Today is the Sunday
3rd Sunday in Lent
The 7th of March 2021
The 22nd of Rajab 1442
Till the Sunset ( 6:37 pm : Karachi ☠️)
Room temperature 29°C
Outside 24°C
And this is my the Sunday Blog № 257 ( Two Hundred and fifty seven ) .
Okay first of All let me make it very very clear ...that we had nothing to do with the transportation of the pope to the mid evil Babylon ...and I don't want to comment on it either ...let's hope he returns safely . I have heard there are still enough American Marines present on ground to be strike off the list of Godforsaken wastelands and dangerous .
Obviously his surprise visit must be to get the Covid-19 Corona Pandemic virus vaccines from the consortium or the brotherhood . Saein 's appeal to move NAB hearings and boycott of the vote of confidence yesterday also confirms the suspicions .
By the way ...I have been extremely poisonous this .... rats🐀playing hide and seek in the Attic fell down and died ...new born kittens died .... mosquitoes died by the dozens ...and honestly I have not heard a single jam for days ...even without a mosquito repellent on .
And to top it all ...I believe a centipede bite me in the big toe yesterday morning ...and I feel no pain after eighteen hours ...and on the other hand ...just saw a very abridged version of the despicable centipede
Not really sure if it is dying slowly or reproducing...
There is a cockroach ...a small one is on the wall so definitely the centipede is not feasting ....
And the kids ( politically correct absolutely not ) across on the other side of the wall are acting like they are on the other side of the bridge ...throwing ball and ringing the bell .
And you know the funny thing is that I feel deja Vu ..because the kids who lived there a decade ago eventually stopped throwing the ball over the wall and ringing the bell ...grew up got married moved out of town ...out of city and probably out of the country ....But they were not able to get off my case ...returned and lives across the street ... Heavily Guarded !
I am not planning anything yet but honestly I have no intention of living here in the next decade . A headstart means absolutely nothing to me ...it is certainly too late to even dream of a change of heart .
You know sometimes I feel really glad that I was not shortlisted to go to MARS decades ago ....NASA is too slow ...and SpaceX has the same landing problem I had .
And talking of MARS .... Musharraf is free at last .
Ya this just in ...Barrister Saab is being considered for a desk job ...here ye ..hear ye ...🔔
Please for the love of God the All Mighty Allah Amen 🙏
... don't tell Musharraf this or he will throw my old shoe at me again from whatever cloud he may be on .
2:38 am Oh No Sukkar !
The British Indian railways will never get use to , to the communication miracle of our times The WhatsApp 📴
Now Back to Lent 2021 :
A little over an hour later I will be doing the 19th Fast's Sehri meal .
My forehead is moist , so I better strike off most of the meal options . Like Nihari qorma and Gobi gosht with market over naan bread .
That could save time though because I don't have to use the stove and pan for it ...
The safe bet is an egg omelette with paratha or scrambled eggs with slice of bread .
It's just 6 to 6 fast ....not a four to seven ....I can even feel okay with a sandwich and a cup of tea ...on second thought ...I did okay without tea yesterday ...and without Sehri on the second fast in lent after Pancake 🥞 Day ...
But I cannot guarantee NO Stupidity from my illegal neighbors some forty to fifty feet above ground level.
Some say that laughing out loud destroys the wazu ( ablution) ... coughing for some does that ...as well ...But I am still doing research without a supervisor about destroying a fast with laughing and coughing or both .
Amen !
🤣😂😅😜
Short Break ....
Do you know what is the meaning of NRO the abbreviations we get to hear at least ten times a day on an average and with a higher frequency on the historic events days ...?
I have learned through different sources that it's a very Mella vs Burgers kind of thing ...
Where
N is for Naan
R is for Roti
O is very obviously the Order
So when khan and the team says ...hum NRO nahi dein gay ...means they want burger and pizza but the fuss is only about lack of funds . Mian Saab and Reham wants Naan Roti order even when they are in London high society upscale shopping areas . Their are numerous press release pictures of them sitting in cafes with folded arms ... obviously protesting ...
Back to Lent 2021
The third Friday in lent this week was extremely hot in the sun ....the funny thing is that I felt weakness ...a day later yesterday ...despite being overjoyed and excited by watching The Hit and Fun shoe throwing competition , hitting former CPEC minister
Ahsan Iqbal on live television
It was an incredible show our daytime news media soaps are not so interesting usually . Having both the treasurery benches and opposition doing successful shows at the same time not only restored the equilibrium of democracy as well as maintaining the Covid-19 Corona Pandemic SOPs .
So many Pakistani parliamentarians including Mr mushahid ullah of pmln could have been saved if we had followed the same social distancing in all Assembly proceedings and could have totally avoided the extremely embarrassing ugly incidents of gang violence inside the honorable lower house of parliament and the provincial assembly
Anyways ...
I need to take a Sehri break here ..will be back soon after the sehri .
4:28 am Break
5:20 am Done !
Sehri
Done Brush
5:25 am
Last sip of chilled water ...
Astronomical twilight 5:33 am
وَبِصَوْمِ غَدٍ نَّوَيْتَ مِنْ شَهْرِ رَجب
Wa bisawmi ghadinn nawaiytu min shahri rajab
I intend to keep the fast for tomorrow in the month of Rajab
میرا ارادہ ہے کہ رجب کے مہینے میں کل کا روزہ رکھو
Dear Merciful Lord All Mighty Allah Amen 🙏
I am keeping this fast just for you . So be pleased with me ...forgive and forget my Sins . Bless my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may their souls rest in peace in jannah .And if for any unforeseen reason they think of me and look down upon me from Heaven , make sure they get to see me fair seeming no matter how I may be .
Amen 🙏
پیارے مہربان رب العزت اللہ آمین 🙏
میں یہ روزہ صرف آپ کے لئے رکھ رہا ہوں۔ تو مجھ سے راضی رہو ... معاف کرو اور میرے گناہوں کو بھول جاؤ۔ میرے پیارے والد پاپا اور امی کو برکت دیں اور جنت میں ان کی روحیں سکون حاصل کریں ۔اور اگر کسی غیر متوقع وجوہ کی بنا پر وہ مجھ سے متعلق سوچتے ہیں اور جنت سے مجھ پر نگاہ ڈالتے ہیں تو اس بات کو یقینی بنائیں کہ مجھے اس سے قطع نظر میں کیسا ہوں
مجھے مجھ سے بہتر ظاہر ہونا چاہئے
آمین 🙏
Be kind and gentle to my dear siblings ....and give them Deliverance from Water and gutter Woes
Amen 🙏
میرے پیارے بہن بھائیوں کے ساتھ نرمی برتاؤ کریں .... اور انہیں پانی اور گٹر کی پریشانی سے نجات دلائیں
آمین 🙏
Time for the fajr Prayer 🛐 with a prayer for my Dearly Departed Parents Papa and Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!
Sun 22nd Rajab 1442H
29°C
1:28 pm Good Morning !
The 19th Fast in Lent ..
Woke up a little while ...missed the order and delivery by foodpanda 🐼 of milk and eggs ...I am jobless now 🙏
Back to Sunday Blogging...
To Celebrate being a Woman tomorrow , you have be a girl today ... yesterday .
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So did I pray the fajr prayer 🛐 with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!
Or did I fall asleep ...😴
I don't feel like I missed it but there is no Tweet to be sure about ...why is this happening to me ....how can I forget such an important thing of the day ...I stay awake all night just to not miss the fajr 🛐
A few hours sleep before midnight is a must on Saturday night if I want to stay awake till dawn on the Sunday morning ...just don't forget this and make it a habit .....
Anyways ...
It has been a really great week . Not sure if it was a second or third week in lent ..anyway ...between the 2nd Friday in lent and the third Sunday in Lent , which is today ...I did not miss ( qaza ) any farz prayer and also recited the holy Quran very regularly ...and reached Surah qahaf №18 in the Para № 15 ....which is amazing ...if I am able to keep the same pace and regularity ..I will inshallah finish this Khatam e Quran before next Sunday ..the Fourth Sunday in Lent .
Even though it has nothing to do with lent at all . I am reciting it for the Coming Seventh Anniversary fateha of my dearly departed Ammi
May her soul rest in peace in jannah Amen 🙏
I wish to atleast finish three Quran before Shab e Barat . Which is very impossible ...so let's see what happens ...
The devil 😈 it seems tried to stop me from praying 🛐 and prostration .
On Monday afternoon I woke up with a severe pain in the right knee bending it was very hurting ...praying ,kneeling down and getting up in prayer was very painful ..but by the Grace of Lord the All Mighty Allah Amen 🙏
It was gone the morning when I woke up .
The devil 😈 it seems attacked once more in the left big toe on Saturday morning ...the pain was like something piercing through the flash but there is absolutely no hole , no bite mark , no boil no aberration , no cut at all not even dried or broken skin that usually hurts . No thorn or needle absolutely not ...there is no redness or blueness as well ...the piercing pain is now gone but it feels when I press or stress the big toe ... interesting the rest of the foot and leg does not feel anything unusual .
This Friday was the fifth Juma Mubarak in mosque 🕌 5th Feb to 5th March
And after 48 Hours ...I am very certain that I survived not only the Pandemic but also the weapons of mass destruction flu as well .
A guy with a runny nose gave me company after the Prayer 🛐 from a little distance till I got up and left ...not sure if he was really infected or was just faking it .
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah Amen 🙏 have mercy on him .
Amen 🙏
Okay it's getting late 3:04 pm
And my eyes are shutting ...down so I better go out and get some fresh CO and CO² and check the Street as well . Heard there is a new armed Guard on duty ...fourth in less than a month ...
The media and mafia is still undecided about the MPA hostel very hushed up ...not sure if the black Vigo was part of the parcel or just a case of at the wrong place at the wrong ....
Okay I can't even think about the whole scenario while fasting in lent ...there is still half of it left ....please God have mercy on me ... don't make die laughing ....
And now on a serious note ...the stocks broker is rumoured to have taken a correction and selling the property three times the buying price two decades ago . Well-done 👋
Anybody who is interested in buying bitcoins may contact him directly without mentioning my name .
😂😜
3:38 pm Break for prayer 🛐 with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!
4:59 pm after the prayer I remember that I promised last night to bring the pakora flour ...called Baisan
The price of eggs is not available this week because we did not buy , purchased it from the market instead we shopped on line packed eggs from different poultry farms ...the price ranges from Rs 80 per six to Rs 106 per six ...
So when I got ready to go I heard the voice to bring medicine prescribed by doctor Saab ....
So first I went to the nearest drug store ...and stand in line on the fourth spot ....a raiding and reminding China copy party came and broke the Covid-19 Corona Pandemic Culture and line .
Three Hearty British cheers !!
Taking medicines from the store I moved on forgetting them ...then I came to the very deserted superstore ...both store slaves picked up the broom ...
When infact it was my turn
...anyways the floor was already taken ...so I tried very hard to remember every single item on my memory list ...and believe you me I fetched each and every thing ...on the list . The way was absolutely deserted nobody but the armed guards were on the kerbs waiting for tea ...thank God I did not bring any snacks cooked or ready to cook ...only bread and packed Iranian dates for Iftari ...my dear siblings eat it for their sweet cravings ...
I don't eat dates anytime other then Iftari ...
As a child My dearly departed Papa ( May his soul rest in peace in jannah Amen 🙏)
Used to get those Packed in Medina small box pressed when packed ...with seed without seed and sometimes
With Almonds in place of seeds ...never understand that ...because I was very young but not stupid ...I knew that Almonds were not on the contraband item list in this part of the world ...and the dates were also not very expensive ...to gain and increase the weight of the packets ....
Totally forget to ask the elders or thought about it when I grew up ...
And then when doctor saab
went
People stopped bringing gifts from Medina ....wonder why 🤔
Okay so it is so Quiet and Peaceful Sunday nearly Six before Sunset ...that I am falling asleep 😴 ...if I lie down I will probably miss the Iftari ...or maybe the smell of pakoras will make me restless
Can't be sure ....so let's take a Iftari and prayer break
With a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!
5:49 pm Break ( 2769 Words)
Sun 23rd Rajab 1442H
29°C
8:20 pm Good Evening !
Had Iftari and dinner
Alhamdulillah !
I have eaten extra pakoras and Pulao
Pulao was awesome even if it was a week old ... defrosted ...
So now I am very drowsy ...got to sleep for an hour or so ....
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