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Sunday 22 January 2017

The Sunday Blog # 42

Today is the 22nd of January the 23rd of Rabi us Sani 1438 till the Sunset and this is my The Sunday Blog # 42 .

For very many years of my life i thought and wondered about a Catch Phrase that i read somewhere long time ago . I always thought it was sarcastic but wasn't really absolutely sure about it . And my nature it is that i rarely turn to anybody to ask if what i think or believe is actually true or not . Sometimes finding out an answer on my own is not very easy or abc . Sometimes it is. google and the internet has been a very good help and teacher for me . Not Always because it can only say about things that we tell it . It records and saves things in its memory and when we ask it through a good search Engine (no Motors involved no idea why it is called that will google it soon and find out but at the moment my guess is that it has to do something with the motion we begin on the cyber crime super highways that we put ourself and the filthy rich hi tech super giants of the fortune 100 ) it looks for exactly the same or the nearest match . I am so sure we are all very very familiar with this sentence " No Match Found " yes what it actually means in the Dollar Terms is that " You are Nuts " or " Nobody Cared to put it on the net . When i was in the high school i did not have access to the internet , the www world wide web or even a computer with random access memory so often while watching British Comedy shows or american sitcoms i use to come across many words and phrases that may or may not be common ordinary everyday usage especially for me who had nobody to turn to who had english language as a mother tongue or been with someone long enough to know it all. Obviously people who write screenplay or scripts are those with a varied background and experience of living and learning from all sorts of life experiences, cultures and people and not just textbooks . Infact or as a matter of fact .. well never mind its been a very long weekend for them LOL
So where was i , Oh yes , Being smart is easy at that age as there were many smart people all around me both older and younger . All Curious as hell so what they did was read alot and by doing so their small unused heads got filled up with all the wrong kinds of ideas which helped them grow up and live a normal life . I on the otherhand was extremely super smart . When ever i came to a literally dead end i silently tag the word or phrase on a mental post it for when and where i could find it . Papa May he rest in Peace in Heaven Amen ! ... had few good dictionaries in his collection that always helped me because if i go and asked him or anybody else then i had to explain or narrate the whole episode Don't you dare think for a moment that i did not do that when i was even younger . Most try to break the glass few master the art of making us realise its so cooler inside . Even Today whenever i am in doubt i tell the whole episode or the screenplay . its fun .  So the words or Phrases that i could not find in the dictionaries around made me more and more anxious and restless . Those were the very tough days trust me but even tougher days came later in life when i least expected them to be . Access to the net has not been so easy and its very tough when you know something is just a click away and you are denied access well we are all very well aware of the reasons and the process that we all been through or experience day to day .

Now here i am gone totally off -tract and nobody even noticed that i have . See LOL
Image may contain: 3 people, people sitting, table and indoorAnyways so the Catch phrase i mentioned above is " Storm in the tea-cup continent Isolated...
Everytime i google or search on the net i come up with lots and lots historic facts and data but nothing absolutely clear and convincing as to what it actually means and honestly i don't even remember when and where i heard this for the first or if it was a political satire or plain jovial.

Okay its almost 20 past 2 am  and the words count is way way past the A,B,C,D so its good Night sleep well and sweet dreams .

Image may contain: foodBtw before i go let me inform you that the Price of Eggs here in karachi was the highest ever yesterday , Yes it was 42.64 $
and the dollar is 104.83 Rs
So 42.64 X 104.83 = 4470 Rs
OR in Dollar and Dozen Terms it was 1.42 $ / Dozen which is the highest so far in my countless decades of shopping for Eggs . Cheers !
842 words

9:43 am Good Morning !
Okay its a bright sunny morning at 9:00 am and there is a ODI the 4th one in AusVPak 5 odi series in SCG Sydney so there is a chance that the power or cable companies get to work soon even on sunday if Australia shows signs of weakness . lol
No breakfast only tea made for me very early in the morning or probably last night because it cold . Will probably fry an egg after the first shut down of electric or net . Chaapa is also expected later in the day so by zuhr time i hope to be almost done and then enjoy the rest of the Sunday and watch or listen to the ending of the 4th ODI from SCG . Although i don't have to go out today for eggs or Milk . But i wont mind if asked to visit the bakery or sweet shop and catchup with the filty market and dig out tariq road . When they dig a busy road like Tariq Road it means that the Builders want to peacefully do their work and in that time they usually build . So I am expecting more High-rises on and around Tariq road soon . Its really funny here i feel that proverb or catch phrase literally coming true Since i refused to move to New york they are bringing the Manhatten to the mountain of heaps or whatever. In ten years my town and neighbourhood will be completely changed . I will be mugged a million times and run over twice that million times by desperate drivers trying to find their way out from the rubble of construction work in progress . When Two years past after the dearly departed Ammi Passed away May her Soul Rest in Peace in Heaven Amen !.. i give up my right to feel disturbed by the parked cars on our front kerb and even in front of the gate both by the neighbours or visiters of the neighbours . In fact sometime i really really feel amazed when i look outside and see a whole lot of empty car parking space . Usually it's because of the Jams in the different parts of the city . Most of the neighbours are stuck in a traffic jam inside their very own cars or waiting anxiously at home for the cars to return and when the cars return they hop on and take them back to make a new jam . It is my Firm believe that a very good percentage of Automobiles are dumped in Karachi to create the jams . I will not go into the reasons of that dumping at this moment maybe some other time or later not now not today no no no .
10:21 am telenor breaks the silence with junk SMS . Thankyou very Much . I thought i might want to know .....LOL
Aus 170/1 in 30 overs Awesome !

O My God ....i have crossed the 1300 Words mark this must be my fastest ....Bye Bye MotherFucking Fairies ...and the Apps failed to sync Image may contain: 1 person, smiling, textImage may contain: 5 people, people smiling

10 :40 am 1340 Words ....Tea Break !

1:30 pm okay i am back after the hot bath and a walk in the dead silent neighourhood , The celebrations is about to start very soon 354 is the target . okay something tells me the first  wicket is down . I can tell each and every wicket today 98 X Six = the catch dropper ....lol

Anyways after the hot bath and sunny walk i feel like i have come down the mountain ...no sweater no topee just plain old shalwar kameez . although i feel a little dry skin should have walked a whole mile only then i could have been sweating . Okay so I had Brunch trust me Image may contain: foodImage may contain: drink and foodImage may contain: food


100/2 second wicket ....never mind the 100's and 50's lol

So where were we oh yes if i can bath and walk like that i am sure the construction workers and government labours must be remembering the winters too here in karachi and hoping for a brief come back before the long journey away .
Okay is that traffic on my street ....lol

I was seriously hoping that i would finsh 2000 + words by 2 - 2:30 pm and then watch the ending of the match but you can see how distracting it is to sit in a corner and noticing the fall of wickets one by one . And honestly i am not watching the game or even listening to the commentry on the radio . just check the twitter after even insinuation BTW insinuation meaning in urdu is آکشیپ
hell no i don't have a clue lol

Image may contain: foodOkay i believe this is for lunch today and if we waited for the end of the match or the Chaapa or which ever comes first then it could be changed altogether or enhanced . Chances are that it will be enhanced for sure . But the heat i generated is going away and my feets without socks have lost all the warmth . My Feets are the fisrt to indicate that i am losing the body heat and i should start walking grab a cup of tea or put on a sweater or something okay i haven't checked the word count for a while lets see it is 1694 words . The Wonderful thing about the wordpress word counter is that it does not count numericals 1709 .

2:17 pm i'll get up now grab a cup of tea mixed with coffee glance at PTVSports look out side and probably come back .

4:20 pm had lunch and the match is finished too. Btw the Lunch kept enhancing but i had to worry about this the Sunday Blog # 42 . 42 is an important Number in some areas of the world and in some culture not really sure where and why or how . Anyways i will eat the leftovers gradually because if i eat it all once then there is no chance that i can sit on the computer . Okay btw by sitting on computer i mean using it and not sitting on it some people think its still funny . Image may contain: foodImage may contain: foodImage may contain: foodImage may contain: foodImage may contain: foodImage may contain: foodImage may contain: food
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Its Asr time but i am not going out infact i am not going out for anything unless i have to and i really don't think after all this there is any need to go out and bring in more come to think of it some people are very expert in this they usually think of something to bring and get an excuse to go out others are just lucky they have kids who always need something like milk or diapers and if everything fails there is always somebody in the house who needs medicines from the drug store . I don't know if it is fortunate or unfortunate i am climbing up the ladder of living like my favorite character or actor yes the infamous jerry Seinfeld of NBC Image may contain: 1 person, text because of.. there is a term these builder mafia use for this Annihilation of a society and converting it into a concreate jungle . Anyways this is absolutely nothing as compared to what they are feeling back not home LOL .
Here in Pakistan some people try to boost a competion between the two major cities Karachi vs Lahore never actually happened because people who go to lahore come back in few days if not hours but those who come from lahore to look around usually buy homes and stablish offices and shops and business which says it all . Another example they started metro bus in lahore in less than two years 2011-2013 which included secret planning approval from big brother build and inauguration by turkey . Here in Karachi its been overtime and nobody seen it yet or disturbed by it . Some say that they have heard about it but at the fastest pace it may not reach my town atleast for another two years . yes that big this city is . Another example the earthquake earlier this week felt in one part of the city was not felt in the rest of the city .

Anyways its not about Lahore vs Karachi anymore because both of us are now a fundamental ingredient of the Chinese Soup also known as 6pac or cigpac or whatever I don't care . The real deal is how in the world A new yorker who is known for his  towers could survive in Washington D.C ?  the question mark should be bigger and bolder
yes ! I will come to this topic after the first 100 days in office . The issue right now is what the unfriendly American Muslims going to do in the mean time . Now somebody may ask why i call American Muslims unfriendly . Where is the proof  ?


24th rabi us Sani 1438
7:11 pm
20°C
Good Evening !

the temperature is so deceiving i don't even want to talk about it anymore .
The Church is happy with me and that's all that matters to me the most . LOL

In doing this my The Sunday Blog # 42 and Watching oh sorry enjoying the 4th ODi in SCG and doing the "other Stuff" i may have missed all the Happenings in washington . But as soon as i finish this my The Sunday Blog # 42 i will catchup on all the events of today if i am able to because of stiff back after sitting straight for so long and eating  i may want to just lie down and sleep for few hours and then the next days routine starts . Anyways congratulations to the people and government of the United States for a very peaceful transition of Power and also giving so many prospective candidates for the breaking of Glass next . Image may contain: 11 people, people standing and suitDon't know about others personally i feel that America (united states of ) looks Great already and if we tried harder we can make it Great again and Again 2 .Image may contain: 5 people, wedding
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in four or eight years there will definitely be a Woman President of the United States of America . I think Four is better . If we want to see a woman in WhiteHouse it better be able to survive a Builder and developer and a former mayor .

Talking of Survive Yes we have survived the chaapa and it Isha time also ...I knew it the Church had something to do with todays Chaapa . Neighbours Guard velveted our front parking . Thankyou . LOL
So i was wondering if my neighbourhood is turned into seinfeldistan would i be standuping or sitting as an egg marketer . Obviously i will have to do something to survive in a Call a cab "Taxi " culture .

Okay i am 2555 words before 8pm so i can take another break . Be right back hopefully LOL

8:37 pm just tasting salt and butter no dinner i am skipping dinner or supper . Honestly
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Taking un scheduled breaks is very dangerous if i need a break i should listen first that there is no activity in and around the kitchen .

Now back to the most important topic before the break . Yes the Very Unfriendly American Muslims and Why did they lose an Election or what appears to be an existence . First of All i want to ask why is there a creed called American Muslims are there no muslims living in china or the russia or canada or maybe france . Could it be that American Muslims is an Oxymoron and they are neither muslims nor American . There is a possibility that they were planted by the Russians or the Soviets during the cold war between the USSR and US . If people from around the world quit their culture and religion just to achieve the American Dream then why and How did the American Muslims Failed. And if they failed to achieve the American Dream why did they not repent and go back to their repective countries and Be Muslims ( a very Big Question Mark ) ?
Being Muslims is what they never wanted when they stood in line for the American Visa or Green Card . They only wanted to be rich filthy rich Americans and that's it . Those who achieved the American dream in the United States no matter how or when they arrived in the United States or even were brought to the United States as slaves like the former first lady of the United States family calls themselves Americans some might even bring class action law suits for racial discrimination and slander if you just as them where are you from Niggar ?

And here we see American Muslims don't know if they work for the russian mafia or the Hoover Crafted FBI or the Abu the arms dealer or whatever for a quick buck . The Most interesting and to some extent extremely shameful thing is that American Muslims are supporting LGBT or any party or group that gives them a sureity that they can have two piece of the Pizza or a pie . Things don't work that way fellows . Either you integrate or quit . Don't Bring a bad name to the muslims around the world who work harder than you for half or a quarter of what they deserve and pray and Thank the dear merciful God Almighty Allah five times a day and more and are hopeful that their dear merciful Lord Almighty Allah will Save them and their Souls from Americans , the Devils and the Fire of Hell which is the full and final abode of every American Muslim . Allah hu Akbar !

9:30 pm fastest 3000 words . Break 3030 words

10:02 pm okay now the Movies of the week

1.Veronica Mars (film).
2.Last Days in the Desert
3.Unfinished Business
4.Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
5.Captain Fantastic

okay 1 was good 2 is biblical so no comment till i watch it not sleeping honestly i fell asleep very early and forget to watch it again this week so probably it will be in the next weeks list as well and then maybe maybe i comment and rate it . 3 is awesome about how hard it is to establish and run a small business especially when you are in a hostile competetion with a former boss or former employer or just a big competetor who does not like your being in the same pond . you know the Big fish small fish relation . and on the other hand trying to convince your clients or prospective clients to to do business with you and to trust you to deliver what you promise .
4. is a turkey
5 is fantastic it tries to explain the working and philosophy behind those elite schools very very private schools like the ones i have been too ... jamation ki poonch dekho LOLImage may contain: 1 person, text

okay its 10:28 pm and if there is anything anybody would like me to address please feel free to ask .
Okay so if there is nobody left to ask a question and the annual food festival known as Karachi Eat is also finished then i must also finish this My The Sunday Blog #42 and go and help my near and dear ones who may be feeling very lonely and guilty eating alone as i can clearly hear the activity in and around the kitchen . The Aromatic tantalizing Smells are about to reach my clogged nostrils any moment now .
Ah i can't sit here anymore don't know why and how this started early when we agreed that first i will finish this my the Sunday Blog # 42 and then if i have any strength left in my body to be able to move i will come and eat . But its not yet 11 pm i have a full one hour and ten minutes to go on and on and on and speak my heart and mind out without having any fear of it ever being read by any mortal soul . Cannot say it with full confidence that the immortal souls don't or can't read what write also i cannot guarantee that the immortal souls cannot feel how i feel during the doing this My The Sunday Blog # 42 or even what i wish during the short twenty four hours of the Sunday every Sunday week after week month after month for the past nine months or more .

Anyways this winter is going away so i believe next Sunday i wont be wearing a sweater in the beginning and the end of the Sunday Blog like i had to today with a brief intervel in the noon and after noon . from 1 pm to 3 - 4 pm after that i put on a sweater and have it on ever since .

11:00 pm 3529 words.  This is so unbelievable because i had expected it very otherwise . Honestly i knew that it was a Aus vs Pak Odi day there will be all sorts of disturbances and distraction both physical and psychological . Turns out that it was the most peaceful sunday of my very long Sunday Blogging should i say career or must i say history . either way it was fun and most certainly i hope that things may change in the coming future when and where i may have a similar very very peaceful sunday or i may have even better sunday's to enjoy doing the Sunday Blogging . At the moment i am not even going into that yes the benefits of doing a Sunday Blog it is something that is so precious that even i have no clue as to how precious it is . Every Sunday and before the Sunday begins at midnight i have to make up my mind that i am absolutely positively ready for this or not because when ever i am not fully prepared to do a Sunday Blog I will not be able to even complete the first 500 words and i am sure no not very sure atleast not after today that having all the means like hardware and net and battery power etc etc it will be absolutely impossible for me to just let it go and ride a horse . That would be extremely odd if you ask me . Giving up a Sunday blog to attend a party or a ceremony will be even more difficult . Not doing a Sunday Blog because of a picnic at the beach even sounds absurd . And all other pursuits and habits like eating , reading or watching some movies or socializing with expected and unexpected guests and visitors has not yet hindered a bit . So what can stop this . Oh yes i remember on the 10th of Muharram i was not able to move due to stomach and respiratory track infections yes thats a good start illness of a similar sort or some other kind may leave me unable to move or sit long enough to be able to type and concentrate or a blurred vision and strain in wrist and fingers not allowing to type with full concentration . Other than illness and disease or physical disability of any percieveable kind there appears to be not such excuse or desire to not do a Sunday Blog with words numbering in thousands . Okay come to think of it its 11:28 pm about time i should or Must check again the word count because the last time i checked i was above 3500 words and i believe it was almost half an hour ago . Continous typing or may be not changing the posture has begin to stress the shoulder and neck muscles .

Yes Yes Yes !!!  i did it . 
4002 words . 
So its very very Good Bye From me now as i end This my The Sunday Blog # 42 with a favourite movie song from a even more favourite Movie the best

Kajra Re - Full Song | Bunty Aur Babli |


I do seriously hope i have not shared this song before in any of my Sunday Blogs because there are now so many its getting tougher and tougher to remember which song i shared on which Sunday Blog But anyways since it is my So Favorite there is no harm at all in sharing it more than once is it ? No okay Hope to be back again next Sunday Midnight to Mid Night . God Bless ! 

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