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Sunday 12 August 2018

The Sunday Blog # 123

Today is Sunday the 12th of August 2018 , the 29th of Ziqad 1439 till the Sunset ( 7:09 pm , Karachi ) and this is my the Sunday Blog # 123 ( Hundred and twenty three ) .
So first the good news or the bad news ?
the good news is that i have tap water tonight ...extremely rare because for the past couple of years i did not have tap water on my dear niece happy birthdays . Anyways ,
the weather is cool tonight
its 32 deg C here in this room . Because it closed no air come in and goes out . Feeling lucky because out side the wind is blowing very hard and with it the mehrbaani before the qurbaani ....of SSGC the gas company who is either re enacting the tremors 1.2.3. my favorite hollywood movie and sequels or has nothing better to do these days so they dug up the road and left dirt to blow when the wind blows ....After all how long can somebody keep watching the  rainy clouds without a drop of rain . No how long ....LOL

Tremors PosterTremors II: Aftershocks PosterTremors 3: Back to Perfection Poster
Anyways ,
Soon after i finished the Sunday Blog # 122 ( hundred and twenty two ) last sunday , the Saein khatey warto returned monday morning and before he was over the jet sorry twin cam lags ( ouch ) the digging machines arrived in the neighbourhood to celebrate his unbelievable win . It was really cool watching him jump over the moon ...sorry drench  ( i am on data so all edits subject to the return of wifi ) . The look on his face did not say much but being an electable and winning is indeed a thing to be really proud of  . Last Christmas ops ....Bakra eid he or his managers opted for an alternate to the Boring for water like most neighbours do . Maybe because boring does not work well in his home district . So just few days before the Bakra eid last year he or his brand managers got a long distance water connection cutting the road from his door to the end of the street . By the way we also have back alley for such kind of utilities and services which is being avoided by the utilities and services as well these days ....So where was i ? ...oh yes  so the machine digging disrupted that overlying water connection extra ordinary pipe almost a year later .....WOW !  i can now say ....

A year Later .....

Amazing !
So is it possible that all this tremors 1, 2, 3 is just because of this water pipe ....so when they would be fed up of having it repaired again and again and paying for it they will realize that people have been living here for decades need water too and since they have opted for a dual district nationality and PRC undecided So maybe they will connect the street corner mains to the indus headworks so on .....or flood the Jamshed town of Karachi the most dangerous city in the world .Sindh


And Talking of Karachi the most dangerous city in the World ......here is my Take on the PTI - MQM Support / understanding in the post poll diggings ,

Going back to the Days of Independence in 1947 There was British Raj in Indian Sub-continent from Burma to Mauritius . And though the His Majesty's British Government seems to rule the British indian Sub continent with an iron fist and harsh punishment and extreme inequality and injustices , Behind Closed doors and shabby walls the real tensions was always between the Saas and Bahu . The mother of the Household and her to be or not to be daughter -in- Laws . The war begins the day a young lady entered the new home and started to dethrone her saas . Many a battles were won and lost till the day a clear winner rises but the war was never over not even if the either died or exiled, her memories takes over the hearts and minds of the house-hold or it was the time for the role reversals . The young lady was now grown up with silver hairs shining and challenged by the new blood entering the same door .


Obviously the Great British Indian Police and British Indian Railways got bored of the monotony and started the mutiny they hired mrs Roosevelt to spice up their lives and so there was the call for independence all across far and wide of the British Indian Empire .  Now calling the spade a spade and cutting to the chase we all come down to the Generals Election 2018 . Where the Elections Commission of Pakistan tried to undo the over due 2013 generals Elections results . Because in 2018 the PTI would have won a land slide not just in Attabad but karachi the most dangerous city in the world as well . So Anyways , Coming back to the ages old Saas - Bahu ghar ghar ki Kahani ..... Bahu fought well and was able to get rid of the saas and nanad with the full support / understanding of her dear hubby ....Only if the hubby had known that his dream empty nest is just a mirage and soon he would be forced to sign a memorandum of understanding to live with her wife's mother and other inlaws indefinitely .

LOL



2:35 am Break ( 851 words )


3:32 am Okay the net is working now ....lets see how long it works . cable channels are still weak . Now the wind is blowing but if the connection had been loose then the channels must have been good and bad , good and bad ....but here it is consistently bad ...no good at all ....strange kind of loose connection . LOL
Anyways , during the break i had chilled water , hot tea and cold banana . Tonight i have lots of Mangoes but there was no time as i want to do as many words as i can before going to sleep . It is so nice that i  have reached the first thousand words or i will after one or two more lines any time soon no problem . The Problem is why this nuclear test of cable and net fault again today just before the start of this my the Sunday Blog # 123 ( Hundred and twenty three ) . Usually i take it very personally and know that it is to give me an unnecessary boost . But today i really don't feel like it .....so maybe this is a technical fault and has nothing to do with me . I do sincerely hope that my gut feeling is correct for once .
Okay i am more than 50 words ahead of the first thousand words mark on the words counter for this my the sunday blog # 123 ( hundred and twenty three ) and the net is back to NO INTERNET ACCESS yellow warning icon on the internet icon . The complain has been launched to the lahore headoffice so i believe it will be normal by sunday afternoon . I can still use it by turning on and off again and again . But i also have the data device so i believe i can manage tonight without the cable broadband . Some how it is helping as i am not wasting much time on the research and uploads and downloads especially the useless images . It is strange that nobody objects to some of the very vulgar and indecent posted and pasted images which are so totally against my normal self persona and character . My guess is that to object they would have to admit that they visit or read my blogs and this my the sunday Blogs ..... HA HA ! ha


Anyways , who cares ?

So twelve hours ago we survived a solar eclipse or to be exact a partial solar eclipse which was not visible here , Luckily the moon shadow was also not to fall on this region as our moon had only just began waxing during the solar eclipse . Here is a animation gif or as some call it gify .


Hope it still works after multiple repost and updates .
Awesome !

Okay by the way , the dim and static challenged television News channel tickers and breaking news says the Moon has been sighted in the Saudi Arabia and that Haj will be on the monday , 20th of August 2018 in Saudi Arabia . Hajj Mubarak to All the Haji's ..please pray that who ever does this cable and net problem to my cable and net on Saturdays only  ...may die and live in hell for ever and ever but who so ever makes him or her do it may not . Amen !

Oh my dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah Amen ! this words counter for this my the Sunday Blog # 123 ( hundred and twenty three ) still works offline ...wonderful . And that i am now so close to the fifteen hundred words mark .But unfortunately now i am feeling very very drowsy and sleepy . so whether i do or do not reach that mark i will soon have to take a break and shut down .





Most Pakistanis hate US Trump more than last week this week because of more sanctions against Iran and Pak Army yet Flotus Parents gets chain immigration ...Smoking !!

Melania Trump's Parents Become US Citizens, Using 'Chain Migration ...

New York Times-09-Aug-2018
He said chain migration is a “dirtier” way of characterizing what he called ... MelaniaTrump had sponsored her parents for their green cards, Mr.
Okay so now i take a break without a comment on chain immigration or melania relatives or somebody reading this my the sunday blog #123 ( Hundred and twenty three ) will think i am talking about the Prime Minister support program .


 I believe it is a very very domestic issue and definitely does not concerns us .

So here i take a Break  with  a prayer  for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
4:44 am Break ( 1671 words)


10:20 am Good Morning !
first morning tweet

Sun 29th Ziqad 1439
30°C
10:10 am Wow what an amazing morning ..Awesome Mausam Light drizzle windy cool . the neighbours power generator is working so there must have been a shutdown i missed, news ticker says it was a breakdown all over .seems to have missed breakfast & meetup



So after a long dry spell my rose plants have come up with new leaves and a big Red rose bud for my dearly departed Papa's ( May his soul rest in peace in Heaven Amen ! ) Eleventh death anniversary . I am so glad today ....no not really sad . and even if i was deep down inside not knowing on the outside i really really don't think i could ever know after learning about the early morning power tortures . My dear nephew's apartment complex had a local power troubles for two day so we cannot call him to ask if the news ticker is correct or not all his communication devices are already free of charge (LOL)  ing ...i don't know how long  my batteries can hold on if i had a long power shutdown again today . Net was holding on some how but now its gone again . and my data package will expire at noon have only used 1/3 MBs what a waste . Anyways , i am already two thousand words or near yes a hundred words less than two thousand words on the words counter for this my the Sunday Blog # 123 ( Hundred and twenty three ) . typing the digits feels much better than in words today ....123 yes !
just like that ...

So today is the second last Sunday before the Eid so its not the golden sunday and the weather is very very unpredictable . there are very few tents up on the road and streets here in my neighbourhood and the choota choota builders are internally disturbed so chances are that there will be less show-off this year here , The Cable Channels which are so dim today especially the home cinema channels that were constantly marketing the online Qurbani by the malignant and non malignant and now this power woes will definitely make it even harder for the mandi goers today . Oh by the way the mandi restaurant nearby at saima's now also has a Subway branch ....So i believe i can't miss the Turkey Sub this coming Happy Thanksgiving ....LOL
The Biggest reason to be Thankful this Eleventh year After Papa ( May his soul rest in peace in Heaven Amen ! )  is or actually are yes there are two ...well there maybe some sub -reasons but the two main are ...First My dear Brother has returned to Pakistan after two decades and he will continue to fix things ....mann i feel so mehru I again
Second , the burden of Broadband Complaints have now totally gone off my slope shoulders ...this is nothing short of a miracle for me ...Thankyou Thankyou dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah Amen !

Feeling so humble here i would have posted a useless vulgar image and taken a break to have the breakfast of Fried scrambled egg with roghni roti and butter and hot tea to drown all the emotional feelings . And had also looked over the wall to see the street theater . In my previous over-looking i noticed a few things . Armed guard was up washing the owners( employer's ) car . there was a little activity on the left side . no activity on the right side . rooftop labours had not arrived by then and the saein clan was not up yet or maybe i missed it all togather . I have no idea how they or their sponsors will react to being mentioned in this my the Sunday Blog # 123 ( Hundred and twenty three ) . Last Sunday i mentioned a dear Aunt who went to the US and did not bring sweets and chocolates from a bollywood style wedding , And to my greatest Surprise her recent Chinese Restaurant Check-in was leaked this happened after an almost six months of hibernation . Wasiq1's RATT ( Research Analysis Think Tank ) is still working on the root causes and effects .
Okay only half Hour left before the noon break and i can't think of any thing so lets start something new and exciting ...how about a Matric Exam !

yay !

Question : write a leave Application for missing one day of school for a cricket match .

Answer :


  To the Principal XYG School
   Police Lines Karachi

            Sub : Application for Leave of Absence .

Dear Madam / Sir
                              Most humbly i beg to state that my one and only Nani ( maternal relative) has suddenly passed away by the will of Lord the All Mighty Allah Amen . This is the first time she has passed away very peacefully after a very long illness  ( taveel zalalaat ) , I would be very proud of you if you allow me a leave of absence and cancel or postpone all or any exams and class test for today so that i can peacefully attend her funeral and eat hot and spicy chicken Biryani provided by the mami's family . I sincerely pray that you also get to eat the free chicken biryani soon . Thanking you in anticipation .

Yours Obedient Student
ABCD
Class IX C

dated, -- / --

Okay still there is fifteen minutes to go ....this must have been my fastest leave application , can't say it was the best anyways ...LOL

Exam over :

A dear facebook friend has updated last night that Matric or SSC science group result will be out this afternoon ...so all the best to me as well . no ..okay anyways

So even if the bundle expires at noon i can still use the data on standard rates yes ? there is only fifty rupees balance so even if they eat it up all at least they wont be able to send SMS . I love these devices . It actually connects right over their heads ...and they can't do a thing about it .....tich tich .
So here i take a Break  with  a prayer  for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
11:55 am Break ( 2706 words)

6:08 pm Okay so first i had breakfast ......





then lunch






then i went to the market meat shop




and brought half kg mutton for Pulao and half kg beef for biryani . So after i returned and handed over the meat to my dear sister she immediately cooked the pulao and by 4:15 pm it was ready . we offered fateha first for our dearly departed parents
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
































and then ate it . it was awesome . as i was getting ready to go to the market meat shop . land line phone rang at 2:00 pm it was the cable company they said we are sending a team . Now at 6:34 pm its been four hours and there is no sign of the ready team . Them must be coming from the lahore . mean while as we were waiting for them four cows , seven plus two goats arrived in the neighbourhood . and whatever net was coming was also turned off after i posted the mutton pulao and zarda images may contain food .
LOL

ThankGod the All Mighty Allah Amen ! that i did not get to go for Hajj this year . Beacuse i would have taken the selfies at places you could not even imagine and that would make me go to hell . The Devil has won by this selfie thing .
LOL
Okay so now its time for the moon sighting . Nope ....No chance here in the jamshedtown of Karachi the most dangerous city in the world . its a totally cloudy or hazy sky right now and i don't think it will go away in the next hour of so till the moonset time () So lets see if the sky at Ranikot or whatever or somewhere else where the sky is blue the moon is sighted because i have no problem having eid the next day . In the Past decade after Papa ( May his soul rest in peace in Heaven Amen !) and especially since after Ammi ( May her soul rest in peace in Heaven Amen ! ) i have tried to skulk and failed . On two occasions i was so sure that the three days will pass easily and quietly without me having to do the same drill of bakra eid that i had to do during the time when my dearly departed parents

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!

were alive, that year half universe it seems was determined and the other half supporting it . Anyways its time for a Break  with  a prayer  for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi



May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
7:02 pm Break

Sun 1st of Zilhij 1439
31°C
8:45 pm Good Evening !
Yes Mufti saab has made the announcement finally ....Eid will be on the 22nd of August 2018 .

So anyways i have crossed the three thousand words mark on the words counter for this my the Sunday Blog # 123 ( Hundred and twenty three ) . Yes the mutton pulao thing has worked . Now i have a pot full of tea and i can go out of the room any time to breath the fresh air and refill the cup with tea without the fear of having something on the dinner table to tempt me and seduce me into eating and then making me drowsy before the mid night .  Ever since i posted these food pictures on the net at around five pm the net was totally shut off . I did recharge the net bundle but then i thought why not ....so i chilled and waited then the phone rang and mufti saab made the announcement so i let the modem on and finally saw the connected signal but it is still coming and going for few minutes only so i say Why ? I don't have to ....Blogging as i have explained many many many times before is not a writing thing like a book or something . it is a social media thing and need the Net ...anyways
A lot of the times i feel that somebody reads the unpublished stuff and tries to be extra smart . Funny today i had the chance to check if it is really true . I could have done the whole of this my the  Sunday Blog # 123 ( Hundred and twenty three ) off line and then went out to play to see how much had already leaked or reacted to . But instead i choose to relax and did not do this offline at all for five hours or more . I am very interesting and unpredictable . So if i made it to more than four thousand words on the words counter today without the movies of the week then i will not change a bit other wise i will definitely do make up my mind that when there is no net on Sunday it means i sleep and eat and chill . LOL


Disclaimer : If anybody loses life , limb or the job because of this net shutdown today , I believe its for his/ her own good so i will definitely not feel sorry or guilty or remorse .  Thankyou !

useless vulgar image here --

Okay so now after i updated this my the Sunday Blog # 123 ( Hundred and twenty three ) only one light left on the cable broad band modem ...teri toh life he over hogaie bachay ....okay this reminds me that the two hind soaps serials that me and my siblings watch every night week nights mon - fri had a very powerful script and acting this week . But the weekend soaps were missed so i have no idea how they were last week and this week end . Yesterday i was free mind and body but cable was too week and today i am not very free and the cable is still very week .....so i believe that i am done with the turkish soaps . In naagin3 that i saw before the cable trouble yesterday ...I believe naagin3 killed mahir ji unless it was a dream so then this hindi soap may come out from the multi- million rupees mention and goes out in the jungle where naag rani may go chase her destiny and fight the fantasy characters instead of real life humans . I was only enjoying the love hate relationships between the unsuspecting humans and the itchadhari naagins like we all face analogically speaking , in the real life. if that's over than its over for me as well . Good Bye !

Okay somehow i got the list of the movies i watched this week and before i start the review i am just a hundred words short of the four thousand words mark on the words counter for this my the Sunday Blog # 123 ( hundred and twenty three) it is amazing that the words counter of the WordPress blog is working even without the net . WordPress is much better in so many ways but somehow i still prefer the bloggers .com . okay just forty words to go and the time is still 10 : 18 pm which means that there is a lot of time to make go beyond the target of the four thousand words without the internet cable broad band yes i did it i am over the four thousand words mark so now i am back on the track and i have also learned a very big lesson today with or without a teacher and a supervisor that i can do better without the net or in short to be accurate without a continues internet . I am so sure that without the internet and unnecessary media postings in between and the time wasting research and google search during this my the sunday blogs i can easily break my own previous records . Believe me this less colour full and more black & White text will not only look different but also look good and may make me feel euphoric . Anyways so lets now move on to the movies of the week ......






  • Parchi (2018) Rated 4 stars can't give it a 3star because that is for the turkies . While watching this movie so many times i felt as if now this will rise up ....now it will make me change my mind ....Anyways it is a really good effort 
  • Jia aur Jia (2017) Rated 6 stars Aha yet another foreign made dead end movie . Okay i will be more carefull , mindfull , i do usually count the hits especially from the Nordic and Irish regions but these hit counters and trackers are not very precise and convincing and most people with such inhibitions and health issues have secure connections so you can never be safe than sorry but anyways i will definitely keep this in mind ...promise don't worry be happy . LOL feeling really Oakward reviewing this movie without a vulgar useless image anyways Smoking , Drinking and few other social evils kills ! LOL
  • Shaadi Mein Zaroor Aana (2017) Rated 8 stars . This is a tough one anything i say can and will be used against me . Thank God The All Mighty Allah Amen ! that there is nothing in this movie that i can relate to in my past and future life . No seriously i think that this small world syndrome must have been in many peoples lives and i am sure that most of the times hate wins .
  • Mumbai Underworld ( 2017)Rated 6 stars a really nice movie even though it has violence and too much reality but still i like it .
  • Shaapit: The Cursed (2010)Rated 5 stars Okay now this i can relate too ...lol yes working on it . lol 
  • The Last Lear (2007)Rated 6 stars its an english movie of amit jee and preity zinta and arjun rampal and those two of my very favorite actress . Okay i think its too late now i can't hide anywhere at least not in the three drums lets just forget it . The good thing is that when and if i died , will in peace . 
  • Mehrunisa V Lub U (2017)Rated 5 stars No its useless karachi the most dangerous city in the world will never change . 
  • Firangi (2017)Rated 5 stars Bollywood is using a lot of Mohandas karamchand barrister these days and he is saving a lot of love stories especially the comedy . 






  • Xcuse Me (2003) rerun . realised the moment i started watching . funny ending . 


  • So that's it ....really had fun watching these movies and after watching these movies i did not watch television much or the cable tv movies that is why i am not even concerned that there is no clean and clear crisp cable tv on my tv .

    Okay so there is still half and hour left and if i try i can make it up to the five thousand words easily but i thing i should let it go today and just end this right here . The coming week i am very sure will be very difficult for the country the city and my family as well . Myself i will be enjoying the week before the last sunday before the Bakra Eid . Eating well and watching the real life farmville everywhere . There will be lot to watch and lots to take selfies of . Walking on the streets and going to the market will not be very easy with all the cattle dunk everywhere . And imagine if it rained like the last year then there is still ten days to go before all this temporary farm can end . It will be a huge mess . dear merciful lord all mighty Allah Amen ! please make it rain ....Amen !

    LOL

    please please .....please !

    LOL

    just three hundred words more and i can make it to the five thousand words mark on the words counter for this my the Sunday Blog # 123 ( Hundred and twenty three ) without the internet and without the copy paste of the song lyrics .

    So the US and Pak Army are not quitting each other they will still have military exercises and training programs jointly . perhaps quality over quantity ....you never know .....LOL

    What can i say to make me love you ?
    no this is not the lyrics of the song can not possibly be ....

    LOL

    okay now i am turning on the data and find the song to post here before i say good bye and take leave for the week till the next Sunday which will also be the first Sunday Of the New Prime Minister and his cabinet . They have been such critic of the past governments and especially the ones in jail that it is hardly believable that pakistani politicians and their followers will welcome then with a bed of roses or something like that ....it will be a very very very thorny bumpy ride all the way i am so sure of . So all the best to the new Pakistan and the new Pakistan Government . lets see how long before they take back the full balance recharge of mobile easy load balance recharge on the orders of the honorable Chief Justice of the Supreme court of Pakistan .

    its all about the money ....dum dum da da dum

    LOL

    Okay so now hopefully the work will resume on our green line bus mass transit system and the garbage collections and sewerage and water systems . So i was wondering if the New Sindh government will take responsibility or will it keep blaming the centre government of PTI . and what about the local bodies will we have the same people or will they have a new system and new elections for the mayor of Karachi the most dangerous city in the world .
    And the biggest question when will we see a new province from the Punjab . That really seems like a lot of Blood Shed don't you think ? Anyways All the Best to All .

    My time is up So its have a nice and happy week ahead and a very Happy Independence Day of Pakistan to All

    Allah Hafiz !


    Lubna Nadeem Khushboo Ban Ke Mehak Raha ha



    Khushbu Ban Ke Mehak Raha Hai Mera Pakistan (Milli Naghma-Lyrics & Download )

    Khushbu Ban ke Mehak Raha hai
    Mera Pakistan.............................
    Pakistan.......................................
    Mera Pakistan.............................
    Hum Is ke Rakhwalay
    Yeh Hum sab ki Jaan
    Khushbu Ban ke Mehak Raha hai
    Mera Pakistan.............................
    Pakistan......................................
    Jlati Dhoop mai Is ka Parcham
    Hum par Yoon Lehraya
    Sohni Dharti ke Anchal ka
    Jese Sab par Saya
    Allah Ka Ahsaan Mera Pakistan
    Mera Pakistan ...........................
    Pakistan..................................... 
    Khushbu Ban ke Mehak Raha hai
    Mera Pakistan............................
    Pakistan.....................................
    Is ke Sahil Rok rahay hain 
    Tufanon ka Zor
    Is ke Behtay Daryaon mai
    Azaadi ka Shor
    Jeenay ka Samaam Mera Pakistan
    Mera Pakistan..............................
    Pakistan.......................................
    Khushbu Ban ke Mehak Raha hai
    Mera Pakistan............................
    Pakistan.....................................
    Is ki Shamain Jag mag jag mag
    Din bhi Roshan hain
    Chahat ki kaliyon se Mehakay
    Saray Aangam hai
    Hai Meri Pehchan Mera Pakistan
    Mera Pakistan..............................
    Pakistan.......................................
    Khushbu Ban ke Mehak Raha hai
    Mera Pakistan............................
    Pakistan.......................................



    Singer        : Lubna Nadeem
    Released    : 1986 ( Pakistan Television Islamabad ) 
    Poet           : Ahmed Nadeem Qasmi

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