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Sunday, 6 May 2018

The Sunday Blog # 109

Today is the Sunday the 6th of May 2018 the 19th of Shaban 1439 till the Sunset ( 7:03 pm , Karachi ) and this is my the Sunday Blog # 109 ( Hundred and Nine)
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So it seems that the hell that was let loose on Karachi in the form of heat wave is now slipping away and the weather outside right now is so cool and windy that i feel so silly sitting here in this room in front of fan wasting the karachi electric's hard produced and supplied electric power . The Other day i was at a milk shop  to buy the white milk pudding called here the Dahi elsewhere it is also known as yogurt or curd or laban or labnah etc, on my way back from the mosque and an armed sindh police men was teasing the guy behind the counter . Not really sure what the matter was nor i was the least interested . But it always disturbs me that we were not able to break this monopoly of the Karachi Electric previously the KESC or the Karachi Electric Supply Corporation. and in future the Shanghai Electric or Something Chinese ( simplified) . But then who cares because most of the karachites are so poor they can't afford a whole lot of continues electric power anyways and especially during these hot and humid or dry and burning weather . So Praiseth the dear Merciful Lord All Mighty Allah Amen ! at least people of karachi can afford and has abundantly available the white milk pudding called here the Dahi elsewhere it is also known as yogurt or curd or laban or labnah etc . So a Hearty Thanks to the Sindh Police and Her Majesty's Gov . By the way today i was given small and dirty eggs So no thanks to you know who .....


عمرِ دراز مانگ کے لائے تھے چار دن

دو آرزو میں کٹ گئے، دو انتظار میں
Umr-e-daraz maang ke laye thae chaar din
do aarzoo mein kat gaye do intezaar mein

It so sad that my dear brother and his nuclear Family is still without the cable in their new home two towns away while i am enjoying it as his gift to us . Over the years there have been So many thins when i was over the edge to have it shut down and move to the PIB or the Bahadurabad Networks But the thought that it was a gift from my dear Brother , we let it be . Okay this does not mean that anybody can blame my dear Brother for all the bad things i did here on the internet because internet was following me since mid nineties when even had no idea that it has arrived in Pakistan. Honestly i am extremely proud of the write up Blogs i did before the cable broadband at the local internet cafe . I don't know how or why , ever since i left the school and exams . I have begin to love the write ups and blogs pressured by running out time . And believe you me i have learned typing so fast and so accurate from none other than my self  on the computer keyboards . I ran away from the typing institute after few classes and never replied to their reminders . It really seemed like a waste of afternoon sleep time at that time and now i am too glad that i made the right choice . Funny they send the reminders to call me back as if i have deserted the @#$% Army .
 Anyways , despite all my wish and hope and prays we are now in the Second Gloomy Sunday after a whole Gloomy week . So Anyways let me give the only Good and Bright News of This Gloomy Week . 
The Mangoes Season has begin with or without the ...you know who ...



Praiseth the Dear Lord All Mighty Allah Amen !

Okay now my eyes are closing down and the mouth is so dry so i need a break here but i am not sure if i will be able to come back tonight or not . So if i could not come back then i will definitely try to return as early as possible after dawn . But i still think that the night or morning is still young and i must return and add a few hundred words before the long sleep break for this my the Sunday Blog # 109 ( Hundred and nine ) ,
2:26 am Break ( 727 words)

5:16 am Okay so i tried and tried to get up and get back to this my the Sunday Blog # 109 (hundred and Nine ) and even had the hot tea and biscuits , but the eyes did not open so now it the Fajr time so i better hurry or i will fall asleep sitting again . So i take a break with the prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen! 


5:21 am Break ( 840 words)

11:00 am Good Morning !
The morning tweet :
Sun 19th Shaban 1439 
34°C
 10:52 am Day 11 : Trying to wake up : Brunch is ready but can't eat because i am afraid the heat wave will get me woke up sweaty and just had tea which made it worse . tap water is already gone so lets see what happens


 So you may notice a little change in my food pictures today of the Sunday Brunch and the ones before earlier . What happened is that my dear sister bought a new mobile which she is constantly trying to sell to me and i am refusing because it is bigger than my pocket and for the bigger size i am already looking for the tab which may be cheaper and bigger for my games . So anyways she gave me her old mobile for free . Unfortunately its camera is hopeless so i am still trying to find ways to use it anyways and downloaded this app from the play store which did not improve the picture a whole lot but did turn off that awful capture sound and fixed the white balance so i don't have to change it everytime i take the picture or click the camera app on . Now that's a relief . Also it has some on screen features like adding a text stamp on every click , flick or pic whatever . So i added my profile name that is of course WASIQ1 and then the time and date  oh sorry the date and time to be exact . it also has the option of geo position but i choose to let it go for now as i am not taking it outside just now in case i drop it or lost it . Honestly i have already dropped it once in less than a week but please don't tell my sister Because giving it to me does not mean that she has given up its ownership or care . On the other hand using the almost useless and old mobiles and technology and IT devices i am now really feeling like a British Taxman's Son instead of you know who ...who can squeeze the sucked up lemon .
Okay it too much of euphoria time to turn to the bread oven tandoor queue but the whole town is buring hot like a tandoor today and the bread is not required because i have no plans of eating heavy today And Chances of Chaapa has reduced to a great extent because my dear brother and his nuclear family will be waiting all day for the cable guy and other professionals like plumbers , carpainters etc etc And sister's nuclear family will be waiting even more now as they say in the unwritten British Constitution ...Sardaar topoun ka rukh badal giya hai ....LOL

Anyways now back to the Royal wedding and the breaking news is

I know you want me (want me)
You know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me (want me)
You know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)
One-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro
Rumba (sí)
Ella quiere su rumba (¿cómo?)
Rumba (sí)
Ella quiere su rumba (¿cómo?)
Sí es verdad que tú eres guapa
Yo te voy a poner gozar
Tú tiene la boca grande
Vale ponte a jugar (¿cómo?)
One-two-three-four
Uno-dos-tres-cuatro (woo-oh!)
Stick to the clock, on my way to the top uh
Pit got it locked from brews to the locker
R-I-P uh, big and pac
That he's not, but damn he's hot
Label flop but Pit won't stop
Got her in the car, quit playin' with his (¿cómo?)
Watch him make a movie like Alfred Hitchcock, ha enjoy me


Yes Feregi is out of the Picture now for good .....heard they are cooking a nihari of his brain and the fans are morning all over the world . Great wasn't he dead already ? Anyways he's on the karachi trend as well on the twitter . Thank God the All Mighty Allah Amen ! that it is the Sunday today and i have the day off  from the mosque because you have no idea how big the Binori's are the fans of this game and clubs .

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Okay i believe that i have done the job for this morning session and crossed over the fifteen hundred words mark on the words counter for this my the Sunday Blog # 109 (hundred and nine ) and if i had not been doing the research and net browsing i might have crossed the two thousand words mark on the words counter for this my the Sunday Blog # 109 ( hundred and nine ) but anyway i am quite happy with this for now and i believe that i can take a Facebook Meet up break and Zuhr Prayer Break now because i don't want to be doing this my the sunday Blog # 109 ( hundred and nine ) on the top of the hour without saving what i have already done if the load shedding happens on the top of the hour next . For the past couple of weeks they are not doing the load shedding on Sunday during this my the Sunday Blog s  but then there is no guarantee of anything here in jamshed town of Karachi the Most dangerous city in the world . Oh this reminds me that London which used to be an equal and opposite of karachi the most dangerous city in the world , is now fast catching up maybe because of harbouring MQM london , Free Karachi cabs and buses laundered and plundered money and the fugitive brothers of Baji Maryam . But whatever be the reason it really hurts us here how badly Our very dear media and law personality's political ambitions were bruised and tarnished and ripped apart recently in London tube station
Hon te banda londano ve nee ja sakda ay ki panga ay ...??? @#$%^&*(&

Anyways we all wish mr Naeem Bukhari a speedy recovery because that's all he will get as metro police don't take their job seriously they don't have experience or training like Karachi the most dangerous city in the world Police and Sindh Police has
 Okay my time is up only few minutes left before the top of the hour oh no the zuhr azans in jamshed town mosques have already started so i am late again i should have taken this break for the zuhr prayer and facebook / instagram / whatsapp much earlier anyways so now  i take a break here with the Prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
12:56 pm Break ( 2012 words)

3:25 pm 
Okay Praiseth  the dear lord All Mighty Allah Amen ! the weather is now getting so much better , cool and windy .


So anyways i am too sleepy after eating this
So now i am looking for a good excuse to end this my the Sunday Blog # 109 ( Hundred and Nine ) without any good excuse  right now right here . The mood down here is too Sunday gloomy as it remained all week and in order to not disturb it much i did not even watched too many movies . Well honestly there were not much of a good stuff on this week as it was a very holy religious week and event 


of Shab-e-Baraat . For decades and centuries their use to be two kinds of people celebrating the Shab-e-Baraat very religiously . One celebrating it spiritually and the other celebrating it mischievously . The first one preparing and offering fateha over sweets and halwas and sharing it with relatives and friends during the day and then praying all night for the dearly departed as well as themselves and then fasting for the next  day if they had the strength to do so . And the other people would do the fireworks and fire crackers all day and especially during the night of Shab-e- Baraat that is the night between the 14th and 15th of Shaban . This week here in my neighbourhood of Jamshed town not a single fire cracker was heard all day and night . At night as i was going to the mosque for the isha prayer i did hear and see the 4th of july kind of fireworks beyond the jamshed town territory on the sky which cannot be possibly be called or blamed as the Shab-e- Baraat fireworks no not a chance . So what do you suppose must have happened to the other side ?? too many frequent flyer miles by to and fro visits to dubai and canada  or the Free minutes Free SMS and Free MBs yaqeeni offers by neelam Munir and other super models and actors on All cable news channels . By the way what is the follow up on the samosa notice on the mobile easy load recharge ghunda tax by the mobile companies and regulators ? Is the Honourable Chief Justice of Pakistan Supreme court going to get us our money back or is he just going to tell them to change their name from PM nawaz to PM Khaqan and let the show go on ....Well the time is up so delay defeats the justice . 

 It is quarter passed the top of the hour and there is no point in taking the break now or at least till the next half hour when it will be time for the Asr Azan and prayer break . My eyes are not fully awake and so is my body but some how my mind is still working and so it my hands which is typing at a very good speed. Just now i crossed the two thousand five hundred words mark on the words counter for this my the Sunday Blog # 109 ( Hundred and nine) which mean that in this exactly whole hour from 3:22 pm to 4:22 pm i have done over five hundred words of my own no copy no paste ...Amazing isn't it ? So i am still doing much better than the pe-ers and elected alike .
So i am not really very sure about the rest of the country But here in Karachi the most dangerous city in the world and my home in the Jamshedtown of karachi the most dangerous city in the world The Democracy has finally arrived . Now if i wanted to eat a beef roll or Burger for the dinner or Supper after the midnight then i will eat whatever i decide as there seems to be a very little chance of family dinner here and since i wont be free today or go out so that the gang can wait for me to have a meal with me when i return almost at the same time every day after the prayer ends in the mosque every night so nobody can predict when i will eat or if i will eat at all . Now This is not only about the time of eating . Since the other two cannot eat what i eat or want to eat because of health and age issues for example everybody likes the ice cream that is the general understanding But now when i brings the ice cream one of the siblings cannot eat it because of the diabetes and the other one has some dental issues So eating ice cream alone in front of them may be the victory of Democracy but it seems too immoral because whenever they wants to eat an ice cream or something they really like to eat they make or bring it for me too . And this is just not about the ice cream it will happen over every meal and every lunch and dinner
So Anyways we will discuss this absolute democracy in length and details some other time because its just the beginning and i may self is not sure if i can survive and live happily every after because i have evolved over a very long period of time without the democracy sometimes having no other options like the special occassions when there is a deg ( cauldron ) take away of mutton qorma and nan which i am forced to eat for days sometimes LOL
okay the phone is ringing and also it is the top of the hour nearing so it time for the Asr Prayer break so now  i take a break here with the Prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!

4: 57 pm Break ( 3005 words)

6:31 pm Okay the Great and final Democracy ended an hour ago and now we are having the tea party with my dear brother from two towns away . 

okay So now we have tap water too even though when i rushed to the bakery and back i was all wet and cleaned with the sweat so i don't need water for today ....LOL
No just kidding ! i have already poured cold water on my head and changed the wet clothes back into my old  sleeping suit . The Sweat and water is all dried and now i am enjoying the hot tea and chocolate pastry with the crunchy sprinkles . Wow what a life i have every thing changes in few minutes here Any way i have to go now and enjoy the facebook meetup and have more tea , paties and pastries and kabab puris  Also it is time for the Maghrib prayer and the Sunset .
So hopefully i will be back soon or if not than after the Mein Ayesha Gul
Last Episode 
Tonight 8:00 pm only on Urdu1
#MeinAyeshaGul #Urdu1 #Friday #Saturday #Sunday #Turkishdrama

Okay the Sunset is 7:03 pm So now  i take a break here with the Prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi

May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!

6:59 pm Break ( 3254 words)

Sun 20th Shaban 1439
33°C
7:34 pm Good Evening !
Okay the weather is now getting better and better by the minute outside and inside its the HP printer again it never seems to work when you need it the most . Imagine two people on your left and right shoulders telling you what to do when when all three have absolutely no idea what is to be done . anyways its always fun to be helpful . LOL.
Okay so now we move to the Movies of the week .













  • Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
  • The Hangover (2009)
  • The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
  • Phillauri (2017)
  • The Thirteenth Floor (1999)
  • The Mist (2007)
  • The Four (2012)













  • Black & White: The Dawn of Justice (2014) Pi Zi Yi...

  • The first four are the rerun and multiple times . The fifth that is the Thirteenth floor is also the rerun but i missed the main part before so i understand it only this time I usually have the first hand experience of these downloaded kind of people very often but i enjoy it more in real life than in this movie . Believe you me it is a reality and i am still working on a real me we may meet some day some where in a fictional dimension and play ludo star together  !! LOL

    okay the rest of the movies were rated five stars and there is nothing to say about them so hopefully i may have a better week in the movies next week as it may be the final week before the the First of Ramzan on the 17th of May 2018 which is the okay never mind because there will still be mon , tues and wed in the week after this coming week for movies . And the second of Ramzan will be on friday the 18th of May
    okay now its time for the  Mein Ayesha Gul
    Last Episode 
    Tonight 8:00 pm only on Urdu1
    #MeinAyeshaGul #Urdu1 #Friday #Saturday #Sunday #Turkishdrama

    7: 59 pm Break ( 3570 Words)

    9:36 pm So this is it 
    yes this must be the only Happyz endindz on the Channel URDU1 since its inception or commission which i got to see in peace . Interesting to know that the CPEC minister interior mr Iqbal got a new lease on life after being assassinated by an extremely poor shot john doe by the name of Abid Hussain . The ISPR suggests that Army chief is praying for his early recovery . 
    Anyways woh kehte hain na jo hoto hai ....
    LOL
     I think that this my the Sunday Blog # 109 ( Hundred and nine ) is already a winner
    LOL

    Anyways !

    It is so sad to know that my dear brother's neighbourhood does not have this cable broadband . recently i saw the ticker on the movie Channels which named new areas where they have recently started their torture ...i mean service . Anyways . Okay so now for the time being i will not be watching the Channel URDU1 until further notice or ever whichever comes last . As for the Turkish Soap serials the last one is the Pyar Lafzon mein on filmazia which is also about to end soon or should have ended because there is no chance of a happyz endingz in it . It seems its not a turkish soap at all it is more like a Hindi serial where marriage is not a happy or ending . So anyway there we are almost two long hours to go and absolutely no motivation or subject to go on and on about .

    Nahein ....Nahein .....Nahein.....
    you wont believe what i just stumbled upon on the twitter karachi handle 
    Kafir ko ye junnon kay khana he chord dey
    Millat kay saath rabta ay ustawar rakh...

    Okay here is one more interesting tweet on the karachi handle which i am keenly following
    obviously its a fake account and it will F@#$ all the naive followers still i want to know how and when . By the way nobody loves karachi more than Dawood Ibrahim and his family , And i have hundreds of similar examples .

    Okay so now is the time to think of new ways to make money from these corrupt politicians , political parties and the Election process which may include the Election Commission of Pakistan because it may also be spending billions of tax payers money and making the exchequer and national treachery oh sorry whatever Bankrupt . Have you ever wondered why Bank rupt and Corrupt sounds so similar or following each other . .?
    So this  brings us to the quiz of the day Who is the Most Corrupt Pakistani ...no no this is not the question everybody knows who is that ....the question is That Who is the Most Corrupt Pakistani you would like to see Bankrupt and Why ?
    Okay so now i have crossed the Four Thousand Words mark for this my the Sunday Blog # 109 ( Hundred and Nine ) with about and hour and a half almost remaining. My dear Brother has happily returned to his home to his Nuclear Family where he will happily live ever after and keep planning to visit us until he finds an excuse . While we are now back in the Gloomy Sunday mode and will continue to live Gloomy for ever or until his next Chaapa ( Visit) . Thanks to the
    HP printer software stubborness i sense much less nuclear radio activity which might have helped in a immediate return to the Gloomy Sunday mood .
    Okay Thank God the All Mighty Allah Amen ! the Door bell is ringing ...No i am too Gloomy on a Sunday to get up and go see who it is at this hour . It Can't be any of our regular Chaapaz So it must the Ball fetchers
    Yes i was right !!
    Oh Bitch i do not need motivation right now i need a topic there is enough time to make me if not cross to at least reach the Five Thousand words mark for this my the Sunday Blog # 109 ( Hundred and Nine) . But unfortunately i could not think of any topic or subject of discussion . And the topic and Subjects that i have or had in my mind are no longer relevant for this my the Sunday Blog # 109 ( Hundred and Nine ) .

    Okay so this is it my eyes are shutting down  and i see no point in going on and
    on and on and beside it is one of those Sundays yes the Wonderwall So there is no point at all in anything i say today .

    (

    Oasis - Wonderwall Lyrics | SongMeanings

    https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/38/

    Today is gonna be the day. That they're gonna throw it back to you. By now you should've somehow. Realized what you gotta do. I don't believe that anybody. Feels the way I do, about you now. Backbeat, the word was on the street. That the fire in your heart is out. I'm sure you've heard it all before. But you never really had ...

    So anyway here it is the Song with which i wants to finish this my the Sunday Blog # 109 ( Hundred and Nine ) yes none other than the 

    İlişki Durumu: Karışık (OST) - Ah Kalbim Darma Duman

    After the Song video i will try to give the turkish lyrics with english translation because if i try to copy and paste it here before the video it might put all this my the Sunday Blog # 109 ( Hundred and nine ) in haywire  So here it this video has some other actors or models not the ones from the turkish soap known to me and us here in Pakistan through the URDU1 tv channel as Mein Ayesha Gul 
    With this song ( OST ) i end this my the Sunday Blog # 109 ( Hundred and Nine ) and hope to come back next Sunday on the Happy Mothers day being the Last Sunday Blog before the Holy Month of Ramzan . So have a great week and don't let the devil distract you from following the right path and doing good to please the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah Amen ! 
    And please don't give your Zakat to the political parties and international Blood Suckers even if they are registered as Charity in Great Britain . Give it to your family , friends and neighbours and people you really know deserve it or need it . May the Dear Mercuful Lord All Mighty Allah Guide you and Bless you and Forgive all your sins known and un known .Amen!
    May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!


    And with all these achi achi baatein and prayers and wishes and suggestions i now come to the really end of this my the Sunday Blog # 109 ( Hundred and Nine ) I still have more than five minutes left and as usual and a habit i cannot possible let these final minutes go in waste please accept my humble apologies if you believe i am wasting your time actually i am using mine to a good cause and a sense of self achievement ...Anyways


    To a very Happy and Health week ahead ....

    Allah Hafiz ! 

    Defne and Omer Ah kalbim darma duman


    İlişki Durumu: Karışık (OST) - Ah Kalbim Darma Duman



    Ah kalbim darma duman
    Senden iz yok hayli zaman
    Duygularım feryat figan
    Bilmem nasıl yapsam
    Hangi kapıyı çalsam
     
    Bir an sen yanımdasın
    Saçların da tadımdasın
    Sonra işte onunlasın
    Aşk mı bunun adı
    Beni benden aldı
     
    Kim kime yanık anlat azcık korkmadan
    Vazgeçme benden saklanırsam gözlerinden
    Kim kime deli yangın yeri halleri
    Bir dargın bir barışık bu hikaye nasıl biter


    ENGLISH



    Ah My heart is in a mess
    There is no trace of you for a long time
    My feelings scream and mourn
    I do not know how to do it
    Which door should I knock
     
    A moment you are with me
    In my hair and my taste
    Then you are with her
    Is this called love
    You took me from myself
     
    Explain a little who likes whom without fear
    Do not give up on me if only I could hide in your eyes
    Who is crazy about whom, burning like a fire
    With rivalries and peace how will this story end

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