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Sunday 4 June 2017

The Sunday Blog # 61

Today is the 4th of June 2017 , the 8th of Ramzan 1438 till Sunset or Iftar (7:19 pm) and this is my the Sunday Blog # 61 (53=1 year + 8) .
So if you are able to read or see this My the Sunday Blog # 61 then it means that i may have survived the first week of Ramzan with eight nights of taravee . And to prove that this is actually me here is the last meal i had few minutes ago after coming back from the eight taravee prayer . Image may contain: foodImage may contain: foodImage may contain: food

Seems like i am not the only one claiming to have survived Fiza Ali is also back with a car to give away ...in her game show Eidi for Save Mart or wherever ....Don't remember this set it can't be a repeat telecast ......Anyways All the Best ...Bahria town waloun pey matti pao sanu ki......LOLImage may contain: 1 person

Okay So as the whole week is passed now there is no tension about the Ramzan anymore so there is no point in discussing the present Ramzan or what has been going on in the mosque during the Taravee prayers even thought i am very certain that there are at least three major kinds of virus struggling to survive inside of me . But who cares ...

So the Next Ramzan will begin on the 17th of May 2018 and will also be the last ramzan to have my Happy Birthday during my life time unless ofcourse there is massive rigging which i doubt .  so i am very sure that it will not be as hot as all the previous ramzan of the past two years . And definitely not as bad as the Ramzan or Ramadan kareem of 2015 . It was so horrible Hundreds of people died here in karachi due to heat stroke . I myself joined over a dozen funeral prayers of many unknown people while praying taravee every night at the mosque for two weeks . Please Grow trees save karachi .

Okay my eyes are closing now but i will not sleep till fajr . Just lie - down and channel surf like i do every night . you wont believe the things one can learn at this time of the night . Thank God i only get up to do the sehri meal and do not tweet after three am like President Trump . Anyways yesterday while channel surf i found the movie of that other guy in the bridget jones's diaries series sequels whats his name ...the serious one lawyer is he ...no not hugh grant i know all Grants very well i have been a Pakistani too long ....He also did that stutering king movie oh yes the King's speech ...King George vi ,,, okay never mind so this movie the railway man with nicol kidman ..interesting movie ..could not watch it full as it was the time for sehri before it ended infact the climax came after the wake up caller of sehri came . No i don't live in the railway colony But we still have one of those . The Banaspati Ghee can beaters ....LOL

No wonder the British neither let me in nor let me go ..LOL


Okay A very very Good Luck to all the Bookies and Betters for the Sporty season and especially the Cricket ICC Champions Trophy 2017 in England . I have not been able to watch any match because of Ramzan tight schedule But it was really fun watching South Africa With Hazrat Hashim Amla and Mr Tahir  to score 299 setting a target of 300 + runs for the poor flood affected nation ...anyways before going for taravee they were still doing better than Pakistan with 116 for 2 in seven overs . Pakistan would have done 125 all out . i dont understand why lahoris send a 125 runs team for a 300 runs + scoring game and grounds .


Okay i can't sit here anymore so i have to go No Good Byes No Sorry ...Could be back again before sehri . 

1:40 am Break ( 641words)

4:14 am so the sehri time is over i had this for sehri
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So while channel Surf tonight i found that london Police is handling an incident 
No channel is absolutely sure whats going on . So until the most useless police force in the world the London Metro decides what really happened over the london Bridge lets not waste our time . I go and offer the fajr Prayers and then try to sleep the rest of the morning till noon . Sweet Dreams !Image may contain: 2 people, people sitting

4:27 am Break ( 725 words)


10:50 am Okay i am up and this is my first tweet of the day
Sun 8th Ramzan 1438
33°C
last day of the #FruitBoycott first major socialmedia campaign that really had an impact & support from all Cool!

Yes it must be the first socialmedia pro bono publico campaign against the exorbitant (حد سے زیادہ ) increase in the price of fruits from day one of the Holy month of Price increase . It was obviously not against the foot soldiers of the trade but their attitude . They would be dealt with by the Force as usual for not following the city administration and traffic rules . I am sure everybody is aware of the Mock campaigns against them especially in the old city areas and saddar . Anyways the Media that has been very instrumental behind this Fruit Boycott is now pleased to inform that their is a sharp decrease in the prices of fruits in major cities of Pakistan . Geo just reported a 40% decrease in prices here in karachi markets . They claim that the prices of fruit are now back to the pre Ramzan prices . Good Very Good Bravo !! Power to the People !

This may alarm not only the people hurting mafias but also the Govt and the political parties . The Already leadership lost people of Karachi and their social media activities may come under a microscope . Tougher sanctions may be imposed by the then honorable wiggan wali sarkar . Or they may also see the benefits of using it for their own benefits . I still have a doubt that this Fruit Boycott thing actually originated from some offical quarters but i am not really sure from where . Anyways lets see how the post fruit boycott scenario turns out to be . If the prices remain normal and the availablity and quality of the produce remains good then only we could call it a victory ...Power to the People . But if the Fruits disappear or are exported to China or afghanistan then we will know for sure who was behind all this . Like the rumors being spread against the red and white meat to export it to the arabian gulf for a better price . In the past the meat traders of the local market use to blame Junaid Jamshad Allah maghfirat kar for all the meat exports and price hikes . I believe the association has not yet named his successor to be blamed and shown on every channels praising the Lord . Photo published for 'They shouted 'this is for Allah', as they stabbed indiscriminately' - How the London terror attack...

Okay the London Metropolitan Police is still not sure what Hit them and how ...anyways my best wishes for the people and Mayor Khan of London . Keep the queeny safe you #$%@ Morons !


Thanks to Shukria Raheel Sharif and the services of Pakistan Army in the operation zarb-e-Azb my God forsaken City of Karachi has seen a considerable improvement in the law and order and a sharp decline in the terror related crimes . Last Ramzan somebody kidnapped the Son of the chief Justice of Sindh High court for unknown reason . They Finally Freed him unharmed after a massive country wide search operation and pressure from all .
This Ramzan a ruling party senator only threatened the kids of supreme court judges and JIT  because they were showing leniency towards the Son of the Prime Minister . a clear Sign that senior Party members and leaders are now ready to disown and disavow the Sharif Family any time or they may have already informed the Judiciary . By the Way isn't it odd that Mian saab;s family named his sons Hussain and Hasan while the daughters are named Mariam and Dar ??
Anyways it is a definite turning point of no return so lets wait and see how this camel is cooked or roasted .
And as for the resigned senator he could be imprisoned and banned from the bar or if worst come to worse be made the governor of Sindh for Life .



12;22 pm Break (1368 words )

3:36 pm oh God the Break got longer than i had planned . fall asleep on the floor watching CNN and my family is so impressed with me because of this Sunday Blog thing that they think it better to let me sleep than to wake me up to continue a thousand words more LOL
Anyways Zuhr Prayer done and the downfall of London Match Between Bookies and Match Fixers has began . Don't know why I never feel comfortable when using the word Begin Began begun whatever . So the Match is in edgbaston Birmingham .  When i was young this place was one of those which Quran ordained

 "24 : 61   There Is No Restriction Upon The Blind Nor Any Restraint Upon The Lame Nor Any Constraint Upon The Sick Nor On Any Among You If You Eat From Your Houses, Or The Houses Of Your Fathers, Or The Houses Of Your Mothers, Or The Houses Of Your Brothers, Or The Houses Of Your Sisters, Or The Houses Of Your Fathers’ Brothers, Or The Houses Of Your Fathers’ Sisters, Or The Houses Of Your Mothers’ Brothers, Or The Houses Of Your Mothers’ Sisters, Or From The Houses You Are Entrusted The Keys Of, Or From The House Of A Friend – There Is No Blame Upon You If You Eat Together Or Apart; Therefore When You Enter The Houses, Say Greetings To Your People – The Excellent Prayer At The Time Of Meeting, From Allah, Blessed And Pure; This Is How Allah Explains The Verses To You In Order That You May Understand. "

in dollar terms my Aunt Phophi used to live there . Allah Maghfirat kar 
So now i don't know anyone there or care ... And as far as the team Bookie is concerned i don't think my prayers or the prayers of all Fruit deprived fasting nation can work if all the bookies have decided against . So lets just relax and enjoy the game do iftar and pray instead for the Bahria town farm house or large bunglow  with swimming pool and water . okay just swimming pool no water ...we will use sound recording and video projection of bay watch . Kya karen idher toh sirf andher hai becuase Pepsi is sponsoring solar power and making dollars with just one rupee per bottle tax free ...Genius !

And talking of Pepsi its rival Coca Cola again changed the name of its Pulpy Orange initially Minute Maid then Rani and now Cappy No idea whats going on 

Minute Maid Pulpy Orange - "I've got that pulpy feeling" from sainath saraban on Vimeo.

Image result for cappy pulpy orange pakistan

So they keep buying the juice makers and enjoy the fruit and then move on to the next . Sounds very monopolatic ..is that a word or did i just covfefe LOL
okay there is a word Monopolistic meaning urdu (اجارہ دارانہ ) very bad shameful indeed . But then who cares they already own half the world

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there is no official advertizing yet of cappy here in pakistan so may be our dear chaudry saab super market waley found it somewhere floating and thought i might be feed up with the Arabian Rani brand or maybe he is ....you never know !!

I am only waiting for the day when this CPEC OBOR will open doors of my local markets to cheap swiss chocolates re directed or rebranded but tastes the same and affordable . Anything Goes ! 
Okay too much of this mouth watering talk and sarcasm during the fast less than three hours to go . So lets check the Score of the match 
135/0
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So its time for my regular crime soap serial turkish Kaala Paisa Pyar ...Image may contain: 1 person, textvery little chance of coming back today before iftar so its good bye for don't know yet when i'll be back till then ..

5:02 pm Break (2030 words)

6:37 pm yes i am back was thinking of going to the market and enjoy the last minute mad rush of the last day of Fruit Boycott but then i changed my mind and stayed . This hot weather has taken away all the fun of Ramzan eating the Hot and spicy fried things . I am so near the heat stroke that i should not be eating at all except the fluids . That is what i am trying to do even eating four Five mangoes everyday brought up boils (فوڑے ) and excessive perspiration or sweating during prayers . So i think that i will stop eating four five mangoes at iftar from tomorrow and then see if there is any change . Usually when there is little time for a meal and you don't want anybody to go into trouble of Cooking neither yourself then a takeawy beef kabab roll is the best option but here in this Ramzan when Rangers are waiting at the Heat stroke camps Jaga jaga ( place place ) to help you I don't think i should go for it .
  
Karachi: Rangers set up heatstroke centres across Sindh

Agreed !

So now how much time is left its 7:00 pm so 18 more minutes to go so i should begin the shutdown because it takes about five minutes all the saving and updating etc etc . So its good bye again but first lets check the score once again
CT2017
PAK_vs_IND - IND_242/2 Ovr_43(48)
The Most Bookie family of the neighbourhood just left for iftar party relaxed as if released from central Jail ....LOL


A prayer following the
May the Lord All Mighty Allah Forgive and Bless My Dearly Departed Parents Papa and Ammi. May Their Souls Rest in Peace in  Heaven Amen !

7:07 pm Break (2340 words )


9th Ramzan 1438
34°C
8:00 pm Good Evening !

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So the iftar of the 8th fast Roza is done now iam burp ing ڈکار . Hope this ends soon without any disgestive tablet or powder . I don't like taking those digestive tablets or powders because they hurt my throat , teeth and gums . Also avoiding the soft soda drinks for the same reasons therefore i avoid eating in iftar . Only Half Hour left after that i will have to begin preparing to go for the 9th taravee of the 10th Para واعلموا has the eighth and nineth surah .

Okay now to the latest score of the Match
ICC Champions Trophy 2017: Match Due To Rain PAK 22/0 Overs 4.5(48) Azhar 12* Shehzad 7* Target 324

Unbelievable !!

Anyways that's it for the Match No more following this match today in this my the Sunday Blog # 61

So after the Taravee prayers i may or may not be able to add another five hundred words before midnight . So i was thinking that because of Ramzan and many breaks how about if i get a little extra time till sehri to make up for the lost time would it be okay or should i continue as i do it to end before the midnight and publish it . Last sunday because of the cable Net trouble i ended the blog on time or in time and then edit it later with the data net . It was also fun and much relaxing then cursing the cable or Karachi Electric or Pepsi  whatever .


Its sad to know the Ace Guitarist of Pakistan Aamir Zaki Died of Heart trouble RIP
This is the only Song i can relate to him never got a chance to hear him live regrets

Okay its time to go . 

8:45 pm Break (2629 Words)

11:27 pm Yes i am back from the Nineth Taravee Prayer a very lack Lustre journey no limelight at all on the way not even the turned Red Brake Lights near and far all the way ...All because of the Rain in edgbaston Birmingham London .....LOL
 On my way a Walls Freezer was open full wide so i grabbed these without stopping Image may contain: foodImage may contain: people eating and food

Ofcourse i paid for them don't be ridiculous
rɪˈdɪkjʊləs/
adjective
  1. deserving or inviting derision or mockery; absurd.

    "that ridiculous tartan 
So Here we are at the very last half hour of this my the Sunday Blog # 61 on the Second Sunday of the Ramzan 1438 and the Last Sunday before My Happy Birthday . ThankYou very Much . 
So I believe there is not enough time to be as eloquent as Maryam Aurangzeb so ...whatever they showed me or wanted me to write about and during the taravee prayers ...

Ditto as seen on the security cam .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.........................................................................................................................................................................................................
Being Chosen to take your fathers place  or mothers place is indeed an incredible honour . I Love Pakistan because there is always a chance to take your parents place in whatever field they worked . I failed Maybe because it was not God 's Will . and i remember the reaction of All when they failed me 

kya waqai ye syed sahib ka hai ....LOL

Anyways Here is the song i love very much of a singer the whole sub continent liked and miss now that she is gone to the other world Allah Maghfirat Kar ....

Hope to be back again next Sunday with more Words and topics InshaAllah 



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