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Sunday, 29 January 2017

The Sunday Blog # 43

Today is the 29th of January 2017 the okay let me check first ...okay Moon NOT Sighted so its the 30th of Rabi us Sani 1438 till sunset .

"When Two years past after the dearly departed Ammi Passed away May her Soul Rest in Peace in Heaven Amen !.. i give up my right to feel disturbed by the parked cars on our front kerb and even in front of the gate both by the neighbours or visiters of the neighbours . In fact sometime i really really feel amazed when i look outside and see a whole lot of empty car parking space . "
LOL !
so growing up is not part of the plan okay . Today i asked the price of egg from the same place i bought the eggs last week and he gave me three different prices in the same sentence and there was a gentleman standing next in line who gave a difference in price of i am not sure if it was for a dozen or half a dozen and the same cannot be said for the first three because i was sure . Anyways the thing is that prices of egg this week that was and has gone with the rain was a little over a dollar for a dozen . Imagine if all this has happened in just one week after the first Black President of the United States how fast and furious the 100 days of the Builder and Developer and former Mayor are going to be .

Okay i will come back to that later there is a very important breaking news going viral on twitter about one of the candidates being considered for the Governor of sindh which fell vacant when her excellency took back her recommandations so now we have only three people short listed . Mariam , waqar and amir . And i am sure everybody agrees howImage may contain: 1 person, standingImage may contain: 1 person, beardImage may contain: 1 person, beard
1:13 am the net shuts down sorry over anxious now you will have to wait . because i will check the net again at 2:00 am .
so as i was saying i am sure everybody agrees how well their media campaigns are being run proving each and everyone of them as the only suitable candidate for this job and also a world apart from eachother . Here in my most beautiful country and a very rich megapolis of the world so many people wake up every morning to earn the halal rozee work hard all day tirelessly and still find it so hard to make ends meet . Very few people recognise them and fewer wants to be recognised by them .
And then there are these people who gets fame and fortune for free as if they are being chased by it . Take it or else . So far i have not been able to quantamise their fame and fortune . Respect they have earned none . Money they have in leaps and bounds . And if they continue to dodge the angels of death which hopefull they might the celebrity status they have already won will only continue to grow and glow .
So if we can have a dog pissing pole as the longest serving then i believe there is no one better for the job then these three . But if there is an objection from some that these are too much off shores and we want someone who is definitely green then there are few cricketers who can be shortlisted to come down to one name and that is the one who is planning to quit for a very long time but fails to do so untill he has a rock solid job confirmation .
ah its almost 2 am so let me check the net ....
yes its back so here i save the draft and also check the word count which looks okay without looking
Yes its 625 words .
The Music coming from the neighbourhood Stops . and the car brake screeeh starts .

okay i had a 40 minutes research break to learn more about the #MuslimBan . The Sudanese niyad UK citizens will be banned meaning the dual nationality people from different countries may be banned from entering the united Satates if the country of origin or either is in the banned countries list . Honestly i have always advocated that Pakistan should not be in the US centcom area anyways its too late so
Good Night or Good Morning or Whatever ...

2:54 am 720 words .

9:16 am Good Morning ! Just now i had to tweet this in my morning mood ritual
 "Sun 30th Rabiussani 1438
20°C moon was not sighted as expected so its not first but the alfajr reads 1/5/1438 means i'll have to correct it"
instead of
"okay the moon was not sighted as expected so its not the first but the alfajr reads 1/5/1438 means i'll have to correct it "

so i wonder am i corrupting all the ustaani jees who must be following me ...? Don't you think this is a sufficient excuse for an American Muslims Apoclypse or Amazing obviously if this American is correct then they have been taught very wrong especially by those who asses wrong and akses rongli LOLImage may contain: 3 people, people smiling, people standing

Its breakfast time but i am so greedy to get the momentum going with this my the Sunday Blog # 43 that i am not even thinking of going to the filthy market and face the psychology of the utterly mad . Mad enlish a little and mad American a lot . last night was a no kosem sultan episode (mon - fri) night so i went to the filthy market behind tariq road to my Dearly departed Ammi's favorite BBQ shop May Her soul rest in peace in Heaven Amen !... i was the first in line as the market was almost deserted due to development work and the car show offs shutting down early to protest against the traffic Force using force finally . Anyways so the empty BBQ shop suddenly had a game plan and the almost closing shop near the 10 pm turned back the clock and the grill was suddenly full and the customers blocked my view suddenly this guy standing on the service counter chatting with the service guy told his lad to pay for an extra item he rushed and returned and thus my almost ready order was gone in somebody else shopper . another guy was already sitting there before i thought was a worker or a friend of workers there had already left with a similer order so now they put a new portion to cook on the grill . So Now with all the blockers gone i peeped in an saw the almost empty grill obviously i asked what happened so this service guy innocently looked right into my eyes and said half was not ready so i gave it away . then i said i was here first and what about the other half getting cold now while you start over again . And again he looked right into my eyes and said No Problem we'll make a new one for you and almost requested to the frying counter when i stopped him and said No that will take even  more time . 

Anyways i took my order told him i will not complain shook hands and left . On my way i stopped at the regular poultry shop for few drum sticks for the soup but the guy refused . And in the milkman's clock it was just 10: 20 pm . So after that i abort the remaining mission and did not buy the biscuits for the cat and returned home on a fast pace on the most straight route possible . Before i reached the gate of the home there is a ditch or a pond created in the middle of the road by the soapy water from excessive washing and cleaning , just as i was about to pass by it i saw a car rushing into the pool . so i moved away quickly . So after that nothing happened i walked safely on the empty street as it was saturday night most of the neighbours were off to weddings of the Bishops sisters son or were in a jam heard no saw tweets about traffic jams in different parts of the city as late as 1:00 am . Life here is not as easy as these motherfucking American Muslims try to makes us believe . Anyways it was fun becuase i love new clear tests and the new clear wastes of time .What i fear is that the outcome and the reactions of such new clear tests and new clear wastes of time are not in anybodys control . and definitely not mine . The intentions of such new clear tests are also not as clear as the tests itself . If the end result is just to study my reaction and write a thesis then why people and characters used in this game are made to suffer . We all know that there is a development and land development operation going on around this filthy market what if the prongs comes and clears up the mess to add to the chaos and dystopia . I could be silently blamed and seen as a brut for the rest of my life by the poor propriters and workers of these shops and business when i am just as powerless as they they are in this game . 
 By the way the taste of the Chicken Malai Boti and Crispy Puri Paratha was awesome as always . Image may contain: foodImage may contain: food

its 10:43 am and the kitchen activity seems to have died down a little as i hear now it is safe to  go out and re-fill the cup of tea and also chat with my dear siblings who must be missing me a lot . They know i am up and about because nobody turned off the net . 
Oh my God the word count is clearly above 1600 words . I better go back to the filthy meat market again and push my luck again . LOLImage may contain: 1 person, close-up and outdoor

12:01 pm Yes i had two re fils of tea mixed with coffee enjoyed the sun and the sprouting green leaves in the new rose plants i put in the sun last week . The ones planted by my brother on the wall ten feets above the ground is growing faster except that the wild cats from the neighbourhood chasing are damaging the old branches and the eagles and kites also love to scare crow the cats away fly so by next sunday i will know for sure if these rose plants survive or not . Our Mango tree gave the highest yield in its entire life last year . Most of the very sweet mangoes were loved by the neighbours and friends . This fall season the tree almost died and shed the largest number of tree leaves . We thought that i had finnaly seen its last . But Thanks to the neighbours of the penthouse ++ dirty danceing around christmas on the breakup song which was not visible to me here on the ground floor only the burgers potato chips and supari wrappers and a few  empty cans of juice that i got to see in the morning under the tree probably the balancing act for all the dried tree leaves they must be cleaning all fall season . The Mango tree has stopped shedding dried leaves at that pace . May be the two un expected winter rains that may have taken aways a few old and sick and finally gave the illegal refugee of karachi a taste of winter and the quetta chill , Saved our dying Mango tree . Not sure hundred pecent if it has survived most mango trees in the neighbourhood have started getting boor wait let me check if its a english word or not ah thtte net is still on i thought i turned it off for cooling . Its awesome to see that i have instill the desire to be a net junky in the near and dear ones and especially on a sunday . In dollar terms this means more less and less chaapaaz  at least from the locals and less or lesser frequent flyers human drones coming just to remind " aap ney shadi nahein ki abhi tak ....etc etc "

Anyways yes i have checked its not an english word in english or non muslim American they call it the flowering of Mango tree . so as i was saying most mango trees in the neighbourhood has started flowering for fruit . RESTLESS ! ours usually comes or starts flowering for fruit in the end of feb and the beginning of march . So in few weeks we will know for sure if this Mango tree is dead , alive or fruit will . Did i just invent an Oxymoron ? or Corrupted the language even further . Image may contain: 1 person, sitting, screen, table, office and indoor

12 : 48 pm the  Sunday break fast time in our filthy meat market is now offically over . Hope Less !
The Sunday Brunch time in our home kitchen is sounding like anxious . lets see if i survived a heavy brunch i most deperately wants to go out for zuhr prayer and walk . Chances of me going out is very little because i have all the thing s i shop for enough to last till a day more than today . But if I did get to go out today it will definitely be for the health reasons and not wandering around .
okay so its a break at 12 :55 pm with 2197 words on the words counter ....My my my
 LOL

3:17 pm well no brunch today went straight into the lunch Image may contain: foodImage may contain: foodImage may contain: foodImage may contain: foodI really don't think i have to tell what it is or how sleepy i must be feeling right now after eating extra plate and extra roti bread then i usually eat . I may be comfortably sitting here without a sweater or warm clothes but i did not sweat after eating this which proves beyond doubt that its cold inside even thought the digital clock temperature reads 21 degree celsius  after lunch before lunch it was a degree lower at 20 degrees celsius Image may contain: phoneNo automatic alt text available.

somebody poured boiling hot water into the thermic jug instead od tea so i also had to make a cup of instant coffee in urdu we say gold plating on the gold " soney pey sohaga " so now i cannot sit here anymore i need to lie down and get some sleep or i will not be able to wake up for hours . They Say eating with other is good but what to do when other wants to eat what you cannot or must not ? And this is a very bad time to sleep on a Sunday afternoon and evening after telling the world that you have eaten a full load of Shank bone nihari . Even if your fire wall does not allow American Muslims to disturb you they could call somebody in the neighbourhood and make them or their kids bang the doors for a ball . This has been going on for a very very very long time First i thought it was karma as a bitch for all the times we as kids did with the neighbours Then i suddenly realised that Karma or Bitch effects does not apply for me . And then i began to put two and two together and realised that there is absolutely no need to feel guilty about something that is so hard to believe that i could have done with such enthusiasm and for a very long time as it has been happening with me .
okay thats it i have crossed the 2500 words mark and it 3:49 pm a really needed sleep break lets see what happens now , during and after i wake up .

6;00 pm okay i am up after a very relaxing sleep made some tea with a tea bag the water was not hot enough just like the second best marigold hotel so i put it back in the microwave and instead of throwing away the teabag of liptons yellow label i poured another cup with that same water and left it there so when i get up from here i will have another cup ready or if somebody else wants it they can also help themselves . Actually  i just dicovered that we are out of tea just when i thought that i have everything extra and i don't have to go out to the shop for anything . Actually i donot make the tea neither in the morning nor in the evening so usually when the tea leaves jar is empty i am usually the last person to find out and a day later or when i see tea bags hanging in the tea pot . Anyways my avoiding the mosque during the rainy nose season has paid off . The flu virus did come to our home but i was not the one who brought it in rared it and now spreading . And if i am lucky i might even survive the attack . we will know for sure in two nights . okay its sunset time i'll be back in few minutes .

1st Jamadi ul Awwal 1438
6: 33 pm
Good Evening !Image may contain: 2 people, people smiling, people standing and textImage may contain: sky, tree and outdoor

Don't you think that rooftop selfies and pictures of Political events should be banned ? This motherfucking builder's money went into the gutters of karachi and hyderabad no wonder they are overflowing .

Wait kitchen activity ....
okay there is still time
Heard and read that CM Saein is visiting my neighbourhood every weekend regularly . he visited tariq road today too . All the projects initiated by him have to finish and clear the final bills before june or the funds will elapse . Sounds Like Another cinderella Story to me . Suppose CM fell ill or went on hajj and the acting CM or the acting governor or even the new governor takes his place and did not take as much interest in the projects or delebrately caused delays on behast of any other political force other than the party of CM Saein  and The Saein Dubai waro Then what . I thought this CM was from a CM background and must be more experienced then waqar, amir or mariam . But now i am sure that Cm saien did not gained full experience from his late father the CM . 

People by people i mean American muslims or Muslims not yet fully American Muslims must lured with canadian PM's Open Arms policy . Obviously they want fresh blood and organs to buy more weed and sniffs . No comment further until there is a proof . LOL
ya ya okay ... LOL


7:29 pm break as the kitchen activity has stopped and the word count is gone over the 3000 words mark it is 3049 words

8:11 pm no did not go out to play instead i had this at home Image may contain: foodImage may contain: food

lets hope this was the last meal of the day because if not disturbed now i could go on and on and on and break my own record from the last week . i believe i have already broken the fastest 3000 words and the earliest 3000 words .

Well we'll go into that later much much later when i stop or quit and have enough time to review my Sunday Blogs or this my the sunday blog # 43 . At the moment all i need is only a 1000 words more and without turning my self into a statue or immovable structure . I did put on a sweater after sunset and before eating the last meal because of which i am feeling a little warmer but still there is no sweat .

So last week was very interesting as far as the only Urdu dubbed turkish soap or serial that i watch regularly on television Mon - Fri . learned few new tricks of the trade and  revised several that i already knew but either have forgotten or did not think necessary for me . Like the difference between the importance of a witness to an old but never forgotten crime and the promise of a pardon witness . I learned about the witness with a promise of a pardon first time in my life in mr bhutto case . i was under ten years of age at that time and since all family used to gather together around the old radio set every evening at 8:15 pm sharp and listened to the BBC Urdu program "sairbeen " which used to review the whole case . One of the witness against Mr Bhutto was regularly mentioned as wada maaf gawah . وعدہ معاف گواہ or سلطانی گواہ was mr Masood Mehmood of Federal Security Force (Pakistan) Image may contain: one or more people, people standing and shoes

in kosem sultan the turkish televison serial most popular in our home these day and because of which Image may contain: 1 person, outdoor and close-upImage may contain: 1 person, close-upi have given up going out for barbeque and stuff at night . as you can see i am learning and revising a lot that i learned in oh sorry not in during the pre-school and primary school days . Image may contain: 2 people, people standing

Okay i need to take a break here because my eyes and ass has begin to hurt need to move a little . Plus i can hear the next meal activity has began in the kitchen .
9:24 pm 3445 words .

10: 23 pm you have no idea what i gave up just be able to finish this my the Sunday Blog # 43 without burps and farts but i cannot promise that i wont have a meal after mid night tonight of this and more Image may contain: food

Anyways so as i was taking of the television serials this past week i get to watch few glimpse of another serial on the series channel . That has james spades of the Boston legal fame and one of my all time favorite television series character and actor as a lawyer. yes it is the Blacklist . The Series may be very childish in screen play but watching Spades seducing Megan Boone yet another Megan up for grabs who may not have the same edges but who knows may be ... Image may contain: 1 person, close-upImage may contain: 1 person, smiling, sittingImage may contain: 1 person, close-up


so Now i have to watch two series in full to find out how and why i survived this decade with such an ease while others lost all their hairs and more and gained absolutely nothing especially not intelligence . If i chose to watch these series Suits , The Blacklist and Big Bang theory on the cable home channels then that would mean signing my self to yet another course of highly motivated psycho pathetic indulgence . Naa I don't think i am ready for it ever again . So i will start downloading the series season by season and save it and then when the time is in my favour i will watch one by one .

This week the Academy of Motion pictures more commonly known as the Oscars announced their nominations for the coming awards ceremonry . Turns out that i have only watch watched one of their picks . the arrival . downloaded lion and it turns out to be a south indian thriller dubbed in hindi no dev or kidman . Anyways these things happen at least there was a movie to watch when i downloaded Fenses and turns out that the file was corrupt because the download had too many pauses and breaks . plus the connection was slow too either all or any one could be the reason behind me not being able to watch the above mentioned movies in the past week . But I am sure after finishing this my The Sunday Blog # 43 and after relaxing the muscles and bones in my body i will watch most of the best picture and best actors category movies nominated this year and hopefull if iam able to find all of them on the net i may be able to sleep very soundly this year without any remorse after finishing my sunday blog on the mid night of the 26th of feburary 2017 . will hopefull wake up very fresh and see how badly they shatters my hopes and suggestion for the recipients of the awards , I have absolutely no interest in the red carpet or the wardrobe malfunctions or how much they waste on the dress .

Okay so now i must come to the movies i watched this week :

1. The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
2.xXx: Return of Xander Cage
3.BefikreTheFilm
4. Lion (2015 film).
5. Bathinda Express Movie
6. Hail, Caesar!

So the second best had a fairytale ending i have not the faintest idea what that means anymore  anyways xander cage is hopeless and padukon seems to have a security guard armed and dangerous following her throught the movie except for the kiss .
Befikre well it had so many french kisses that i totally forget what the movie was about oh yes aye dil mushkil wushkil types . While i was watching this movie the cables on the poles got burned most of them are repaired . I went out to collect the bills next morning and took some pictures of the burned pole and cables when suddenly the neighbours servent complained i rang your bell 200 hundred times when  this was happening and now you takes pictures and i didnot reply only smiled at him . I don't understand why we have so many cables and all looping up , putting up box like lnb's on the now fully Burned karachi Electric pole in front of our gate . I thing i did realised though .... yes burning the cables makes no difference at all or may be it does yes most of them got repaired in few hours didn't they ? LOL
By the Way my humble apologies and condolances on the loss of material . But don't you think these cable guys should have waited untill the Karachi Electric decides to replace the burned pole with a new one . No ?
Okay i don't have more time for further review or suggestion of what should or should not be done by none of my business
So here i end my the Sunday Blog # 43 with Kösem Sultan Song that i hear everyday but have absolutely no idea what it says or means yet i love it so much that every time it is played in the background i feel the change is coming in the story . just like a time lapse . Have Fun !



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