ( sindh) police bookies are being shown all over the national and satellite television channels without face covers please recognize them and whatsapp their contact details .

LOL !
In the last break that i took early over the complaints of excessive over eating and drowsiness what happened that i found the leftover rice and some chicken gravy lying unattended on the table as the last person eating left it there and forgot to or choose to not put it in the fridge so not thinking at all or thinking that it might be wasted i mixed the two dishes into one and microwaved it eat it . So now i am even more drowsy then ever before and on top of that to clear my throat i may have gulped down couple of cups of tea as well so the bottom line is that there is no bottom line at all .....
Sone pe suhaga.... icing on the cake is that the weather is so fine outside and it is the rajab moon sighting time i remember how i sighted the last years rajab moon here in my home there is no place from where i can spot the new rajab moon till the third of rajab so there is no point in wasting my time and today i cannot risk going to a mosque and pray with the bookies . So the hell with it i will stay at home and find out if the moon was sighted or not from the twitter . Anyways here is the weather from the site 

So Since my eyes are all shutting down and it is almost time for the sunset and maghrib prayer so i think i better take a break with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi


May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!


6:37 pm Break ( 2613 words)



Sun 1st Rajab 1439
27°C
7:47 pm Okay so now very few minutes are left before the Ayesha gul the turkish soap serial dubbed in urdu by the Urdu1 channel it is in its final stage and cannot be missed so i will go on a break and then i will come back soon after the play off starts . I know that today i will not be able to reach the five thousand words mark or may be i may not even be able to cross the four thousand words mark as well but some how i have no idea where i did go wrong and why i am today so lagging behind when i should have been way ahead today since the morning word count was much higher today almost fifteen hundred words for this my the Sunday Blog # 102 ( hundred and two ) and now just before the ayesha gul break i am less then three thousand words on the words counter for this my the sunday Blog # 102 ( hundred and two ) . So where did i got wrong that is the question which i will be pondering about during the break and if i found a clue i would definitely share it here after the break before or after doing the segment of movies of the week .


رجب المرجب کا چاند نظر آگیا، چیئرمین رویت ہلال کمیٹی


Okay so the sixth of Rajab 1439 will be on Friday - Saturday 

8:08 pm Break ( 2851 words)

9:27 pm

Okay this after noon during one of the breaks i went out of the room and heard Billo Rani who usually speaks good and wise when ever i see him speaking extempore or in a chat with anybody just like the normal people or maybe even better then most normal people because he interacts with hundreds of people every day and every way . But when he reads god forbid , i so wish he use a playback instead . Any ways that is not the issue any more because the way politics of Pakistan is going the days of public speeches is obviously numbered . Any ways that is not the issue , what i am saying is that i heard him ( Billo Rani ) say or use the terms of Good Corrupt and Bad Corrupt .
okay first let this term whole through the Google , all and images ...yes
okay good !
anyways
so i am sure he must have people or peoples speech writers very very experienced and or professionals and then he must have them reviewed by some politicians and lawyers and uncles and aunts . So most of the time i don't even listen to what he is reading honestly and just think that somebody in the other room is playing the shafaat video on youtube or facebook . now don't tell me you don't know or never heard of shafaat the stand up comedian and mimic special 


 So any way where was i , yes i heard him ( billo Rani ) today afternoon saying something about Good Corruption or Good Corrupt and Bad Corrupt . In his opinion or the speech writers' but obviously this is the party policy so lets assume that the Pakistan Peoples Party Blames mr Khan of PTi of Bigotry . Because it is the common belief that PTI thinks everybody in politics of Pakistan is Bad corrupt until it
1. joins Pti
2. or Supports Pti
3.Keeps the dream alive to someday join the Pti .

Oh Wow this means that in his ( Billo Rani) 's humble opinion or the Party Policy He ( Billo Rani ) and i can never ever be Good Corrupt .
LOL
Okay over the next week i will think and ponder upon this and that and why a Bad Corrupt doing so well would just give up every thing and go join the other side and spend his or her life termed and regarded as Good Corrupt Why ?
is it the protection or just Josh ? or maybe both ?

LOL

So here i have an option to take and break and watch the final five overs of Karachi innings or i move to the movies of the week and take a break later . Since the Khawaja Saabs urs has started so it is better that i finish before being spiced up today if i take a break now cannot shed light on this one you have to live it through to even have a glimpse of the level of nuclear test that must be brewing outside this room Narnia !!!! LOL

So here we are with the Movies of the week




  • The Smurfs 2 (2013)The Smurfs 2 PosterRated 5 stars , 
  • Real Steel (2011)Real Steel PosterRated 10 stars this was a rerun this week and this rating is previous and i am not sure what state of mind i was in when i rated 10 stars for this movie but even in the rerun i watched the rerun rewind next evening so i believe that the rating stays and i can watch this movie rerun again so it also goes into the favorite movies list as well . Too Much machine psychology love it .
  • Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)Spider-Man: Homecoming PosterRated 7 Stars So i don't get it why is it such a big issue that spiderman or spider guy cannot work out his life on his own and why is it that even girl he dates or tries to date has to loose the father in first part and you never know what happens in the sequel ....oh you do ...Good ! next !
  • The Odyssey (2016)The Odyssey Poster Rated 5 stars No comment 
  • Happy New Year (2014)Happy New Year Poster rated 5 stars rerun the diamond story 
  • Dinner for Schmucks (2010)Dinner for Schmucks Poster Rated 6 stars a kind of bheja fry in english plus can't think of at the moment but who cares 
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (...Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Poster Rated 7 stars i need to soom day lock myself in with lots of pop corn and potato chips and munches and soda and stuff and watch the whole series back to back to just understand what is the main issue here LOL
  • Golmaal Again (2017)Golmaal Again Poster Rated 8 stars been watching this in parts for over a month and before that the songs .
  • Crank (2006)Crank Poster Rated 7 stars rerun but always loved the only problem i have is with the helicopter hanging person under so much influence cannot even stand up on the ground and here he is hanging onto it and flying all over the town and fighting kick boxing ...naa that is pure fiction ....
  • Fast Five (2011)Fast Five Poster Rated 6 stars oh i fall asleep sorry 
  • A Flying Jatt (2016)A Flying Jatt Poster Rated 4 stars was watching another one at the same time Sorry again 
  • Lucknow Central (2017)Lucknow Central Poster Rated 9 stars obviously fiction but good fiction love it . 




  • The Big Sick (2017)The Big Sick Poster Rated 7 stars haven't i reviewed most of it above and only viewed the movies less than half .....hope i get to watch it again soon without commercials and better audio quality .
  • Naam Shabana (2017)Naam Shabana Poster Rated 5 stars rerun thank God its over ....




  • And so we come to the end of this segment of the movies of the week hope you enjoyed it as much as i enjoyed watching the movies this week despite the electric power and broadband net shutdowns and outages .

    okay so now the final half an hour is left today and the match between karachi and islamabad is going on very interesting karachi made 154 in twenty overs for four wickets and now some guy ronchi is doing his bit for the islamabad . anyways i will watch the match after the mid night while enjoying my supper or some cool drink may be ice cream . right now i have to end this my the sunday Blog # 102 ( Hundred and two ) .
    Today all day i tried to think of something that i need to get from the market so that i can go out neither i myself could thing of some thing really essential nor the gang requested me for anything and all day passed and now i am here at the end of this twenty four hours during this my the sunday Blog # 102 ( hundred and two ) what a day it was anyways time flies long before the twitter was invented i was tweeting and one lining on the most interesting places like the library books , daily news papers , black and white boards and especially the complaint slips . I am not sure if anybody ever read those tweets or if the twitter was or not inspired by those spontaneous tweets and thoughts but one thing i know for sure that international espionage is very bad and if i may have ever cause any harm to any agency or nation , i apologies .
    okay this song that i have choosen for the end of this my the Sunday Blog # 102 ( hundred and two ) is one of my very favorite song from the same era that i was remembering just now . I don't know if it is true or false but some times i feel like it is .....naa it can't be anyways
    So here it is the infamous Lari Adda dedicated to someone who has brought it so near that i cannot have ever imagined myself ....LOL
    Enjoy !

    Lari Adda - Sajjad Ali.

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