Today is the Sunday the 20th of May 2018 the 4th of Ramzan 1439 till the Sunset ( 7:11 pm Karachi) And this is my the Sunday Blog # 111 ( Hundred and Eleven) in dollar terms or in the cricket terms it is also called the Nelson's Blood and considered extremely unlucky . Okay i knew it you wont believe me so here it is the first copy and paste of the day during this my the Sunday Blog # 111 ( hundred and eleven ) ....
okay never mind
1:01 am Break ( 604 words)
4:09 am
okay i have done sehri for the fourth roza ( fast ) and its almost time for the fajr prayer so i take a break to brush my teeth and wadu with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
4:13 am Break ( 689 words)
5:20 am One hour has already passed since the sehri time end in karachi . Usually i sleep at this time but today i have had enough sleep from one am in the morning after the first break fall instantly asleep and then woke up at 2:30 am with a smell of the frying from the kitchen and fall back to sleep after taking the pictures . Then woke up or was woken up at four . Eat the sehri hurriedly and then came here at 4:09 am . so i believe that was enough sleep for the night but sitting here at this hour when the whole jamshed town is sleeping or trying to will be much difficult for me to stay awake for long and specially after constantly looking at the screen for long . Anyways
So the Invictus ( unconquered ) Prince Harry got hitched by an American actress and not by any American actress he got hitched by the American Actress who plays Rachel Zane the senior para legal in the most seductive tv series of recent times June 23, 2011-Apr 25, 2018 . it is the only the second law related television series since
Ima Robot – Greenback Boogie Lyrics
6:53 am Break ( 1546 words)
1:05 pm Good Afternoon !
the first morning tweet
Sun 4th Ramzan 1439
34°C
1:00 pm Okay i am up but the head is still spinning and the outside is again sizzling at above 40°C with no wind at all Ramzan Kareem !
These day s the news tickers are talking about a new phenomenon of sea winds being blocked or something
#Karachi: Aj, Peer, Mangal Aur Budh Ko Shadeed Garmi Pary Gi, Sindh K #Capital Me Darja Hararat 44'C Tak Hoga. Samandari Hawain Din Me Band Rhy Gi. #MET
don't know what that means and who is turning off the sea winds and why ? usually we blame land grabber malik riaz for every thing un explained here but honestly this seems out of his league ..what do you thing . In my childhood i remember when we use to have a day or two of heat like this on the third or fourth day we use to have thick clouds and little shower to make us believe that there is a dear God All Mighty Allah Amen ! hearing us . But now the Land mafia and Builder mafia doing all kinds of weird stuff like cutting down the decades old trees making roads with sand and mud and boring every nook and corner for water instead of supplying it from the natural source or desalinate from the sea . So technically he is to blame for all this mess . Good Lord !
okay lets check the twitter see if we can find anything interesting for the day
The Royal divorce is going strong and our dear ms Markle of california is Now
the Duchess of Safe sex ....wow !
since i am fasting so i better leave it at this and move on ...
oh my it is time for the namaz break . So here i take a Zuhr Prayer break with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
1:38 pm Break (1937 words)
2:38 pm yes no wind and burning hot outside . the crows have come down from the tree and drinking water from the pond no they are not fasting today . the neighbour's armed guard is sitting with both eyes closed under our tree on the kerb and there is nothing i can do about it . Except being thankful to the dear mercuful lord All Mighty Allah Amen ! that he did not make me an Armed Guard of the Neighbours . Anyways we must not compare because most of the time the neighbours appears to be in worse shape then this armed guard could ever be . almost hell !!
Oh my God , our cooking mafia is up and free from all praying and reciting and now have started the frying . Unfortunately this place where i am sitting is so close to the kitchen so i am the first to catch the smell of frying . This must be the dahi bara because usually nobody fry the pakora so early that is there is still four hours to go before the iftar at 7:12 pm .
Anyways thanks to her proactive mannerism we were able to pull the most outrageous fourth death Anniversary ( Barsi ) fateha of my dearly departed Ammi ( May her soul rest in peace in heaven Amen !) this week on the second of Ramzan iftar . despite the FIA , Airforce the whole #@$%&* JIT opposing and sending their ill-will . We even had the farm fresh mangoes on the table spread and Ice cream later on . If Ammi ( May her Soul Rest in Peace in Heaven Amen ! ) would have been alive she would have really liked this and felt proud of us all .
Nelson (cricket)
Nelson is a piece of cricket slang terminology and superstition.
The name, applied to team or individual scores of 111 or multiples thereof (known as double nelson, triple nelson, etc.) is thought to refer to a wicket.[1] Longtime cricket historian and scorer, Bill "Bearders" Frindall once referred to it online as "one eye, one arm and one etcetera", implying that Nelson's alleged third lost body part was "something else", however this is equally mythical. In the 1939 film of Goodbye, Mr Chips a schoolboy refers to Nelson in these terms: "One arm, one eye, one destiny". Umpire David Shepherd during a radio interview to mark his retirement explained it as "One arm, one eye and one lump of sugar in his tea."[2]
So lucky or not since i am not playing cricket here i need no worry about a thing . What i need to worry about at the moment is that after a day of fasting as in no eat no drink from twilight to sunset and then a taravee prayer on the hottest day ever i am absolutely drowsy and exhausted . And this is just not it . Ever since i break the fast after sunset nearly 7:12 pm yesterday since it is the Sunday morning now half passed the midnight , i have eaten food that i usually don't . like fried prawns pakoras and mango and icecream and jetsport , bananas and pulao and lots of water and fruit sharbat drink . in just five hours or so . So now i am not really sure how long can i go on and on doing this my the Sunday Blog # 111 ( Hundred and Eleven )
Oh No i am so sleepy tonight or morning that i absolutely forget to say Ramzan Kareem or Ramzan Mubarak or whatever okay my back and neck is hurting so i need a break right now or i will fall . Can't sleep because if i sleep then i wont be able to get up for sehri and even if i got up i have no idea what i will eat sleep walking . So it is better that i shut this off and go lie down and watch the pyar lafzon mein kahan on my mobile app
Pyaar Lafzon Mein Kahan (پیار لفظوں میں کہاں) - Apps on Google Play
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=pyaar.lafzon.mein.kahan.hayat...
Pyaar Lafzon Mein Kahan is one of the best turkish drama serial translated in urdu and hindi. Pyar Lafzo Mein Kahan is a love story of two beautiful couple Murat ...
Why ?
Because the cable guys discontinued the channel Filmazia on which it was shown twice a week Sat and Sun . Honestly it is more fun watching this turkish soap serial on the mobile app without the ads . does ads have one d or two d's anyways who cares . So gradually they are trying to save me from the cable tv . Good thankyou ! imagine life without tv or cable tv . Well i don't think it is possible in the near future because for watching movies everybody will still need and tv and good movies source like the online movies system most popular is ...oh can i take the name of that
okay never mind
1:01 am Break ( 604 words)
4:09 am
okay i have done sehri for the fourth roza ( fast ) and its almost time for the fajr prayer so i take a break to brush my teeth and wadu with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and AmmiMay the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
4:13 am Break ( 689 words)
5:20 am One hour has already passed since the sehri time end in karachi . Usually i sleep at this time but today i have had enough sleep from one am in the morning after the first break fall instantly asleep and then woke up at 2:30 am with a smell of the frying from the kitchen and fall back to sleep after taking the pictures . Then woke up or was woken up at four . Eat the sehri hurriedly and then came here at 4:09 am . so i believe that was enough sleep for the night but sitting here at this hour when the whole jamshed town is sleeping or trying to will be much difficult for me to stay awake for long and specially after constantly looking at the screen for long . Anyways
So the Invictus ( unconquered ) Prince Harry got hitched by an American actress and not by any American actress he got hitched by the American Actress who plays Rachel Zane the senior para legal in the most seductive tv series of recent times June 23, 2011-Apr 25, 2018 . it is the only the second law related television series since
Ally McBeal (TV Series 1997–2002) ,
only this was anything but comedy and the theme song difference makes it extremely clear
Ima Robot – Greenback Boogie Lyrics
See the money wanna stay, for your meal
Get another piece of pie, for your wife
Everybody wanna know, how it feel
Everybody wanna see, what it's like
Baby wanna be a queen, well alright
We all deserve the finer things, in this life
So working on a little job, in the night
It's forty dollars an hour when I, see the light
The boss say you got a little time, and oh my
He'll be working in a small box, till he die
Me, I gotta be free, all my life
I want a little cream cheese, in my pie
Alright...
Yeah! I'll step back, while you go dance
The greenback boogie
Mother f*ing boogie
Now I'm putting on a big wig, walking hard
Hanging with them big pigs, all them dogs
Got me a couple ideas, straight from God
I want a bean pie
Order me a bean pie
I'll even eat a bean pie, I don't mind
Me and Missy is so very busy busy making money
Alright...
All step back, I'm 'bout to dance
The greenback boogie
The greenback boogie
Boogie now for me
Say, it's far better, when you give it away
It's called the greenback boogie
What people don't say, I say
It's better, when you give it away
It's called the greenback boogie
Don't give it all away now, I say
It's better, when you give it away
It's called the greenback boogie
Don't give it all away now, I say
See the money wanna stay, for your meal
I'll say it's gonna put some love, in your life
Don't you really wanna know, how it feel?
Everybody wanna see, what it's like
Babe you wanna be inside, it ain't lies
We all know there's better things in this life
Yes I'll step out, for your last dance
Doin' the greenback boogie
Mother f*ing boogie
Boogie oogie oogie
Greenback Boogie
Come on back to paradise
Come on back to paradise
Come on back to paradise
Come on back to...
Come on back to...
Come on back to paradise
Come on back to paradise
Come on back to paradise
Come on back to...
Come on back to...
It's the greenback boogie
It's the greenback boogie
Don't give it all away now
Don't give it all away now, I say
It's better, when you greenback boogie
Well don't give it all away
Well don't give it all away, I say
It's better...
It's the greenback boogie
Don't give it all away...
So getting back to the Royal wedding which may last long after all the series Invictus has lasted this long but i am no expert on thing like these so leave it and have fun . No i did not watch the movie oh i mean the Royal Wedding because first it was the load shedding time 4 pm to 5 pm then it was the asr prayer time so as the Archbishop of Canterbury was reading their vows on CNN live i was spreading the prayer mat near by in the other room . But who care about the pomp and show as long as show goes on and taken up by both foreign channels allowed by Pemra on my cable at the same time with almost similar vigor !!
“It’s not bragging if it’s true.”
*DISCLAIMER: This will not guarantee you a life as awesome as Harvey Specter’s.
Oh no two hours have passed since the sehri end time here in jamshed town of karachi the most dangerous city in the world . Oh by the way i was not informed about the bahria loosing yet another titanic
Okay so i believe its time for another break but first i wish to thank mian sab nawaz sharif and the dawn group of industries .... for Whole heartedly declaring our very dear ISI the champion of the SAARC Kabaddi tournament . GOD BLESS YOU !“It’s not bragging if it’s true.”
*DISCLAIMER: This will not guarantee you a life as awesome as Harvey Specter’s.
1:05 pm Good Afternoon !
the first morning tweet
Sun 4th Ramzan 1439
34°C
1:00 pm Okay i am up but the head is still spinning and the outside is again sizzling at above 40°C with no wind at all Ramzan Kareem !
#Karachi: Aj, Peer, Mangal Aur Budh Ko Shadeed Garmi Pary Gi, Sindh K #Capital Me Darja Hararat 44'C Tak Hoga. Samandari Hawain Din Me Band Rhy Gi. #MET
don't know what that means and who is turning off the sea winds and why ? usually we blame land grabber malik riaz for every thing un explained here but honestly this seems out of his league ..what do you thing . In my childhood i remember when we use to have a day or two of heat like this on the third or fourth day we use to have thick clouds and little shower to make us believe that there is a dear God All Mighty Allah Amen ! hearing us . But now the Land mafia and Builder mafia doing all kinds of weird stuff like cutting down the decades old trees making roads with sand and mud and boring every nook and corner for water instead of supplying it from the natural source or desalinate from the sea . So technically he is to blame for all this mess . Good Lord !
the Duchess of Safe sex ....wow !
since i am fasting so i better leave it at this and move on ...
oh my it is time for the namaz break . So here i take a Zuhr Prayer break with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
1:38 pm Break (1937 words)
2:38 pm yes no wind and burning hot outside . the crows have come down from the tree and drinking water from the pond no they are not fasting today . the neighbour's armed guard is sitting with both eyes closed under our tree on the kerb and there is nothing i can do about it . Except being thankful to the dear mercuful lord All Mighty Allah Amen ! that he did not make me an Armed Guard of the Neighbours . Anyways we must not compare because most of the time the neighbours appears to be in worse shape then this armed guard could ever be . almost hell !!
Oh my God , our cooking mafia is up and free from all praying and reciting and now have started the frying . Unfortunately this place where i am sitting is so close to the kitchen so i am the first to catch the smell of frying . This must be the dahi bara because usually nobody fry the pakora so early that is there is still four hours to go before the iftar at 7:12 pm .
Anyways thanks to her proactive mannerism we were able to pull the most outrageous fourth death Anniversary ( Barsi ) fateha of my dearly departed Ammi ( May her soul rest in peace in heaven Amen !) this week on the second of Ramzan iftar . despite the FIA , Airforce the whole #@$%&* JIT opposing and sending their ill-will . We even had the farm fresh mangoes on the table spread and Ice cream later on . If Ammi ( May her Soul Rest in Peace in Heaven Amen ! ) would have been alive she would have really liked this and felt proud of us all .
Amen !
And the good thing was that i was also able to go to the Isha and taravee prayer on time with few minutes of rest lying in bed . While my dear Brother and sister and their nuclear families also reached their places two towns away . Hopefully they did not miss their prayers either . I did not ask But the traffic i know is very minimal for the first week of ramzan between the iftar and isha Until the devilish markets open up next week . then it is the traffic as usual and gradually goes to the jams With special pressure on the traffic police who makes special arrangements at least they think they do here in jamshed town and tariq road markets near me .
okay i hanged one of the digital Prayer time clock in veranda outside facing the lawn and this is what it reads a few minutes ago
one of the blessings of the fourth Barsi day of Ammi was that i discovered that the batteries in the other prayer time clock are rechargable and that my dear brother gave me a recharger last year was for it . Can you imagine how negatively i have been thinking for the past couple of weeks since the digital clocks screen went blank due to low batteries . Okay now the charger has room for only two batteries in the compartment so i have charged the two for the past twelve hours as mentioned on the leaflet type manual . Now the other two are charging hopefully we do not have the Loadshedding today because its the sunday today . Then my prayer time digital clock will be running again by the time i end this my the Sunday Blog # 111 ( hundred and eleven ) . The problem is that these thing don't start normally after inserting the batteries , they need to be re adjusted with code and locations settings etc etc . So if i am not too exhausted after finishing this my the Sunday Blog # 111 ( hundred and eleven ) then i will have ample time to set the clock and also watch the next episodes of the turkish soap pyar lafzon mein kahan . I was never watching it very seriously but now that i have nothing else to watch and the movies our multi- national cable company is showing these days without their box are mostly seen multiple times already and HBO has a new box of chinese mostly so after ramzan i will start downloading the pirated sites and apk market sites for free latest movies . So until then its mostly sleeping and eating .
oh this reminds me that after resisting the frying smell for almost an hour now we had an emergency meet up in the kitchen and complained about burning up all the tin of ghee in one day .
And besides in this holy month of Ramzan if you talk to someone cheerfully after few sentences he or she asks for money . And from the looks of the things it seems i am more likely to ask therefore most of the facebook friends are avoiding the facebook these day so as there is nothing new on the facebook / instagram and whatsapp the need for a facebook / instagram and whatsapp meetup is much less
lol.
Okay i will not ask for money Promise .....Chill man !
Ramzan Kareem !!
LOL
so here i take a break and go check the kitchen and tim of ghee first and then the digital prayer clock hanging outside on the wall . btw the site weather update says
4:15 pm Break ( 2868 words)
5:03 pm
okay so first the digital clock
a coconut fell from the tree
So there is no need for anything else today for iftar but what can i do because the iftar is already ready just in case the drowsiness takes over .
So thirteen hours have passed since the sehri time end at 4:20 am and now it is almost the Asr Prayer time okay no the asr prayer time has already started it was 5:09 pm but the prayer time at the mosque is either 5:30 or 5:45 pm we also have Asr azan much earlier about an hour early but nobody is doing anything about that fake azan because they are too rich and have friends everywhere .
Anyways pakistani media is surprised how to react to the news about the cold blood killing of an exchange program pakistani student in santa fe high school killing
These are the victims of the Santa Fe High School shooting - CNN
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/05/18/us/texas-school-shooting-victims/index.html
10 hours ago - (CNN) There were 10 people shot and killed in Friday's shooting at Santa Fe High School in Texas. At least 13 others were wounded. All 10 of ...Santa Fe
Elevation: 9.14 m
Weather: 24°C, Wind SE at 6 km/h, 96% Humidity
Hotels: 3-star averaging Rs 12,853. View hotels
Population: 13,205 (2016)
Local time: Sunday 7:27 AM
Area code: 409
Area: 44.81 km² (44.29 km² Land / 52 ha Water)
Pompeo offers condolences for Pakistani exchange student killed in ...
The Hill-20 hours ago
“I send my deepest condolences to the family and friends of Sabika Sheikh ... Fe High School in Texas, yesterday,” Pompeo said in a statement.
The word Exchange sounds as if somebody here must have taken her place in her parents house . He or she must be learning a lot these days with so many people coming to sabika's parents house for condolence as well the photo opportunity . Some may even be expressing their hatred against the United States and the Trump Administration . So little lime and so much cultural exchange especially the iftar and sehri and the food the neighbours and friends must be bring to sabika' s parents house . I would love to read the memoirs or blog of the sabika's exchange student .
So its is time for the Asr prayer and i take this break with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
5:43 pm Break ( 3374 words)
6:48 pm Nope the hot temperature is not going down and neither is the black hawkish helicopter which did not go over my head few minutes ago went diogonally towards the numaish / paracha interchange . Neem ki dal mein kala ?
I do wish to Thank the Karachi Electric for doing their best and making our lifes easy in this hot and burning weather as best they can .
Okay so the Iftar time is coming very near and i have to go and make my plate and chilled water so i should take a break here with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
7:04 pm Break (3608 words)
Sun 5th Ramzan 1439
34C
8:00 pm Good Evening !
So this is it yes . I need to lie down and let my back and neck relax before i get up go for the isha and taravee prayer . Since i am going to the non Airconditioning wali mosque this year because it is the last one in the neighbourhood without an airconditioning . Next year it will also have air conditioning full after the renovation work is finished . This mosque has a very low turn out this year because of the hot temperature and weather and half of them are upstairs for the lesser versions like fifteen day khatam Quran etc . The number of women and children are also very small . Special arrangements were made for them but i guess they are really not interested . Anyways even though i usually return before eleven pm but still if i am not able to return to this my the Sunday Blog #111 ( Hundred and Eleven ) after the taravee prayer due to any reason then this is the end here.
8:20 ( 3818words)
11:01 pm Yes i have returned safely from the mosque after the fifth night of taravee prayer . Qari saab recited the sura al maida which is the fifth Sura of Al Quran the Holy Book of Islam from the dear all knowing and wise All Mighty Allah Amen !
قُلْ أَتَعْبُدُونَ مِن دُونِ اللَّهِ مَا لَا يَمْلِكُ لَكُمْ ضَرًّا وَلَا نَفْعًا ۚ وَاللَّهُ هُوَ السَّمِيعُ الْعَلِيمُ - 5:76
Say, "Do you worship besides Allah that which holds for you no [power of] harm or benefit while it is Allah who is the Hearing, the Knowing?"
Okay so America is a terrorist Nation today Wow ! and karachi wins yet another high profile media attention Ramzan Funeral ....Yay !
Thank you US for killing us. First your diplomat hit and killed a citizen on Pakistani roads then you invited us and killed us there. #SabikaSheikh
I think a JIT should be formed to investigate how many other activities they are promoting directly or indirectly through media groups like TVOne in misleading and corrupting and trafficing the youth of Karachi to the United States and its Allies .
All fake universities and institutes should also be investigated for luring the youth of Pakistan for going abroad for higher education and greener pastures . The Visa malpractices should also be checked regardless of the diplomatic immunities . A minimum staff should be demanded and extra centers should be immediately closed after all the future of our youth is at stake and in danger .
Okay it is time for me to say good bye and end this my the sunday Blog #111 ( hundred and eleven ) . Oh by the way i forgot did i ? no !
So hopefully i will be back next sunday for an interesting Second Sunday Blog in this holy Month of Ramzan Amen !
Jon Wolfe - That Girl In Texas (Official Video
I woke up this morning not feeling right
It wasn't the beer that I drank last night
It's the state I'm in
I just know I'm not where I'm meant to be
I heard a southern wind calling out to me
"Go back home again!"
Now I'm standing at the lonely end of the path I chose
And I can't stop thinking about the things I miss the most
Might be those Saturday nights and the honky tonks and the rodeos
Or the way the sun sets in the hills of San Antonio
Might be the dust from my boots
The miles of fence line
That old Rio Grande or the wide open sky
But my best guess is it's that girl in Texas
I spend all day packing up my truck
My boss forgot to wish me luck when I said "So long"
It's high time I undo my mistake
So I'll drive all night down that interstate
Till I'm all the way gone
I know deep down in my heart it's what I've gotta do
And if anyone ask me what I'm most looking forward to
Yeah!
Might be those Saturday nights and the honky tonks and the rodeos
Or the way the sun sets in the hills of San Antonio
Might be the dust from my boots
The miles of fence line
That old Rio Grande or the wide open sky
But my best guess is it's that girl in Texas
Yeah I came way to see her smile and face
And I couldn't tell you why I ever left that place
I miss those Saturday nights and the honky tonks and the rodeos
And the way the sun sets in the hills of San Antonio
Her beautiful smile, bright blue eyes
Holding her close in the moonlight
What I miss most is that girl in Texas
What I love most is that girl in Texas
That girl in Texas
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