Today is Sunday the 28th of October 2018 , the 18th of Safar 1440 till the Sunset ( 5:55 pm , Karachi ) And this is my the Sunday Blog # 134 ( Hundred and Thirty Four ) .
By the Grace of All Mighty Allah Amen ! and by strict sabbatical lasting almost ten days till the end of Happy Sabbath yesterday my ear infections and swelling as a direct result of the Food Allergy getting worse over as the last few years ....is now much better . There is absolutely no pain on either side or ears . The left side ear and and nose has been open and normal all week . the Right side remained closed all week and very gradually recovered without any antibiotics or any other medicinal remedy . But it did got better .
And i am so glad that i did not listen to any of the advice to get better quickly . Honestly i did need this sabbatical very desperately. More because i needed to prove that i am not the real glutton here . Even though nobody cares anymore ...in fact they turned off the water as well ....the bottled mineral water has already been declared as a great Sin ...nineth( ninth) i believe ....?
Had fruits and vegetables mostly with pulses and was almost beginning to feel what's missing in a vegan's life ....
It was awfully tough when my siblings were having masala Fish and i was having a green apple . Even since sri devi died in suspicious circumstances all i can think of eating apples is to make sure no apple seed is gulped down my throat .
Anyways ...
As the un written British Constitutions reminds us ....
A change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good,
(A change would do you good)
I think a change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good.
(A change would do you good)
God's little gift is on the rag,
Poster girl posing in a fashion mag,
Canine, feline, Jekyll and Hyde?
Wear your fake fur on the inside.
Queen of south beach, aging blues,
Dinners at six, wear your cement shoes,
I thought you were singing your heart out to me,
Your lips were singing and now I see.
A change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good,
(A change would do you good)
I think a change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good.
(A change would do you good)
A change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good,
(A change would do you good)
I think a change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good.
(A change would do you good)
Chasing dragons with plastic swords,
Jack off jimmy everybody wants more,
Scully and angel on the kitchen floor,
And I'm calling buddy on the ouija board.
I've been thinking 'bout catching a train,
Leave my phone machine by the radar range,
"Hello it's me, I'm not at home,
If you'd like to reach me, leave me alone"
A change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good,
(A change would do you good)
"Hello it's me, I'm not at home,
If you'd like to reach me, leave me alone"
A change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good,
(A change would do you good)
I think a change,
(A change would do you good)
Would do you good.
(A change would do you good)
Anyways its a relief that very few people knows the chemia ( Alchemy) .....and even fewer believe so maybe its a rare thing or just a fallacy to scare people away from this heavenly Fruit .
And by the way the Movie Mom (2017) has been off my cable ever since ...so i hope no issues there as well .
Believe it or not everytime i feel a venom in my body and survive , somebody makes a headlines .....so curiosity kills is also psychologically reverse in my case . and instead of being afraid i feel that i should actually have an Apple farm or atleast an apple tree around . Isn't it ironic that most of the young generation and the future capsules will think that i was talking about a device or the INC .
LOL
So besides apple i had carrots ....yes raw carrots ...i love eating raw carrots ...never like the cooked carrots except for the sweet halwa ( cooked minced carrots ) . The carrots we have now are not ready for the Halwa ...it is the early season we will probably have those thick red juicy sweet carrots or the ready to eat Halwa available everywhere on the food streets and sweet shops as well as some milk shops with a white khoya ( a milk derivative before cheese ) and lots of dry fruits . Oh By the way the prices of dry fruits will be sky rocketing this coming winter season and then and there the narrative of Mehngai ( sudden prices increase , inflation ) by the GOP will become undeniable by the opposition and the sheeps will become wolves in the eyes of the masses .
Okay before i take the first break of this my the Sunday Blog # 134 ( Hundred and thirty four ) I want to share the most incredible observation as a student of Political Science ... The difference between the twitter trends of Karachi and London . yes ...La Monde
Okay there you have it .....
Anyways , this is how i break by sabbatical today at dinner ..i mean ...last meal before going to bed ...before the mid night at around eight pm
Fish karhai , Fish Biryani and Fish Sheermal ....
2:14 am Break (1010 words)
3:18 am Okay i am back .... No the MQM believed blindly what i said last week ...Shut down the whole neighbourhood's water supply not just ours ....The worst effected are the ones who paid Rs 45 K to the lineman for unbelievable connection ... Nope that didn't work either this week ....So the crazy neighbours who kept wasting all week in washing cars and floors and let excess water flow in the street were absolutely dry yesterday and their paid sweeper was complaining out loud ....after the youngest black widow of the neighbourhood charged him .....it was quite a spectacle .... Okay so i am not going to any haleem party this year ....promise !
It has been a really torturous week for the commuters both public and private here in Karachi the most dangerous city in the world and even more in the Jamshed town because of the nearing of yet another of the Minority Holiday . Actually we do not at all believe in this holiday ....it was gradually developed just to put pressure on the majority and the government ...unfortunately the tables have turned now and they themselves are under pressure while the majority gets a day off from Mobile Phone civilization and amma kay han jana hai ...Rituals ...
The News International
ARY NEWS-25-Oct-2018
KARACHI: All cellular phone services to remain suspended and ... the route of Chehlum procession in provincial capital on October 30, 2018.
So All the Best ....!
LOL
Honestly i am wasting time .....I should have reached the fifteen Hundred words mark by now but iam not there yet so i have to hurry and try to cross the fifteen hundred words mark on the words counter for this my the Sunday Blog # 134 ( hundred and thirty four ) .
So at Mid Night tonight or morning ...the Breaking news was about Pittsburgh ....no no not that one ....it is in the Jewish independent state of penn ...wrong again okay never mind ...so as i was saying lol
just now when i took a break after the 2 am ...had tea and chocolate biscuits to suppress my Euphoria because the crazy neighbours wont have water to waste on this most important Sunday of their calender .....the most amazing thing was that yesterday afternoon i went to the tariq road meat market to get some takeaway for my estranged sisters and found No sewerage water overflowing on the streets both inside and outside the market ....even the streets in front of the constructions sites of the Builder mafia ...both big and chota chota ...were absolutely dry .
Felt so nightmarish don't you think ? Anyways , So never mind my childish imaginations ...and lets get back to the first Break of this my the Sunday Blog # 134 ( Hundred and thirty four ) ...yes during the break i turned on the television and found that both CNN and BBC were re broadcasting other things and their tickers also seemed a day old ...while most British Urdu News channels were giving the news of a football crash ....and nothing about the Republican shooting of the synagogue . Interesting isn't it ....?
Belfast Telegraph-2 hours ago
The helicopter of Leicester owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha has crashed outside the King Power Stadium following the Premier League game ...
The Sun-3 hours ago
Humphrey looked visibly upset after revealing the helicopter belonging to VichaiSrivaddhanaprabha came down in the club's car park.
Nettavisen-3 hours ago
Helikopteret til Leicester-eier Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha krasjet utenfor King Power Stadium lørdag kveld. Flere britiske aviser hevder at krasjet ...
TPI-2 hours ago
Sky Sport riporta che c'erano quattro persone a bordo: il proprietario del Leicester Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha, sua figlia e due membri dell' ...
So that is how we are going out of the International religious Freedon Day and going into the just ten day away US Mid Term Elections on the 6th of November Tuesday
and talking about the television here is yet another anti gravity ruling by the Honorable Court
The Statesman-12 hours ago
Pakistan's Supreme Court on Saturday reinstated a ban on the transmission of Indian cont
God Save the Queen !!
Amen !
Okay the good news is that Saudi Arabia has yet again eased Pakistan's money troubles ignoring the Iranian influence and Jewish designs and offered a package of US 6 Billion dollars which includes etc etc...just for the love and devotion of Pak Army ....
Should have at least took a lift home when they loved me .....
Anyways ,
its 5 am and there is still an hour more to go on and on and on but i think i need to get up and stretch the legs and and relax the eyes and have a sip of water or tea ....so i pause here .
ya i had a sip of water and refilled the cup of tea ....also news channel surfed on television and yes the synagogue news is back live on both CNN and BBC ...the British Urdu News Channels are all on local news , breaking and tickers ...aha one British Urdu News Channels ticker says UK has turned back the clocks to winter time difference on one hour ....so its 1:13 am there ...right now
I wrote in the google search box " uk -pak time difference "
and the reply came ...
Bahadurabad, Karachi is 4 hours ahead of United Kingdom
5:14 AM Sunday, in
Bahadurabad, Karachi is
1:14 AM Sunday, in United Kingdom
OKay so before this republican guy waking up and evening the odds for the mid terms US elections 2018 , there were the democrates having all the fun with the pipe bombs parcels none of them exploded in the face as expected But i am very curious as to why the Nasal infection Actor / director / soundtrack / self received one of those parcels or better still ...for which role ?
could it be because of the Dirty Grandpa ( 2016) or because of the up and coming The Irishman ( 2019)
Independent Online-26-Oct-2018
Pipe bombs packed with shards of glass were intercepted en route to several prominent Democrats, including former US president Barack ...
OKay anyways they say that the bombs were not Hoax ...no idea what that means but it was really fun to watch the blocked traffic on one side of the highway and interstate while the other side completely empty and that bomb destroyers being escorted to the safe place
Must be really very scary to be stuck in a traffic jam while that vehicle drive past so slowly on the other side of the highway or road ....
And somehow this reminds me of the recent social media hue and cry over the first few visits of the President of Pakistan Mr Arif Alvi doctor saab ...and the closure of the main roads from airport to his residence ....
By the way the breaking news is that he is going away to yet another of Pak Army die hard fan country ....yes the Turkey ....
Radio Pakistan (press release)-8 hours ago
President Dr. Arif Alvi will leave for Turkey on Sunday on a three-day visit at the invitation of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan.
So lets hope he can bring back baren saat serials with him after all if Urdu1 has to shut down Kasauti zindagi ki ....they will desperately need some thing or they will re run Kosem sultan again .
The Sun Rise is 6 : 37 am today here in Jamshed town of Karachi the most dangerous city in the world .
So it is time for the Break and i take the break with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
6:02 am Break ( 2428 Words)
12:35 pm Good Morning /afternoon ....what ever !
the first tweet of the day
Sun 18th Safar 1440
32°C
12:23 pm It is so Hot and Sunny outside
and the streets are too dry ....not a single drop of water in pot holes
created on the roads and streets for Birds and stray dogs ....I bet
they will die in a day or two or move to a better neighbourhood LOL
When you ask somebody spraying water on the street or road wasting in my neighbourhood residential or commercial ...their farm hands say ...its the boring water ....and now when the pipeline water is dry and even the tanks have dried ...nobody is spraying a single drop of water wasting on the streets and roads funny isn't it ? Have all the wells and underground also gone dry ...Armageddon ?....This is the first time the water has been out for so long and there hasn't been a water tanker mafia movement in the neighbourhood ....which is quite strange and no body is saying a word about it ....are they on strike ?
Okay lets move on to some other topic on this serious note ....Karachi excluding east , west south and central .....LOL
Oh no i wasted most of the time on research again ....i should have gone over the first three thousand words by now ...anyways , since i did not have the water to waste on washing the face and eyes ....my eyes are clogging and i can't see what i i am typing ....so i need to take a break very soon .
so Here i take a break with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi ....
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
1:11 pm Break (2746 words)
3:29 pm
I don't know what got into me and I used the google translate for the prayer i often repeat in these my the Sunday Blogs every week ....and here is what i got ...
Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!
And also
میرے پیارے والدین والد اور امیمی پر پیارے خدا رب العالمین رحم کر سکتے ہو اور وہ عزیز خدا تعالی تعالی تعالی تعالی اللہ تعالی کی طرف سے برکت برداشت کر سکتے ہیں اور ان کی جان جنت میں امن میں آرام کرسکتے ہیں. آمین
So what do you say ....is it a okay or okay ....
I believe both needs a little minor adjustments ...don't you think ?
Anyways ....yes we had about five or six minutes of water ....but it is so muddy we can call it mela pani from the mela fide Water Board employees ....one more interesting thing that is happening since last night is that as soon as collect two bottles for wadu ....the water flow stops ....like somebody on the line has installed a digital computerized NRO plant ....or whatever .....years ago when i was much younger somebody much younger than me at that time said the LOL disturbs or destroys the wadu ...this week the very same person sent a message that we are moving out of your dearly departed Ammi 's ( May her soul rest in peace in heaven Amen! ) shared property and that we have got the money for our share .....LOL
How much ....? don't know ...
Who bought it ....? no idea ....
Where are you going ...? Not really sure ....
And this is the third time the same story was repeated despite two court cases ....
LOL
If my Allah bakhsay maternal grand mother would have been alive today ....she would have said ....zara demagh kamzor hai us ka .....(mentally retarded ) .
Anyways two prayers done with the mela water ....Usually we are relaxed on sunday becuase no matter what the water comes on the monday morning ....but if it has come down to this that agile neighbours breaking the line like its a bank or market oven line and getting connection from the other side before and ahead of us ....that this could be even more fun next week .....LOL
Okay so last week i said that i will probably finish this my the sunday Blog # 134 ( Hundred and thirty four ) a little early because of the last T20 match between Pakistan and Australia ....was expecting it to be a close fight series turns out ....they hated the Trophy .....Too Hungry ....and thought it to be mela trophy ....
Sportskeeda-27-Oct-2018
October 17 saw the first T20I between Australia and Pakistan being played in Abu Dhabi. The three-match series is being played to determine ...
Republic World-27-Oct-2018
PCB Gives Perfect Response To ICC Troll Over 'biscuit Trophy' ... Brighto presents TUC Cup 2018 #PAKvAUS T20I series trophy unveiling ...
Times Now-23-Oct-2018
Not just that, earlier ICC had shared another tweet trolling PCB as they revealed the TUC Cup 2018. "Giving taking the biscuit a whole new ...
MangoBaaz-26-Oct-2018
Even the ICC had gotten in on the trolling because that Tuc Trophy had such a glaring eyesore of a brand placement on top of the trophy.
In.com-24-Oct-2018
The 'Biscuit Trophy' would be handed over to the winner of the TUC Cup 2018. TUCis a biscuit brand in Pakistan and is also the chief sponsor ...
Dailypunch.pk-24-Oct-2018
ICC trolls PCB on making a literal biscuit trophy for Pakistan and ... will apparently play to win the artificial TUC biscuit (Sponsors of the series).
Zee News हिन्दी-2 hours ago
मजेदार बात है कि टीयूसी कप 2018 ( TUC cup) की ट्रॉफी को देखकर यूजर्स को मजाक बनाने का भरपूर मौका दिया.
Lokmat-23-Oct-2018
या मालिकेतील विजयी संघाला TUC Cup देण्यात येणार आहे. TUC ही पाकिस्तानमधील बिस्कीट उत्पादन करणारी ...
Punjab Kesari-2 hours ago
पाकिस्तान क्रिकेट टीम इस समय टी20 फॉर्मेट में विश्व की नंबर वन टीम है। लेकिन इन दिनों टी20 फॉर्मेट को ...
Indian Express Bangla-25-Oct-2018
চমক আনতে গিয়েই খোরাক হয়ে গেল স্পনসর। ট্রফির পরিবর্তে একটি বিশাল বিস্কুটকে স্থান দেওয়া হয়েছে সেখানে। যা দেখে টুইটারে ট্রলের বন্যা বয়ে গিয়েছে
So
Whatever !
there is definitely no need for the nails bitting during todays game ....I can keep a watch on the game while going towards the end of the finish of this my the Sunday Blog # 134 ( Hundred and thirty four ) . till the mid night .
OKay so i believe it is time for another short break it is again very sad that i wasted most of my time checking the twitter about the game when there was nothing about the game or the series that was worth mentioning except that what i already mentioned the only interesting thing was the cracker shaped trophy which everybody enjoyed ....and trolled ....Keep it up !
And surely the Pope must be up by now lets see what he is quoted as have said ....
The Tablet-16 minutes ago
Pope Frances has expressed his "closeness" to the city of Pittsburgh in the United Sates and in particular to the Jewish community after the ...
Hindustan Times-16 minutes ago
Pope Francis on Sunday strongly condemned the attack on a synagogue in Pittsburgh as an “inhuman act of violence,” and prayed for the ...
KRIS Corpus Christi News-16 minutes ago
VATICAN CITY (AP) — Pope Francis is grieving with Pittsburgh's Jewish community following the massacre at a synagogue there, denouncing ...
Forward-3 minutes ago
Pope Francis on Sunday strongly condemned the attack on a synagogue in Pittsburgh, calling for the stamping out of “hotbeds of hate” and for ...
FRANCE 24-23 minutes ago
Pope Francis on Sunday called a deadly attack on a synagogue in the United States "an inhuman act of violence", expressing his "closeness to ...
Reuters UK-38 minutes ago
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Francis on Sunday strongly condemned the attack on a synagogue in Pittsburgh as an “inhuman act of
i take a Break with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa And Ammi
May the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah have mercy on my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi and may they be blessed by the dear merciful Lord All Mighty Allah and Their Souls may rest in peace in heaven. Amen!
Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!
And also
میرے پیارے والدین والد اور امیمی پر پیارے خدا رب العالمین رحم کر سکتے ہو اور وہ عزیز خدا تعالی تعالی تعالی تعالی اللہ تعالی کی طرف سے برکت برداشت کر سکتے ہیں اور ان کی جان جنت میں امن میں آرام کرسکتے ہیں. آمین
4:57 pm Break ( 4112 words)
Sun 19th Safar 1440 H
32°C
6:29 pm Good Evening !
Okay i was so content with the two plastic bottles of Mela Pani for wadu ....twice but my dear Brother somehow got restored the neighbourhood's clean water ....and he is furious because it is now evident that while giving the neighbours the breaking the line and getting ahead connection the Mela fide line man blocked ours with soil and mud or maybe more solid materials ....Never mind the wadu i am having LOL in the prayers as well now ....it was too hard to finish the asr and maghrib prayers with a prayer for my dearly departed Parents Papa and Ammi
Puisse le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah avoir pitié de mes chers parents papa et Ammi et qu'ils soient bénis par le cher Seigneur miséricordieux Tout-Puissant Allah et leurs âmes puissent reposer en paix au paradis. Amen!
Possa il caro Signore Onnipotente Onnipotente Allah avere pietà dei miei cari genitori, Papà e Ammi, e che possano essere benedetti dal caro Signore Onnipotente Onnipotente Allah e le loro anime possano riposare in pace in paradiso. Amen!
Possa il caro Signore misericordioso All Allah potente avere misericordia dei miei genitori defunti Papa e Ammi e possano essere benedetti dal caro Signore misericordioso All Allah potente e Le loro anime possono riposare in pace in cielo. Amen!
Okay so here i am enjoying my life and everyday and ever bit of it ....The chaapaz have all ended because nobody in this town or any other is free from their own water and power , CNG ( a kind of air that makes vehicles and rickshaws taxi run slower than on petrol or gas and only available if you follow the line three days a week )
LOL
No ofcourse not the orange line line .....
Okay After the Saudi Arabia and UAE ....nevermind the poor Turkey or the UST (trump) comes the third most favorite diehard fan of PAK Army ....the Xi istan ....or popularly known in mobile market as the China . extremely dependent . Without Pak Army they really don't feel safe anywhere in the world just as jews don't feel safe anywhere in the Pittsburgh .....so obviously PM Imran Khan saab's next visit will be very soon to china ....If you have heard and watched the grim fairy tales of the ex - china relations minister in the Nawaz regime ....Pakistan was too see paradise .....And now it seems that paradise is lost and Pakistan is in so much Chinese debt ....no no...NO ....not indebt ed Pakistan is actually in debt of un countable Billions of Dollars of chinese yuan which The UST and all the Family and friends of Pakistan is refusing to help pay .....Incredible Isn't it ....Usually when you go to borrow money for your daughter's wedding from a jew he never asks about the caterer or the furniture shop you will pay with his loan money .....does he ?....may be some does but not all or most ....here the case is so different ....it seems like Mr Ahsan Iqbal has drafted a contract which clearly excludes the world of Donors and sponsors for the repayment of such hefty loan ....So where is that incredible development and fortune he was singing about .....and why are we indebt of china instead of China paying Pakistan for the way through its borders and land and cities and culture and religion and parampara and good will and friendship ...all buldozed ....by one road one belt ....seems like a belt of a villain .
Anyways ....i am sure something can be arranged about that small scripted contracts by the former regime ....Pak Army Zindabad ......Pak China debts paindabad !
To be on the safe side i have not used the four lettered abb ....LOL
The dinner will be ready before the eight PM so i better hurry up and try to make it to the five thousand words mark on the words counter for this my the Sunday Blog # 134 ( Hundred and thirty Four ) before i take the dinner break . No today is a very especial day so i am not the least worried about the drowsiness and waste of time or eating ...... yes Pakistan has already Won Big against the Wasims and Waikar of Pakistan ....and overcome the shadows of Najam sethi's ....
Oh and talking about the Najam sethi and Jamal khashoggi 's ....The Good news is that the Foreign Office has Fired the US Ambassador to Washington DC and Pentagon ....AJS . and other Key political appointees at some of the major capitals of the world including Havana ...and replaced them with career diplomats from the Foreign service ....Thank God Bless the Wiki Leaks ....LOL
Tabdeeli aa nahein rahi .........
tabdeeli gaie .....LOL
matter too sensitive and too early to be discussed here ....
So who wants to bet on republican mid term re elections .....None ?
Good !
so lets move on to the price of eggs ....yes the price of eggs
The price of 12 eggs, large inKarachi is ₨123
Latest price update: October 28, 2018.
K3570
P3300
No idea what this means .....But it is latest from twitter ....
okay now i have the sneak peekof the dinner .
This should have been the Bengoli rasmalai ....but lack of water for milk man must have changed the consistency ....LOL
Okay time for the break .....with a prayer for my dearly departed parents Papa and Ammi
