And this is my the Sunday Blog № 317 ( Three Hundred and Seventeen )
Yes today is Sunday the first ( 1st) of May 2022 AD
The 29th of Ramzan 1443H
Till the Sunset ( 7:02 pm ; Karachi )
34°C / 31°C ( Google)
Moon: 0.0%
New Moon
Current Time:1 May 2022, 00:20:39
Moon Direction:356.96° N↑
Moon Altitude:-51.97°
Moon Distance:396,375 km
Next New Moon:1 May 2022, 01:28
Next Full Moon:16 May 2022, 09:14
Next Moonrise:Today, 06:11
Ya ilahal alameen iss taaq Raat ( 29th Ramzan ) kay sadqay mein Telenor pk Kay subscribers muaziz sarif ko pheir sey BISP Kay text messages se bacha .
Aameen summa Aamen
یا الہ العالمین اس طاق رات (29 رمضان) کے صدقے میں ٹیلی نار پی کے کے سبسکرائبرز معزز صارف کو پھر سے بی آئی ایس پی کے ٹیکسٹ پیغامات سے بچا۔
آمین ثم آمین
Believe it or not we survived the Ramzan once again ...survived the 27th Shab e Qadar .
And two CMs of the Largest Punjab outside the territorial jurisdiction of Canada .
See 🙈 I thought I lost it ...
But there is a God Almighty Allah Amen 🙏 ...
So what I mean to say ....is that despite all the fears and depression ....we have arrive at the last days
New Moon in about half an hour at 1:28 am which will give about seventeen hours for the sighting time ....anyway I am definitely not interested in the sighting or not sighting ...
I am glad that we did not get any bad news the whole month ....nobody died or went to the hospital to die .
Among family , friends or neighbors .
Which is absolutely unbelievable .
The Army of beggars who used to bang the gate all day long for zakat were not even seen entering the street or stand at the corner . The few that came were not as mean as they used to till last year in Ramzan .
I also ignored them so with no response they left early ...it's a busy world ....and for them it's the golden time of the year ....honestly I felt that one or two were actually relieved to know that he is gone and they don't have to come here anymore . I always warned my dear brother about them ...and their stories ...but he never listen .
.Dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah
please forgive my dear loving and caring brother Aslam Bhai and give him the highest place in Jannah
Amen !
پیارے مہربان رب اللہ پاک میرے پیارے اور خیال رکھنے والے بھائی اسلم بھائی کی مغفرت فرمائے اور جنت الفردوس میں اعلیٰ مقام عطا فرمائے
آمین!
Wordle 316 3/6*
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So anyways Since for the second or the third time in the history of British pakistan , once again The Niazi and the Tareen are not on the Same page .....
Anything can happen .
Yesterday a very large number of sop following chinese were seen at the Airport leaving pakistan
Chinese start leaving Pakistan after Karachi University suicide attack
This follows the very well planned suicide bomb blast in Karachi university by a balochi girl .
Okay you ponder about who and why ...
While I go and prepare Sehri ...
During a partial Solar eclipse , the first of this year 2022 somewhere in the world where it's the day time and a day behind April 30th 2022 .
Astronomical Twilight 4:35 am
3:35 am Break !
Okay fajr prayer with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi and Recently Departed Aslam Bhai
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
Dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah
please forgive my dear loving and caring brother Aslam Bhai and give him the highest place in Jannah
Amen !
اللہ پاک میرے پیارے والدین ، پاپا
اور امی پر رحم فرمائے ، اور ان کو اللہ تعالی کی رحمت نصیب ہو ، اور ان کی روح کوجنت میں آرام نصیب ہو ۔ آمین!
پیارے مہربان رب اللہ پاک میرے پیارے اور خیال رکھنے والے بھائی اسلم بھائی کی مغفرت فرمائے اور جنت الفردوس میں اعلیٰ مقام عطا فرمائے
آمین!
Sun 29th Ramzan 1443H
34°C
11:14 am Fasting
Survived the first partial Solar eclipse visible on the other side of the world .
Moon is waxing but little chance of sighting today
Not celebrating eid this year so I don't care
1:17 am Fall asleep ..woke up for the water pump .
The sun after the solar eclipse feels even hotter ...
Thank God the Almighty Allah Amen 🙏 we do not have the load shedding like other areas ..
The New PM rejected the second OGRA summary for the fortnightly fuel prices adjustment . So unless there is a miracle up his sleeves , the economy is going towards a meltdown . More essential items will go out of the reach of the common people . And some may even go off the shelf and out of stock .
Moon was not sighted in Saudi Arabia so they have one more fast today .
The Dear God All Mighty and the United States has been very gracious towards them this Ramzan . They had the maximum number of umrah worshipers and under pressure leaders of countries like pakistan desperately seeking financial assistance . The breaking news is that mufta ismael got a 8.1 billion dollars package to further detoriate the melting economy of Pakistan . Remember in the last regime pakistan had to borrow money from china to pay back saudi dollars when things got rough with the United States of America .
So tell me who needs eid this year if things are going so far so good .
Both seats of the foreign ministry are given again to the polo club . Had nothing to do with it ...trust me .
With everybody in the diplomatic Corp, across the board , being so disappointed with the Imran khan ....it's good that an alternate leader is well groomed ...you never know ....
Okay time to go and check the water pumps .
Also it's time for the last Sunday Zuhr in Ramzan
Prayer with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi and Recently Departed Aslam Bhai
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
Dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah
please forgive my dear loving and caring brother Aslam Bhai and give him the highest place in Jannah
Amen !
اللہ پاک میرے پیارے والدین ، پاپا
اور امی پر رحم فرمائے ، اور ان کو اللہ تعالی کی رحمت نصیب ہو ، اور ان کی روح کوجنت میں آرام نصیب ہو ۔ آمین!
پیارے مہربان رب اللہ پاک میرے پیارے اور خیال رکھنے والے بھائی اسلم بھائی کی مغفرت فرمائے اور جنت الفردوس میں اعلیٰ مقام عطا فرمائے
آمین!
2:11 pm Break !
4:43 pm Another sad news is that this Ramzan and eid we did not have the mango . There is no sign of mangoes on the fruit carts anywhere not online or off .
Politics has so possessed the hearts and minds of the big landlords and farm owners in Sindh and Punjab and USAiD so unsure about it's relations with me that they could go either way at very short notice . The extremely hot weather is melting the ice and glaciers very rapidly which may eventually result in flooding if it rains good the coming monsoon season
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Kids prefer the processed fruits and juice which is a very safe bet for exports and foreign exchange in these tough times ....I hope you will understand .
All mango trees are laden with raw green mangoes in my neighborhood they are mostly organic and uncared for . Builders usually cut down most of the mango trees or the building materials pollution killed them .
The funny thing is that most super educated foreign qualified people promote organic farming here in Pakistan when they could do zero efforts to reduce the acid rain .
Last year we had black and white chainsaw Mango that was cheap and sweet . The Sindhri mango without carbide was very tasteless . Let's how the political change in Sindh and Punjab effects the quality and taste of mangoes ....
The fallacy about Mangoes the king of fruits is that you can tell the intentions of the king from the quality of a mango season
Malice , Malafide , Malevolent
Time for Asr prayer with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi and Recently Departed Aslam Bhai
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
Dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah
please forgive my dear loving and caring brother Aslam Bhai and give him the highest place in Jannah
Amen !
اللہ پاک میرے پیارے والدین ، پاپا
اور امی پر رحم فرمائے ، اور ان کو اللہ تعالی کی رحمت نصیب ہو ، اور ان کی روح کوجنت میں آرام نصیب ہو ۔ آمین!
پیارے مہربان رب اللہ پاک میرے پیارے اور خیال رکھنے والے بھائی اسلم بھائی کی مغفرت فرمائے اور جنت الفردوس میں اعلیٰ مقام عطا فرمائے
Our New Sunday Neighbors have not come yet ...they are moving in very slowly ...mostly appear on the politically charged up Sundays ...and since the medina incident ....and eid holidays ...yes eid holidays have already began in our neighborhood...the Sindh police at our gate have left for hometown ..their kids too young to be in a cambridge exam . Heard on the news that cambridge exams are being held during the eid ....their schedule is too hard to understand by Google search on siri
Saein logon ney kuch joke mara hai ...but I cannot under till I watch the movie ...
Anyways ,
Usually I fry the Pakoray at this hour after I fail to decide what to order from foodpanda 🐼 app . Today Pakoray have already been ordered and my guess is that they have arrived .
So if the Pakoray arrived we will have besides them melon white . Thee are so many kinds of melons in the world and each one is so different from each other .
In my childhood we used to have the maroonish colour meshed skin melons called kharbooza ....not sure why they were called that .
This year we have new breed of melon which is very sweet and smaller than the thin skin yellow melons .
Okay it's almost iftari time
Sunset 7:02 pm
So I'll be back after iftari and prayer with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi and Recently Departed Aslam Bhai
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
Dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah
please forgive my dear loving and caring brother Aslam Bhai and give him the highest place in Jannah
Amen !
اللہ پاک میرے پیارے والدین ، پاپا
اور امی پر رحم فرمائے ، اور ان کو اللہ تعالی کی رحمت نصیب ہو ، اور ان کی روح کوجنت میں آرام نصیب ہو ۔ آمین!
پیارے مہربان رب اللہ پاک میرے پیارے اور خیال رکھنے والے بھائی اسلم بھائی کی مغفرت فرمائے اور جنت الفردوس میں اعلیٰ مقام عطا فرمائے
آمین!
6:54 pm Iftari Break !
7:36 pm Moon Set !
Sun 30th Ramzan 1443H
34°C
7:37 pm So it wasn't the last iftari ...I survived ...
Oh no battery finished ..,
Got to shut my eyes ...lie down in bed and relax for half an hour or more ....
8: 00 pm Break !
11:27 pm okay so it is officially announced that there will be no Chand Raat for the people of this God forsaken waste land with diminishing forest and plenty of acid rain this year .
So help you God the All Mighty Allah Amen 🙏
No free lunches from Tuesday under mufta ismael rule .
Sometime after the midnight .....
Wordle 317 2/6*
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Not celebrating Eid due to death in the family , friends or neighbors is becoming a habit ....this year it's Aslam Bhai and mrs Saeed
Last year it was momani jaan and her cousin
Before that it was the pandemic lockdown
So I was wondering that if some year the Supreme Court larger bench decided that it is ultra vires to not celebrate the eid ...how will I cope with it ?
Don't know why but I feel like the things people do on Chand Raat like go out to the markets even if they don't have to buy anything just for the fun and enjoy the ronaq activity lights and action and eat on the go or from the road side stalls etc
Should be done on the eid day ...and not the Chand Raat ...maybe I am wrong
Ah my food panda 🐼 order has arrived
I thought that its the last Sehri and they were open tonight so I ordered BBQ
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Rider calling ..
From location ...
Street out ...
Bad Telenor ...bad
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Guard alert
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Delivered
Paid cash + tip
Thank you
Click click
So don't you think that I should take leave now and have an early sehri tonight .
Before this piping hot 🔥 meal gets cold ♨️♨️
It may not be the ChandRaat but I know Telenor pk won't be discouraged they would continue spamming ..so I am putting my mobile phone with sim on flight mode till the end of eid holidays ..
Any inconveniences is duly regretted .
All the best !
Here I end this my the Sunday Blog № 317 ( three hundred and seventeen ) with a rap song from coke studio I only accidentally heard last night has very interesting lyrics if only I got time and the nerve ...I would definitely try to explore it till the end from the beginning inshallah
Everybody tell me not to say it Everybody tellin' me to zip it up At the same time Everybody tellin' me to stay safe Everybody tellin' me to keep it up
میں نے کدے بندیاں چہ ویکھی نئی صداقت think about it تیرے میرے بیچ کی جو گل ہے ساری دنیا کو جا کے کیوں بتا رہے ہو؟ فارغ ہو
Haters, they call me arrogant Superego accelerant It's no accident that I'm better than Medicine چلیں پھر؟ کتنی باری وہی باتیں کریں پھر؟ Jelly, brah? Whatever! تیرے سارے گانے repetitive
Let me re-calibrate, مجھے ایک second دئیں Bass in the beat make me celebrate While you tasting defeat, taking the heat While I'm baking the meat 70 centigrade 'til it's well done You will see me seldom سبھی کہتے ابھی پھینکو اُوپر نیچے album
Money making over the horizon Competition going into hiding while I'm on a mission ایتھے ویری وی تے چنگی طرح مِلن Penicillin نوں وی پہلے توں ہی پتا سی کے فارس on the mic Is likely the illest, villainous ہے slightly یہ And might need surveillance
سن رے سن رے
تیراں وانگوں سدھیاں سامݨے نظراں رہندیاں میری میں نہ ویکھاں سجے کھبے میں آندھی، میں ہنیری
تیراں وانگوں سدھیاں سامݨے نظراں رہندیاں میری میں نہ ویکھاں سجے کھبے میں آندھی، میں ہنیری
جد وی بولنا دل توں بولنا سانبھ سکی نہ دنیا نہ دنیا
جد وی بولنا دل توں بولنا سانبھ سکی نہ دنیا نہ دنیا
سن رے نیا رُخ چن رے، چن رے سن رے رہ نہ جانا گُم رے، گُم رے
ناظرین و حضرات، حاضرین برادرانِ ملت، آپ رکھیں تشریف جنابِ عالی جنابِ اعلیٰ جنابِ عالم اور ساری خواتین
All of the ladies محترمہ، follow me and dear معزِز صارف All the ادیب and مصنفین Know what I mean when I scream Hello
Faris like a virus in your system تارے گِن گِن کہ میں ساری رات تازی کروں یادیں سارا دن جاری کروں وارنٹ ماضی کو بھلا دیں کیسی تھیں وہ پیاری پیاری باتیں
اگر کروں گا میں focus تیرے سارے وعدے bogus ہوں گے ساری کھاتے کھول-us اور سارے گانے چوکس میرے چاروں اور پھر دے reporters Please, no photos ٹھیک ہے جِگر؟ اسپیڈیں مار کہ نکلا میں About to get a speeding ticket
یہ جو اتنی یہ کاپی پے یہ گھچ مچ ہے Gotta fidget with it 'cause I need to paint a picture میرے پاس original literature ہے coverage cellular آپ کے پاس
But don't be callin' me And that's the policy I got a whole catalogue of people That I just don't wanna see
I sat along a tree, جویں پپلی دا پت تے ساریاں نوں پتا اے ایدی چھاتی چوڑی سی They just wanted me to stop the velocity Oh, the audacity, ایسے نہیں
باغی روح کو کیسے تم سنبھالو گے؟ کس کس سانچے میں ہمیں تم ڈھالو گے؟ کیا بُزدل رہ کہ اپنا آپ نبھا لو گے؟ جُھک جُھک کہ پھر کیسے سر اُٹھا لو گے
آجی، سن ری ہاں، سن ری آجی، سن ری ہاں، سن ری
تیراں وانگوں سدھیاں سامݨے نظراں رہندیاں میری میں نہ ویکھاں سجے کھبے میں آندھی، میں ہنیری
تیراں وانگوں سدھیاں سامݨے نظراں رہندیاں میری میں نہ ویکھاں سجے کھبے میں آندھی، میں ہنیری (...haters, they call me)
جد وی بولنا دل توں بولنا سانبھ سکی نہ دنیا نہ دنیا
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