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Sunday 4 September 2016

The Sunday Blog # 22

Today is the 4th of September 2016 the First of the Islamic month of Zilhij 1437 till sunset. And this is my The Sunday Blog # 22 .
Its 2:00 Am fell asleep after dinner and still not really awake . But the twitter trend is very interesting at the moment and very alive. Top three are held by the khan saab and the March But the Fourth position of the Karachi trends is #Dillagi Image result for dillagi drama its some soap on ARY Digital which probably begin in march and last night (evening) was its 24th episode Ok so it must be all those tweeples ...well i can't blame them yes please continue .

2:15 am

Karachi Trends

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 All this time i had been watching two hindi soaps re-telecasted by Filmazia channel from colors tv . Thapki piyar ki and Kasam so i had absolutely no idea before tonight what it was about but in few minutes of reading the total stranger's tweets i feel like i could join any crowd protesting the dying of Mohid and chant slogans against ARY Digital or Six Sigma entertainment . This is the Power Of Twitter and Social Media here in karachi . 

Okay now coming back to the first thing first . Today is the first of the last islamic month of the islamic lunar year. The Moon was not sighted on friday so after full 30 days the previous month ended and today is the first of Zilhij . There are many pronunciations and spellings of this month . This month has two very important events every year and That is The Hajj or pilgrimage to the Holy Places in saudi arabia . and the second event is the Eid ul Azha or the Bakra Eid . Where muslims sacrifice healthy Halal Farm Animals in the name of the Allah and after the slaughter they feast and share as prescribed by the Lord if permitted by the in-laws . Image result for eid ul azhaImage result for eid ul azhaSince i have no in-laws to save from the wrath of God or the pathans nor i am very rich or wants to get rich overnight by collecting Animal hides and buy villas and flats overseas ,Image result for rooftop view bahria tower karachi Eid ul Azha is more fun than pressure . And ofcourse eating the meatry dishes is the main benefit for a real foodie and meat lover like me. In my childhood we did not have such amazing farm animals like we have now . The Animal farming in Pakistan supported by many international agencies like the USAID and Animal farms of the neighboring countries like India , Iran and Afghanistan and the knowhow from Australia has absolutely revolutionised our Eid ul Azha .


Good Morning !

Had a very good sleep from fajr till 11:00 am Missed the halwa puri breakfast . Can't eat nihari nashta because i am still under 500 word 434 to be exact . And there is no guarantee of Electric power and Net as we have been having many shutdowns each day don't know if that is because of the special tents these God fearing people put up for their sacrificial farm animals on the streets with mostly direct connections after paying bribes to the KE staff. or the Police or both . YOU CAN BRIBE THE HUMANS BUT YOU CANNOT BRIBE THE SYSTEM . (WASIQ1 wise) . And since its very temporary the care is not taken loose connections heats up and disrupts the supply and voltage . And then there is also the rumor of KE going to Chinese so there must be the usual lay-off panic among the employees because most of them can't speak Chinese and some of them don't like to eat Chinese as well.  Plus there maybe household tensions as well as the rumour spread the fact is also known that  unlike the Dubai based Anti- karachi owners Chinese corporates are also very strictly  equal  opportunity employers Imagine that in $$$ terms. 

oh wow 633 words i could take a tea break .

The Brunch is almost ready but nobody is in the mood so i am back with the minimal leftovers from the last night.

British Prime Minister Theresa May (centre right) smiles as she watches the second one day international (ODI) cricket match between England and Pakistan at Lord's cricket ground in London on August 27, 2016.After the most embarrassing pictorial of the telegraph  from Lords Stands His excellency the UK High Commissioner to Islamabad  returned to more embarrassments The press gang put him in the spot over the MQM issue.  But instead of ignoring or waiting for my reaction he pulled the stinger too hard leaving the Diplomatic press corps High and Dry. Thank God i never retweet or heart mr quraishi  

--Ok the lyari king was more than dry and wanted "His" Bed & Bath so he went back to uk before the Hide game even started But American seems to be learning All the SMS jokes Beats me 
-- Can you believe that my The Sunday Blog # 1 from 21 weeks ago originally @ is so relevant today especially regarding the MQM and the political scene as if done today . Need i say more or should i move on to the Eng vs Pak series ?

869 words okay so here is the zuhr break .

Ok this is my sunday brunch or late Lunch .

I want to know the name of this flower or the plant growing in my garden can anybody help ?

After eating the paratha and all i am feeling very sleepy also i have to change into something cleaner because i am on a chaapa alert also i am out of milk and stuff so i also have to go out shopping and the word count is almost a 1000 words so i try to be back can't promise .


2nd Zilhij 1437

Good Evening !

Fell asleep woke up went for Maghrib prayer at the Mosque . The hum jamat next to me had a small tester screw driver which is mightier than the pen these days ROFL . Anyways

5th ODI ENG 302/9 in 50 ovrs PAK 67/1 in 11 ovrs Target 303

Today i only saw only  one  new cow on my way to the mosque  and that too not  in the block can't take strangers selfie . on my way back that too disappeared probably locked inside . There is no update from our block neighbourhood is very quiet . Their Farm animals must be in a jam . strangely the karachi traffic police update has no update for the Farm animal movement they are only following the A political Party rally and camp off  down town. Anyways  Honestly I feel that the poor people of Karachi have to stand up to these bullies. They are ruining our lives . Actually they have already ruined my life so i can only pray for the post generation Next. The only problem is that according to the hollywood futuristic movies people in that era and environment hates their life just like we do with these goons on the streets but not as much as to do something like the futuristic Hero does. So

Pakistan 149/3 after 25 overs.. Sarfaraz and Malik on the crease..

I go grab something to eat the aroma coming from the kitchen is unbearable.......

Okay SO Pakistan is Finally in a better position . Good !


So I must try to finish this blog quick and enjoy the last moments of this 5th ODI

Here are the Movies i watched this week
Image resultImage result for amature nightBlood in the WaterImage resultImage result for decommissionedAll good entertaining movies except BOL . a movie like Bol is not possible these days its so good that they made and released it in the pre- mehwish hayat era . Anyways until i watch Mah-e-Mir there will be no doubt in my mind. Thankyou !

1282 words not bad han ?


The top news this week was that Mr Waseem Akhter of An MQM unknown was brought to the city hall from jail and handed a key to the City of Karachi . In our childhood we used to have our very own Edward lear book of nonsense in urdu young and old kept reciting learning by heart and this was one very popular .
" Naseem Akhter
 challo dafter
 karo kangi
 banno bhangi ..."

( name ,,, let's go to office ...comb your hairs ...become a sweeper "

So here in the more Nonsense world of Karachi politics we have a Waseem Akhter who cannot go to the office because he is already in jail His two predecessors are very much likely to join him soon . or will die trying . So are we witnessing a Les Misérables without buying a ticket  ? the Interesting thing is that Mr Jailer the IG prison Sindh made it very clear that mr Waseem Akhter will not get special treatment in jail . in $$$ terms

Jail ko jail samajh mashghala -e- Dil na bana
 جیل  کو  جیل  سمجھ ، مشغلہ ِدل نہ بنا 


Breaking news : the neighbourhood farm Animals have arrived .



One Day International Series

First innings 302 for 9 wickets
LIVE
First innings 294 for 6 wickets47.3 overs
Pakistan need to score 9 more runs.




One Day International Series

First innings 302 for 9 wickets
Result
First innings 304 for 6 wickets
Pakistan won by 4 wickets.

Congratulation !!


Okay So here i end my the Sunday Blog # 22 . The 5th  ODi is over so now you can watch the Flying Nadir Shahs of Pakistan not realizing that people hate them more and if they are trying to scare the Army into inaction and protect the so called democracy with foreign donations . well I don't understand what they mean by that .  

Here one of my very favourites Enjoy !





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