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Sunday 16 April 2017

The Sunday Blog # 54

Today is the 16th of April 2017 the 18th of Rajab 1438 till the Sunset (6:55 pm) and this is my the Sunday Blog # 54.
So The Lent 2017 is finally over and today is the Easter Sunday . Happy Easter !

Any ways as i mentioned in my previous sunday Blog Who cares about Easter here . we have our own celebrations and Successes . Like the One we saw this week in Mardan . The Guy who got lynched is definitely successful in getting lynched and those who did it are extremely proud of doing it Good for them . So as they Say behind every Successful Man there is a Woman . So who was that woman ? must be something !! or is it a fake media News just to keep the ticker rolling and rolls of Newsprint moving ? Pakistan is not going anywhere these days But the Political Agents in Pakistan are going through  a very tough time . They are under pressure and extremely exhausted . Some are even fatigued .So events like these are usually a breath of fresh air to them . And for the NGOS and Press gangs its just a new life line . By the way this week Malala you save zai became an honorary Citizen kane i mean citizen of kenada yes an Honerary citizen of Kenada . The PrimeMinister of Kenada welcomed her and introduced her to the Parliament Mean while a few hundred miles away down at the whitehouse Mr Global President of the United States of Penta Gon authorised the Drop of Mother of all Bombs MOABs weighing in the red shorts about 20,000 pounds worth only about $ 314 millions The bomb, also known as the GBU-43B, was dropped in the Achin district of Nangarhar province, close to the border with Pakistan.



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Yes my dears Pakistan Image result for Achin district of Nangarhar province,
Achin District

Achin District

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Achin District
District
CJ-SOTF and ANA 201st Corps patrol in Achin District.
CJ-SOTF and ANA 201st Corps patrol in Achin District.
Achin District is located in the south of Nangarhar Province.
Achin District is located in the south of Nangarhar Province.
Country Afghanistan
ProvinceNangarhar Province
CapitalSra Kala
GovernorHaji Ghaleb Mujahed
Population (2006[1])
 • Total95,468
Time zoneD† (Afghanistan Standard Time) (UTC+4:30)
Achin (Pashtoاچين ولسوالۍ‎) is a district in the south of Nangarhar ProvinceAfghanistan. Its population is 100% Pashtun.[2]
Achin is home to the Shinwari tribe, one of the largest Pashtun tribes. It was a stronghold of the Mujaheddin during the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan.
During the April 2017 Nangarhar airstrike, the United States Air Force dropped a MOAB in Achin district which targeted a tunnel complex of an ISIS-affiliate located in the area,[3] and reportedly killed dozens of militants.[4]

Economy[edit]

The primary licit crop in Achin is wheat. Collecting and selling firewood, and manual labor, are other income-generating activities.[5] Tobacco is also grown in the district.[6]

Opium poppy[edit]

In 2000, UNDCP recorded 130 poppy-growing villages in Achin, making it the greatest opium growing district in eastern Afghanistan that year.[7]Image result for Achin district of Nangarhar province,

So never mind how the russians , chinese or the Koreans are taking this MOAB drop in Achin Afghanistan But here in karachi i heard somebody say " A small suicide bombs killed more in sehwan then this expensive MOAB . So Tell me Who is Great First ? " 
Well if you ask me or should you ask me موآب has so many meanings and translations that i am very every sure they didn't kill an Ant . Trust me its just an April Fools prank that arrived a fortnight late !

Kingdom of Moab
Monarchy
c. 13th century BC–c. 400 BC
A theoretical map of the region around 830 BCE. Moab is shown in purple on this map, between the Arnon and Zered rivers.
CapitalDibon
LanguagesMoabite
Political structureMonarchy
History
 • Establishedc. 13th century BC
 • Collapsedc. 400 BC

Moab mountain range viewed from Jordan Valley
And besides no fire no smoke who would believe a peacock dances in a jungle who seen her . No its not a code word its urdu proverb . very famousImage result for vidya balan

1:29 am Break ( 654 words )

8:01 am Good Morning !
the First tweet of the day 
So Lets resume this My the Sunday Blog with a special Prayer for the Occasion .

" Dear Merciful Lord All Mighty Allah The Beneficent The Merciful. Thankyou for everything you gave me that i did not deserve Help me remain steadfast and follow the straight path where i could win your blessings and favours . Please Forgive and Bless my dearly departed Parents and reward them with the best place in Heaven , Give a long life to all my living relatives and relations . Give Happiness and Prosperity to all those who pray and work for my better life . Give me health and Strength to survive any Non New clear or New Clear Test and be pleased with me always . Amen ! "

Okay so on this Happy Occasion lets not forget the poor and the downtroden religious minority who picks up our garbage every day six days a week even on eid and other holidays . Recently we have heard a lot about garbage lying in the city for eight years or so . Well its not possible because here in my neighbourhood the garbage is fresh every morning Public cum Private garbage collectors collect it from houses and dumps it at the permenent or temporary collections points every morning . Besides the religious minorites and the Paid Public and private workers such as jamadaars , sweepers , lady workers and household maids , There are also the afghan street kids usually seen with a large gunny bag and being chased by the stray Bitches suspecting them of kidnapping their ugly duckings or stealing their feast . The Afghan street kids with large gunny oh sorry we are now seperated from east Pakistan the large bags or sacks these Afghan street kids with large sacks carry on their backs and shoulders are usually Polypropylene sacks gone are the days of Hessians or other natural fibres. so where were we ...Oh yes Now this is not just the setup for collecting or cleaning garbage . Some New appartment complexes and as the hindi televison serials and bollywood movies call them the societies here have their own private workers or company collecting the garbage from every appartment or flat door these garbage collectors are usually seperate from the house maids or massies or kaam wali bais as they are usually called . Some House Maids Loves to take away the Plastic Bags full of Garbage from the houses they work for a few extra bucks and throw it anywhere you want . They Usually don't have the time or the energy to carry the garbage in plastic bags or shoppers to the nearest collection points at mid day or in the afternoon hot and humid sun . So sometimes they improvise and look for messy pavement dark alleys old trees dried bushes and PTCL installations (best options ) . Religious , faith, political differences and Children disputes often motivate or misguide the destination of these garbage plastics bags and shoppers . Oh yes how could i forget the growing street parking dispute issue which is now the biggest of all motivations in areas like mine . So Please don't waste your time listening to a floor crossing on bail mayor who must be planning to china cut the KMC head office and Centrail Jail as we enjoy this Easter Sunday after the Lent 2017 and go see whose Maid or massie is throwing the plastic bag full of dirty garbage where and enjoy the Joy ride . LOLRelated image

9:38 am Break (1263 words )

10:12 am No halwa puri No Break fast no sooper cookies just minted tea hours old and second hand smoke from cheap cigs . Actually the Somalian warlord builders Mafia So to speak trying very desperately to save the Amazon lifeboat and make dollars after the US Navy takes away the Captain and make Dollars has not given a day off today to their labourers here in my Neighbourhood so while all the locals are still sleeping and enjoying the blessing of the Happy Easter Sunday these lesser God children are working harder on a day like today . Anyways , Today i have been excused from the only chaapa i could have expected from the sister's family because they already made a chaapa last night . They must have got stuck in traffic coming from two towns away in this mega polis because they missed the dinner and refused to eat maybe to save me from a "Last Supper '  LOL . ya they left before midnight and Easter Sunday . Anyways i am very glad they came and i got the chance to wish my dearest little sister and childhood friend a very Happy Belated Birthday . ThankGod her next Happy Birthday is on Saturday next year . I hope and Pray the traffic conditions between us improves by then . If there was a good clean traffic flow like most modren cities of the world have they could have easily reached here before my third helping as the distance is not that great But anyways as they Say its the thought that counts BLNT (better luck next time ) Amen ! and a very Happy Easter Sunday to all those who get stuck in traffic jams every day of the week and the weekends especially here in Jamshed town and especially between kashmir road and Tariq Road . Amen to that too !!Image result for pass with flying colors

10:55 am Break ( 1567 words )


11:54 am No tarkari No break fast Not even minted tea or sooper cookies . Only Second hand Smoke . Some how my break coincided with the labourers break or ...Anyways while i stretch my legs or relax the back and shoulders these guys smoke cheap cigs and talk on mobile with God Knows Who during the breaks . Things i could never do to relax even if its a paid over load . Ya ya .

Anyways its noon or past few minutes after noon so may be there is a chance that is sort of a fast may end very soon now . Thank God i did not go to tariq road today for break fast or Puri and Nashta not even for an extended walk must be the Prayers of my dearly Departed Parents Papa ( may his soul Rest in Peace in Heaven Amen ! ) and Ammi ( May Her Soul Rest in Peace in Heaven Amen !) that kept me from going to see a sleepless Billo Rani live inaugurating the road repairs and making Dollars project . Man how much i will miss these fun things when i die and go to Heaven Amen !

Okay so i am so close to a two thousand words mark on the words counter but before i blog some more i have to do a lot of research today had a very relaxed week last week did not do much research and was also not expecting to be doing a lot of write up today on a Easter Sunday after the Lent 2017 . as a matter of fact somebody asked me what your Sunday Blog is going to be about and i replied no no its Easter Sunday i will probably put up a holiday sign and keep posting the food pictures all day or at the end of the day when ever i got a good chance and just go out and enjoy and eat . But at midnight i started this my the Sunday Blog # 54 and after the first hour and half i was way ahead in the write up so i changed the plan and decided i will do as i normally do but today when i got up and went to the shop to bring milk for tea and stuff it was so humid and i was so sweating or perspiring that i said to my self " Wasiq you have been so bad reminding every one about the Lent 2017 and did not fast a single day not even a half day during the Lent atleast avoid some eating wasteful totally wasteful eating for few hours until you can't because of hunger or weakness or elders pressure and good time . Amen ! " so here i am not eating anything for health and believe me i feel really great now . It Does not feel very humid any more now . I don't think the weather changed much in the past few hours but i certainly feels different and much relaxed both inside and outside . and since i have both cooked and uncooked stuff and shops and restuarants open there is no fear that i could be left hungry at the end of the day if i missed eating a few breaks or the dear merciful Lord will give away what he kept for me to the poor or needy or the rich and powwerful . May be the Lord will Who Knows But still looking at the track record it is very hard to imagine . Anyways its time to take a break a long break and socialise with my dear elder siblings Have Fun !

12:40 pm Break ( 2161 words )

2:21 pm Okay No second hand Smoke during this break the test or the tensions must be gone . I had choley and fresh tea without mint leaves or any other very helpful very healthy spicey ingridient .
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Prada humare naam se uthi choley khaie wasiq ney....
Why ? 

So if its not me then the weather here in karachi has definitely changed from clear blue and humid to partly cloudy and windy cool . WOW !

Okay so if i did cross the three thousand words mark on the words counter in the next three hours then i could still finish and call it a day and enjoy the rest of the Easter Sunday after the Lent 2017 . or i could just lie down and relax and watch television or a Movie and enjoy  a walk on my New Tariq Road gifted by Making Dollars Saein Government after making Dollars so hopefully the prices of things especailly the food items may go down a little even if not for me at least for the ghaat ghaat jo maarRoun ho hithay achaan aein freely ghumaan pheran aein paaRn  Paisa kharch kanda . Mehrbani saein Mehrbaani .

Okay now getting back to the choley no no i am not taking a break here . Ever since i started getting choley cooked at home regularly it is becoming very difficult to go and eat the road side stuff and also because of the dirt and sand and germs in the air which cannot be over looked at times still some times the smell and taste of particular food item do lure towards itself . Just this week i went for a beef roll in the commercial market behind the glitz and glamour of Tariq Road and nearly tripped on the overflowing sewarage from exposed gutters and yesterday afternoon while i was returning from Zahid on tariq road with Beef Biryani , our neighbourhood jamadaar was called by a neighbour to expose the gutters on my way but thanks to the traffic or maybe his bicycle tires had less air in the tube then my excitement i reached home first we were neck to neck when we entered the ally if only i had been two minutes late i would have had the honour of ogling extremely full sewarage gutters main holes while carrying the shopper of aromatic and tasty Biryani in my hand . Any ways if i have survived this long i don't think a few more months or a year can really bring some very drastic change in the thinking of either of us . Cheers !


okay now i got to go and watch CNN so hopefully i will be back soon and if i could not make it back then enjoy have fun on this a very Happy Easter after the Lent 2017 .

3:55 pm Break ( 2623 words )

6:21 pm So here i am back once again almost half an hour to go before the Sunset at 6:55 pm on this very beautiful amazing cool Easter Sunday . ( Wave Sound ) LOL
Ya Allah !!

okay taking a break to watch CNN was a waste of time because Both the CNN and BBC were ex communicated here . very sorry for that King Kone came loud and clear .
So the question is what's Easter got to do with Rome , Easter eggs and Easter Bunnies . To answer this and all the other very related Questions about Happy Easter or the Whole Holy week and the week after and before Easter Sunday after the Lent year after year and this year as Lent 2017 , i will have to do a lot of Study and research and google search So Dear Lord All Mighty Allah Please grant me wisdom and understanding Health and Happiness Amen !

So i haven't been to the wax museum yet but i always wonder how much does it cost to make the first statue of some one very famous if its not too much then why there is no other one just like it in Iraq , libya and syria ?


Why ? 
okay so its time for the Break i 'll be back soon , 
 6: 48 pm Break ( 2834 words)

19th Rajab 1438
30°C
8:18 pm Good Evening !
okay went to the tandoor just now and brought nan and roti for the Mutton Korma shalgham boti salaan LOL Image may contain: foodImage may contain: drink and foodImage may contain: foodImage may contain: food

Well it smells like mutton korma and tastes like mutton korma but somehow it ended up looking like this so its happy Easter after lent 2017 and i am getting a mutton korma cooked without my help by the unapposed home bar president so what can i say
you know what this reminds me of my dearly departed Papa may his soul rest in peace in heaven Amen ! ) He used to give a lot of respect and credit  to my dearly departed Ammi ( May her Soul rest in Peace in Heaven Amen ! ) for her cooking by saying "syedani kay haath ka hai " Image result for tears in eyes

8:52 pm Break ( 2963 words )

10:24 pm Anyways LOL Image result for in the limelight idiom meaning

So lets move to the movies of the week and End this my the Sunday Blog # 54 on this Easter Sunday after the Lent 2017 .

1. Red Dawn (2012)
2.Highway
3.Tracers (2015)
4. Losers (2010)
5. Vow (2012)
6. Captain Phillips (2013)

okay i had fun watching these movies for a multiple of very varied reasons . First of All they were guilt free movies that is no download from net sites and torrents . second the copy was better sound and picture , third the sworn life long enemies or the deranged well wishers  or what ever were under un measurable pressure . fourth it was the last week of the lent 2017 so i was very relaxed .

Red Dawn is an interesting thought provoking story liked it .
tracers is run of the mill mafia china town story
losers a covert ops story very nice
vow memory loss wife forgets her husband and lover after accident good story nice movie
And the last one a true story of somalia pirates i used some referrences above as well Tom hanks nailed it again . good to watch will watch again loved the way they say  making dollars ....very nice !

 And Now the Final Prayer of the Happy Easter after the lent 2017 before i end this my the Sunday Blog # 54 .

" Dear Merciful Lord all Mighty Allah Thank you for everything good in my life . Thank you that today i had so much to eat both fresh and frozen . Thank you that nobody died during the Lent 2017 or on the Easter Sunday today from amonst my relations and neighbours . Please grant long life to all my relatives and relations . May the Souls of my dearly departed parents  Papa and Ammi rest in Peace in Heaven . Amen ! "


Okay i believe its about time i should take leave and end this my the Sunday Blog # 54 on the Easter sunday after the Lent 2017 with prayers and best wishes for all friends and well wishers near and far . But before i go and end this my the Sunday Blog #54 here is one of very very famous songs of my times not sure if kids these day get to hear stuff like this or not but surely i haven't heard it in a very long time before just now . Hope everybody survives the next week untill then Goodbye and have fun enjoy this one the greatest of all times .

Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe   








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